CHAPTER 20

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.

Transylvania? That's a pretty long way to go just for a 3 day holiday.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots.

Compact boots don't sound very comfortable...

MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one.

How many concerts do MCR have in one week?

I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.

Why the hell are they still allowed in the school?

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1

What's up with the fucking ellipses? There are about a million periods in that.

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me.

Yeah, I find Ludacris' rap music a bit idiotic myself.

Dobby ran away crying.

I don't blame him.

Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.

He did, idiot.

"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them.

U could see that they were naked and everything.

No shit, Sherlock.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

Well, by 'doing it' in the middle of a hall, they should have seen it coming.

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork.

I'm sure Dumbledore appreciates his nickname

So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it.

They ran after you with no clothes on but you threw a scab at them and then tripped? What?

Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him.

I'm pretty sure "where'd" is not short for anything.

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum."

Um.

Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"

Er.

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him.

Either 'dogfather' is a really bad pun, or you really suck that badly at spelling. Personally, I think it is the latter, considering you can't even spell Black correctly.

The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY' on it.

I'm pretty sure non-matching license plates are illegal.

…... ... ... ...I gasped.

Again with the ellipses.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing. Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

It takes a lot of talent to make out and mosh at the same time.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. …...And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner.

Why is Draco always around when Vampire and Ebony are together?