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Today's all about Shig and Mayu. This one's for you, WhackuOtaku.
Chapter 21: Life Without Lust Isn't Life At All
"If you really think very hard about it, we live in a society. There are people in the world."
Mayu stood in front of the class proudly presenting her presentation on international politics in the modern world when the lean, mean, fighting machine Morishige entered the room wearing a crown of roses and a muscle suit. He jauntily pranced into the classroom, clearly anticipating his second round with lady love now that his 2% body fat was on his side.
"Issues exist. Some people might even say there are problems in the world. I may or may not agree with this stance, but one thing is for certain: there are opinions and not all of them are the same."
Nobody had noticed Morishige's over-the-top entry. He politely sat down and then began clearing his throat in the most obnoxious manner he could muster.
"But what can you do about the fact there may or may not be undesirable circumstances in the world? I think that is for every individual to decide on a case-by-case basis, so I am most likely unable to give you an answer."
Morishige was now practically screaming at the top of his lungs for attention. Nobody turned around. Mayu was simply too good at capturing the hearts and minds of the Japanese populace.
"There are countries and that is a fact. People live in them. Some have hair. Thank you."
The class stood up, and, with tears in their eyes, applauded with such rigor that their great-grandchildren could still feel the pain of their palms. Morishige was now screeching with all his might, and then disaster struck.
Morishige lost his voice.
What was, just a moment prior, a very annoying and ear bleeding cry for even a sideways glance, was now nothing more than a vain attempt at producing sound.
"Oh no," Morishige did not say because he was unable to speak, "How could this happen?" What was he going to do? How could he profess his undying love for the girl he spoke to once before if he was unable to profess anything at all? Tears welled up in Morishige's massive eyes and they fell down drop by drop, shining like mercury because that's just what happens when you're Japanese. OTTER'S NOTE: IF U DONT UNDERSTAND THEN UR NOT A REAL OTAKU!
Ms. Yui, still clapping for Mayu, went to the front of class. "Wow, Suzumoto-chan, that was real sugoi indeed. I love you romantically. Please send me lotsa chocolates every day by way of postal service. Thank you. Anyways, our next presentation will be by Seiko Shinohara. Don't screw it up you little piece of crap."
Mayu sat back down, three rows away from Morishige. This would not do. With the strength of someone wearing a foam muscle suit, he clambered on top of his desk and tore the person sitting next to him out of their seat and onto the cold, lonely floor. Morishige then tore the next person from their seat as well, making the floor slightly less lonely.
He plopped himself right next to Mayu, who was transfixed by Seiko's presentation on why dating traps should be banned from the UN.
"Hey," Morishige did not say because he could not speak. Instead, there was just a small burst of air that came from his throat, which was enough to make Mayu look over at him.
Her eyes went wide. Who was this sexy beast sitting next to her? Had he always been there? His lean face, his rippling muscles, his fearless unveiling of his feminine side by wearing a crown of roses, yes indeed, this man was attractive. She blushed with the force of a thousand suns. "H-Hey, hehe, who are you?"
Morishige was stunned, did she not recognize him? "It's me, Sakutaro Morishige." Morishige did not say because he could not speak.
This only made Mayu blush even harder. "Strong and silent…"
Morishige clearly needed a more effective way to communicate, so, with his superior intellect, he devised a plan that was sure to get his feelings across. He stood up, and with unmatched grace he performed a beautiful interpretive dance filled with messages of lust. And nothing else.
By this point, Mayu could no longer contain herself. She stood up and joined him, and the two, bound together by nothing but surface level attraction, put all of their lewd desires into an emotional dance that easily surpassed any piece of art ever produced, both past and future.
Too bad the entire class was busy learning about why you should legally be allowed to kill a trap for stealing your girlfriend, because wow, it was great.
The pair, covered in passionate sweat, embraced each other. Morishige opened his mouth to speak, but Mayu put a finger to his lip to silence him.
"Sssshhh, you don't have to say a word. Meet me on the roof after school."
Mayu turned and walked out of the classroom, leaving Morishige to wonder where she had gotten the severed finger she put to his lip from. "Maybe 3D women aren't so bad after all."
AWW DANG LOOKS LIKE SHIG IS IN THE HOLE AMIRITE?!
UP TOP, HYAH!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SEIKO-CHAN'S GREAT ADVENTURE! ! !