Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.

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Prompt from AllyPotter1196

No one is allowed to make Bellatrix and Lucius the god-parents of Harry and Daphne's baby and no one is allowed to let Walburga name said baby, this is because Dumbledore and McGonagall will have a tantrum if they do.

"I think we should have Bellatrix and Lucius as our baby's godparents. At least one set. Hermione and Fred can be another and Ginny and her husband after Wormtail the other." Daphne suggested as the order sat in front of the fire in the sitting room, Hermione laying on a bookshelf as she read.

"I Accept, and I know mum would love to be as well. Not sure about Uncle Lucius though" Hermione said lazily as she marked her page in her book and sat up. Fred made a small noise as Hermione moved before shifting to lay with her still and kept reading his own book on the dark arts lent to him by Hermione.

"Walburga do you have a name yet? You mentioned about having a couple" Harry asked smiling at the portrait beside his parents.

"Katherine for a little girl and Roderick if it's a little boy." Walburga suggested as Minerva stood there gaping like a fish as Dumbledore counted slowly to twenty.

"That is unacceptable." Minerva said narrowing her eyes at the married couple.

"Don't bother Minerva. I got hexed for suggesting the same thing" Molly Weasley said glaring at Hermione who smiled innocently.

"Sadly this is true." Dumbledore said as he looked over the couple who were glaring at them.

"My baby, in my body. You try to change that and so help me I'll go crazy on your old arses." Daphne said as Harry scowled.

"I'll tell snakeface he can have free reign over the country as long as certain ones can leave." Harry said calmly.

"Mr. Potter that is unacceptable behaviour and even more so disturbing. No one is going to do anything about this baby because you're too young to raise it. It should be given to a couple to raise that are out of the way of the war." Minerva said firmly.

"After the war you of course can have more children but for now the child will be taken away. It is all for the greater good." Albus Dumbledore said as Harry, Daphne, Hermione, Fred, Sirius and George pulled their wands and hexed the older man until he resembled a multi coloured blob than a person. Minerva now being enticed out of her hiding spot by Hermione with catnip before she too was hexed.