Prompt from redbrunja: Toph dying because of Aang, and getting called on it.
Missing Finale Moments:
Consequences
(Parody Version)
Toph: *in spirit world*
Toph: Sure is pretty here...
God: You think so? Thanks for noticing!
Toph: ...
God: *screams* THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Angel That Looks Like Koh's Original Face: Telephone call for a Toph Be Fong the First? Toph Bei Fong the First?
Toph: Give i' here.
ATLLKOF: Ma'am.
Toph: *to phone* Hello?
Aang: Toph?
Toph: In the ethereal.
Aang: Oh Toph, I'M SO SORRRRRRY! CAN YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME?
Toph: No. Forgiveness is the same as doing nothing. And I'm doing a lot of nothing these days, SEEING AS I'M DEAD!
Aang: Toph, I---
Toph: GO PISS IN THE OCEAN AND SWIM! *hangs up*
Toph: Wow, I feel better now.
God: It's the chain of screaming.
Toph: You sure it's not a circle?
God: It's a chain!
This was the first thing to pop into my head, with the word "called". And I added a HIMYM reference, for kicks