Aloha. How are you? Yes I am back from my 3 week holiday in Sri Lanka. Sorry we're late, blame Clarky. Here is a Gwaine/Percival chat so if it's not your cup of tea then please ignore it. It's not a pairing that I will use too much, just a background pairing. So enjoy.

Clarkygirl- Hehe, sorry for the lateness, I was being lazy (and ill) so I didn't get these done as I should. Enjoy!

Camelot Chatrooms- Love and Apples!

thegreatbear75 has joined the conversation

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thegreatbear75: Gwen, I have a problem!

gwenheartarthur: Oh hello Percy. Are you OK?

thegreatbear75: Did you completely miss what I just said? I'm not ok! I'm in love!

gwenheartarthur: Oh that's brilliant. I remember first finding myself crushing on Arthur. Oh, happy days, happy days, probably…Anyway, who are you in love with? Do I know her?

thegreatbear75: Yes you know him.

gwenheartarthur: That's brilliant! So who is it?

thegreatbear75: Gwaine TT^TT

gwenheartarthur: Gwaine? As in flirting with everything that breathes and most things that don't and also in love with apples Gwaine?

thegreatbear75: Yes that Gwaine. He's brave, handsome, funny and hot.

gwenheartarthur: Sounds like you have it bad! Aw it's so adorable. I call dibs on bridesmaid.

thegreatbear75: But Gwaine doesn't even like me in that way. After all, why would he?

gwenheartarthur: Because you two are meant to be. It's so adorable. I have proof.

thegreatbear75: Proof? Proof of what?

gwenheartarthur: Proof that he's in love with you, silly. Give me a second.

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Elyan, tell Percy what Gwaine told you.

fearmysword: I don't know Gwen. He would kill me.

gwenheartarthur: He's probably too busy stuffing his face with apples to care. But, if you don't then I'll tell that servant you like about the teddy bear that you cuddle up to every night. What was it you called him? Snoofie

fearmysword: You wouldn't dare.

gwenheartarthur: We both know I would, little brother.

fearmysword: …

Fine. Gwaine told me that he has been in love with you since you saved him from the dorocha, falling on top of him. He said that he felt butterflies in his tummy. Although, thinking about it…that might have been due to the obscene amount of ale he had.

thegreatbear75: He did? So what should I do?

gwenheartarthur: Tell him how you feel. Then I can start planning your wedding.

thegreatbear75: Thank you Gwen.

gwenheartarthur: Wait right there.

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gwenheartarthur: Hello Gwaine. Nice to see you. Why don't you read the whole conversation?

Gwaine_the_awesome: Percy, *CRUNCH*, you're in love, *CRUNCH*, with ME?

thegreatbear75: Uh, yes.

Gwaine_the_awesome: That's brilliant! I'm in love with you too! 8D!

thegreatbear75: Oh, that's nice. Um would you like to go on a date to the tavern?

Gwaine_the_awesome: The Tavern? Now your talking my language!

gwenheartarthur: Some things never change.

fearmysword: I agree with you sis.

Just don't tell anyone about Snoofie!

So did you like it? If you were wondering, the *CRUNCH* is basically Gwaine eating an apple. I've checked how many reviews we have now since I last was in the country and OMFG! Thank you so much guys you have no idea how much I love you guys. I will read them all but I don't know about replying to them because I have no idea which ones Clarky replied to. Do review/follow/favourite. Bye.

Clarkygirl-I didn't reply to any because I'm evil. No, its chocolate's idea so she gets the honours. Why Gwaine writes out *CRUNCH* is beyond me but then again he's insane. I pity Percy, I really do. Thanks for the reviews, they were awesome! Keep doing it and I will continue on my very overdue Heart.