hnikswKitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.

Kitty-sama: Yo fans! I have some news for you all! We will be switching our nights, as much as I regret it, to Thursday!

Rukia: but that'll interfere with watching bleach!

Kitty-sama: WRONG!!! They switched nights to Wednesday!!! But I still won't be able to watch.

Renji: uh… are you in school now?

Kitty-sama: yeah, what's it to ya?

Renji: well, if you're in this so called "math" class, i'm gonna tell on you for making me do your homework

Kitty-sama: I don't trust you to do my math! I need an A in math! Allow me to explain… if I get all a's, then I get a summer job, then I get a laptop, and you fans get more Bleach in the Morning!!!!!!! As in, like every day or something.

Renji: in that case, I'll do all your homework!!!

Kitty-sama: hits renji with 2x4 shut up…

Random fangirl: like, OMG!!!! It's ichigo!!!!!!!!

Kitty-sama: this episode sucks, doesn't it? It's cuz school ruins creativity… but I'm in science… with the infamous Mr. NARDINI!!!!!!! You should love him.

Rukia: infamous…? Love…? Mr…?

Kitty-sama: shut up rukia. I'm in german now and we have a sub but that has nothing to do with anything.

Byakuya: mmh mmpf hrrm?

Kitty-sama: when will you recover from those burns? You're a fucking shinigami for crying out loud!!! I heal faster than you do and technically I'm a human!

Byakuya: fine I was trying to get you to feel sorry for me, but that didn't work so well.

Kitty-sama: don't know what made you think I'd feel sorry for ya…

Ishida: hey! What's up… damn she's here

Kitty-sama: you're mom's here. Oooohhhh!

Renji: what's wrong with you?

Kitty-sama: everything. Can't you hear what's going on in here? I'm obviously not in the studio, as there's a dumbass sitting behind me doing I'm not entirely sure what while singing umbrella.

Renji: oh. What?

Kitty-sama: never mind let's just do reviews.

AWESOME! Rukia!! YOU ** WOMAN OBSESSED W/ A NON-EXISTANT RA BI D RABBIT!! MEOW! MOO! Hmm. Since Bya-kun is dead, Hitsu is married and or heavily guarded, Ishi is a girl, Aizen is dead, and Gin is married... OHH! Hollow Ichigo is left untouched (I wonder why) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *calms down* Ahem. Since I said so, have a flamethrower, and can kill you... (to hichigo) would you mind brain-washing Ichigo into where he loves ME and MARRIES ME! Shut up ** Rukia! Can you lock Rukia and her gay brother into the locky room as pinatas with hitsugaya in BanKai, Hinamori in Shikai, and Yachiru with Senbonzakura Kageoyshi (knowing exactly how to use it) on... 3-tons of candy? Oh, and you rock!
-Sakuraflower101

Rukia: chappy-kun is NOT rabid. You suck.

Kitty-sama: what did I say about the viewers…?

Rukia: sowwy

Byakuya: I'm not dead!! I just have third degree cheese burns

Ishida: I am NOT a girl.

Kitty-sama: bwa ha ha ha ha!!! Turns flame thrower on

Hichigo: …..

Kitty-sama: well, that's kinda hichigo's job so I gotta revive him… (REVIVES HICHIGO)

Hichigo: ichigo! have you ever heard of sakuraflower101?

Ichigo: nope!

Hichigo: YES YOU HAVE!

Ichigo: wait… lemme think… nope. still nothing.

Hichigo: I SAID yes you HAVE! anyways, you are completely and entirely head over heels in love with her and you're going to go marry her now.

Ichigo: really? cool!!!

Kitty-sama: ties rukia, byakuya on strings and hangs them in locky room with hitsugaya hinamori and yachiru sorry guys. or at least rukia anyways.

omfg that was great! Hitsugaya, If you marry me I will get you stils so you can be taller than everyone else.
-sigh- if only I could turn back time I wouldnt have taking physics...

Whatever happened to the random dance button? -pushes it-

Everyone Pwns except for Gin Aizen Tosen...
-Matsuki Suien

Hitsugaya: but I don't want to be taller than everyone else. they'd just call me a freak for being so tall.

Kitty-sama: I'm a science nerd… but phi sci is easy… you're lucky you don't have to take advanced chem. next year… or maybe you do. either way, points and laffs sorry I'm starving and going insane

RANDOM DANCE

Kity-sama: nn tss nn tss nn tss nn tss

Brian's gay cousin whose name escapes me: hey guysss what's up!

Everyone: what the hell are you doing here? how did you get here

Stewie: what the deuce? it appears we have been teleported into another world where people are strange and cats speak.

Kitty-sama: out. NOW!!!! opens up portal with kazeneko

gubgub434 u may hav child support, i'll grant u that *but i really like the idea of being a mistress.
so anyway, yey cheeze. nowz for allz u peopls u might not underztand my language is 'cuz it is lolcat speech and any1z who wantz to tri it go to /
itz fun speaching lolcat 'cuz no1 elze underztands
now the pwn-ness award goes to...KITTY-TAICHO-SAMA!
*claps & screams*
and award for most hott-ness goes to... GIN!!
*wo*
-AngelHeart92

Kitty-sama: normally I would be stumped by your lolcatz but since my amazing best friend in the whole entire world speaks it I kinda am fluent…

Renji:huh? what'd she say?

Gin: omfg I'M SEXY!!!!!!!!

hi love your show. *chaes everyone but kitty-sama and whacks them upside the head* that's for the scary yaoi lemons you all were in. go trashy man
-pockykid

Kitty-sama: I wasn't in any lemons… and I don't enjoy writing them either…

Ulquiorra: trashy mctrashers

Grimmjow: he says thanks.

WOO-HOO! Awesome chap. as usual! Oh, thnx 4 letting me borrow Gin, I'm done with him now! Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, I dare Ichigo, Rukia, Toushiro, and Momo to attend sex-ed! IF I HAVE TO GO THRO IT, SO DO THEY!
-Chibi Captain Hitsugaya

Kitty-sama: hey no problem!

Rukia: what is this… sex ed thing you speak about?

Kitty-sama: you'll see…

Urahara: hello class, I'm your teacher, Kiskue-sensei

Yoruichi: walks in room naked and I'm his lovely assistant

Ichigo: put some clothes on!!!

Kitty-sama: yey! nekked party!!

Renji: you leave your clothes on.

Kitty-sama: well, I don't wanna really be around to watch this… so… bye bye!!

thanks! where did the random dance button go ? i dare matsumoto to get everyone drunk and force them to do KARAOKE!(pleaze make rukia and ichigo sing Like a Virgin) good luck in getting the quincyto wear a dress.
-gubgub434

Kitty-sama: I found the random dance button

Matsumoto: I gots boozes. DRINK THE BOOZES NOW!!!!

Kitty-sama: you heard the woman!

Rukia: like a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's the only words I know.

Ichigo: my turn! LIKE A VIRRRRRRGIINNNNNNNNNNNNN! I CAN SING LOUDER THAN YOU, RUKIA!

rukia: oh yeah? LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Kitty-sama: okay that's enough fun-time karaoke for today

ishida: walks out in pink dress I'm not drunk, I just have a speech impediment!

omg. i forgot to review! i must go punish myself... But first! Byakuya lost to cheese! Byakuya lost to cheese!

BTW Should I change my fanfiction screenname? Should I? i mean i only chose this one in the spur of the moment and now i think its lameishy. yours is awesome! and mines suckish... *tear drops*

also, i just bought for my wii Bleach the Shattered Blade, and i kicked byakuya's arse! with Hanataro! XD. then with Rukia! then Ichii, then Renji, then Kenpachi, then Yoruichi, then Soi Fon, then Orihime, then Ishida... It was fun! Then, just for more enjoyment i played as byakuya and ran into everyones attack's making him die. i laughed everytime :D. then my brother walked in (aka the most awesome guy in the world who introduced me to Bleach) and started laughing too!

one last Q. which version of Bleach do you watch: Dub or Sub? I watch Sub which means im up to ep 189 and i read the manga translated online which means im up to manga chapter 339 :).
-fluffylover119

Byakuya: I did NOT lose to cheese. the cheese just won to me.

Kitty-sama: you did change your name…

Hanatarou: HA HA I kicked byakuya's ass!!

Byakuya: and you shall only continue to do so in mere games.

Hanatarou: oh.

Kitty-sama: SUB ALL THE WAY, BABY!!! and manga too!

hi! I'm sorry for commiting I have a dare for the strawberry he has to go shopping with the quincy and they both have to buy frilly dresses. can i have a ukitake chibi please? Kitty-sama pwns and rox my sox!!
-Ukitakesfangirl657

Kitty-sama: that's kay! murder is fun! erm… I mean…I didn't do it! I only pushed him offa a cliff! it only counts if you bury the body too! and conner buried the body, so go see him, I mean… Queso pasa?

Ukitake: I have already given one to my dear friend kitty-sama to send to you

ichigo:… why me?

ishida: why you? why ME?

bad news people all fangirls have been drafted for the winter war and must report to soul socity or hueco mundo. we are being given the choice of joining either aizen's army or the gotei thirteen. stay trashy!(sorry been watching WAY too much hueco mundo cup lately)
-ukitakesfangirl657

Kitty-sama: I already am up to my neck in soul society shit, captain gramps won't leave me alone

Captain Gramps: stupid ca- why does my name appear as "captain gramps?"

Kitty-sama: cuz I said so

Captain Gramps: oh, well that's a good reason. CHANGE IT NOW!

Kitty-sama: next review!!

Byakuya vs. Monster hotdog
Please! :D
-thesonicsword

Kitty-sama: fine! next week

Great News I now offically have a fanfiction account as gubgub434.
-gubgub434

Kitty-sama: YEY!!! anyways, I owe my fans an apology for not posting for so long… I promise to post every Thursday from now on out! I'm so sorry!! please don't shun me!

Kitty-sama: soc, sob, sob

Renji: what's up with you?

kitty-sama: nobody's reviewing!!

Renji: that's cuz you didn't post it yet

kitty-sama: I sure did. I posted it like three months ago

renji: no… you didn't

kitty-sama: and here I thought no one cared. I love you, fans! I'm sorry!!1