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This one's for Awayuki :)


Mash followed Dr. Roman down the hallways of one of Chaldea's many empty wings, Mash was one of the first to arrive at the facility aside from the senior staff members. Dr. Roman was giving Mash a tour of the facilities, technically the doctor himself was discovering his way around the complex just as much as he was guiding the Kouhai but Mash was still thankful for what directions he could give her.

"Along here is mostly just empty rooms, we use some of them for storage, or the occasional nap you don't want the director to catch you taking." The red haired man explained.

Mash let out a laugh at his napping comment, but when he looked back at her with a questioning look in regards to her reaction the young lady realised not only was he not joking, he was probably referring to something he had done before. Mash's laugh turned awkward but Dr. Roman didn't quite seem to catch that and simply continued on walking ahead of her, his ponytail bobbing with each step.

"You know," He said without turning to face Mash, "even once we get the rest of the recruits in her I think we'll still have a few extra rooms, so if you wanted to set up an office for yourself, private space for a little 'you time', you could probably get away with it."

Mash immediately began shaking her head in mild mannered protest even though the doctor wasn't looking her way to see it. "Oh no, really doctor I-"

Mash cut off her reply when she heard a muffled noise from somewhere to her left, stopping her walk she turned to look at the series of doors built into the wall, unlike the doors in the central parts of the building these were more traditional ones, door knobs and everything. The lavenderette listened closely for another noise, but then noticed that one of the doors was just a fracture away from being closed properly.

Remembering the doctors comment about using the empty rooms as a personal get away Mash inched closer to the slight crack in the door to see who was inside.

She was not expecting what she saw.

The room was empty except for one work bench pressed up against the wall and the two people occupying it. A man and a woman, the man had a long mullet of blue hair and a set of silver earring's visible from where his locks were being pulled back from his face, his figure clad in a toga of similar blue, though a seriously muscled physique could still be made out through the fabric of his shirt and his bare biceps, the woman Mash recoginsed by her shocking white hair as the Director Olga Marie Animusphere who had delegated Dr. Roman to giving Mash the tour of the facility in the first place, after a brief introduction the older woman had waved the demi-servant to be over to the red headed doctor only saying she had things to do.

Was that perhaps a joke?

Since it seemed the only thing the director was focusing on at the moment was how hard she could tug on her male companions hair without hurting him. The director was seated on the work bench while the man Mash would later come to know as a Caster version of the hero Cu Chulainn was standing in front of her, or more accurately he was standing between her legs, her thighs squeezing him around the waist. Both of them had their eyes closed while their mouths slid together searingly, the director tangled her Caster's hair around her fingers like marionette strings, while his hands were slowly massaging her hips before sliding them up the column of her back.

The two were so wrapped up in the feeling of each other that they didn't notice Mash, who's facing was burning so heatedly that the poor girl was sure she was going to burst into flames.

Mash leaned backwards on her feet, forcing her body to stumble backwards away from the door, but she was still in shock from the sight right up until she bumped into Dr. Roman. Mash let out a squeak and spun around to look at her superior her face still glowing with embarrassment.

"Ah- I- I'm sorry I just- it's just, I saw- I mean the director-" Mash flailed verbally, struggling for a coherent sentence.

The doctor however heard her mention the director, lifted his eyes to the door behind her and apparently put the pieces together in his mind. "As long as the director didn't see you don't fret to much, she's really the only one who would get upset about something like this." He explained calmly, walking towards one of the large windows lining the hallway.

"Only one? You don't mean others..." Mash questioned but trailed off, unable to say the implication out loud.

"That's just the kind of place his is Mash, a lot of very sexy people not doing much work, and having affairs." The good doctor told her while keeping his gaze fixed on the view outside the window.

"Wow." Mash gasped in awe, whether in admiration of the view or at the opportunities this opened up for her no one was sure.