"Ready for operation get Jazz-y," Alice whispered into the walk-y talk-y.

I heard him coming up the stairs with someone else with him.

Jasper opened the door for the mystery girl and the chocolate that was meant to be poured on Jasper poured on the mystery girl. Alice through the feathers that was meant for Jasper on the mystery girl and I put down the banner that said 'YANKEES RULE!'

"AHHH!" The mystery girl screamed before storming out of the room.

"What the hell is going on in here?" Jasper screamed.

"Operation get Jazz-y!" Alice screamed.

Jasper looked around the room and saw the banner. "TAKE THAT DOWN!"

"NOOOOOO!" I yelled right back running away.

"ROSE! GET THE GUNS!" I heard Alice screaming in the room.

Alice point of view (A POV)

"ROSE! GET THE GUNS!" I screamed.

"Guns?" Jazz asked.

"GUNS!" I screamed.

I could see Rose come up behind him and started hitting him with the paint ball bullets. She threw me one and I pulled it out and shot Jazz-y.

"GRAB HIM!" Rose held him in her iron grip and it was easy for her (mostly because he refuses to hit girls... unless it's me and he's-)

Bleep! My phone went off saying there was a text, probable Edward..

You're my sister, please, no sexual thoughts.

Yep, that's Eddie.

Bleep!

MY NAME IS NOT EDDIE!

"EMMETT! COME IN WITH THE SUPPLIES!" Emmet came strolling in with a big chest.

"GOT IT!" he yelled.

"BLIND FOLD JAZZ-Y!"

Jasper point of view (J POV)

"Lift your arms."

"Take off your pants."

"Hold still!"

"DONE!" Alice screamed.

They removed the blind fold and I found myself in a bra and skirt, purple lipstick, red mascara, rainbow eyeshadow and circles of pink on my cheeks.

"ONE MORE THING!" Rose screamed. She came in with her hands full of bags from the craft store and –Oh no. Please God! Make this some sort of day dream.

"BLIND FOLD HIM AGAIN!"

I felt them sticking stuff to my face and cover in something sticky and then sprinkle something itchy.

"TAKE OFF THE BLIND FOLD... AGAIN!"

I took one look in the mirror and - "Ah, hell no!" There were rainbow, unicorn and flower stickers all over my face. I saw and empty case of Vaseline (must have been the sticky stuff) and empty glitter cases. I stood up and saw that I was covered in craft glitter.

"Do you like it?" Alice asked me – giving me the puppy dog face.

"Yes, honey. I love it."

"Will you come and walk with me outside?"

"Okay..."

EMMETT POINT OF VIEW (Em POV)

I watched as my brother and sister walked off. Then a very angry Edward with Bella who was covered in chocolate and had feathers and... oh, shit.

"EMMEEEEEEEEEETT!"