Here we go! Sorry if I screw anything up- this is the first time I've tried something like this. I warned that I might screw with your OCs a bit! I do not own Ruby the angel. Credit to RubyDarknessAngel for letting her into the show! Oh, and happy belated birthday as well!

Dark Pit walked out onto the stage, microphone in hand. Pit followed him, the camera loyally hoisted upon his shoulder. It was remarkable that the two angels had managed to get everything in order since the major April Fools prank.

"Welcome back to the Dark Pit Show!" Dark Pit announced. "Today, we are going to be conducting an interview."

The crowd gasped.

"Yeah, yeah," Dark Pit growled irritatedly. "That last time we had an interview was...the Smash Brothers episode. If that doesn't count, then the Hewdraw interview does."

"Yikes," Pit groaned.

"But no worries!" the dark angel finished quickly. "I introduce Ruby to you, an angel fan of ours!"

The crowd cheered as the Shadmé lead the guest as she stepped onto the stage. She wasn't particularly tall- taller than Shadmé, though- and like Shadmé, wore casual clothes. Her outfit consisted of a blue t-shirt, opposite of Shadmé's red, and gray sweat pants, contrasting Shadmé's black. A golden laurel necklace went around her neck, and her large violet wings fluttered slightly as she was instructed to sit near Dark Pit. She smiled mischievously, ocean-blue eyes glowing as she pushed her brown hair away from her face. "You're Darky? Pretty cool!"

Dark Pit scratched his head. He'd expected her to be stunned by the lights and audience, but Ruby was completely unfazed.

"Alright..." he said, looking over his script. "So, Ruby...what brings you to the show?"

"You, silly!"

Dark Pit rolled his maroon eyes. "Duh! I mean, why do you find this interesting enough to want to appear on?"

Ruby just grinned again. "Wouldn't you like to know!"

Dark Pit folded his arms, crinkling the script. "I just remembered why I don't interview often. It's too boring and controlled."

The three angels watched him intently before Shadmé spoke. "Remember the last time we 'spiced things up?'"

"I know!" he hissed. "But you're forgetting that you did the spicing. Now we're doing spicing, Dark Pit-style!"

"I hope it doesn't have to do with barbecued angel wings," Ruby sighed.

"Not that much spicing," Pit cut in, amused.

"Let's play a game," Dark Pit suggested unexpectedly. "We're all angels, here. Let's show off a bit. It would allow us to get to know our guest a little bit more."

"Sure!" Ruby agreed. She tossed her long brown hair.

"Fine," Shadmé agreed. Her eyes looked determined.

"Let's do it. Everyone, spread out! We'll have a sort of seek and capture thing. Knock someone down, pin them over for five seconds and they're captured. Make alliances, team up on others, whatever. Tapping a prisoner frees them. Whoever captures all three other angels wins. Anything goes, just don't kill each other."

Ruby looked disappointed.

"Go!"

Pit took off down the stairs, setting the camera down on a stand, while Shadmé and Ruby squared off. Dark Pit vanished into the back room, presumably to lay traps or find a weapon.

"So you're Ruby, eh?" Shadmé ducked a punch, realizing the force and skill surprised her. The red-and-black-haired angel relied more on weaponry than anything, and only now she was realizing this might make things difficult.

"And you're Shadmé?"

"That's me." Shadmé was caught in the chest by a strong kick, making her words sound more like "That's m-KEK!"

Shadmé rolled over backwards, ramming Ruby as she charged. The two female angels laid on the ground a moment, blue eyes meeting brown.

Ruby unexpectedly leapt forward and pinned Shadmé to the ground. "Now you're my prisoner!" she cried gleefully.

Shadmé rolled her eyes playfully as the guest star lead her over to a section of the stage. "There."

"Now you have the choice of guarding me from being freed, or going out to capture the others, leaving me open," Shadmé told her. Ruby thought for a moment. Her eyes lit up as she shoved the curtain in front of Shadmé. "Stay just like that!" she told her, ignoring Shadmé's muffled protests. She then took off to find the other angels.

Ruby couldn't find Dark Pit (for some reason), but seeing the flutter of Pit's white wings made her wonder if this was an ambush. He was watching something. So she did the logical thing to do- creep up silently, then tackle the light angel over.

"Shh, just go to sleep," she joked.

"Darn it!" Pit said. Then he added, in a fake monotone alien voice, "Take me to your leader."

Ruby led him silently to the curtain, where Shadmé had somehow not been freed. "Now stay!"

Pit and Shadmé cast friendly grins at each other. Ruby briefly wondered why, before shrugging it off and hunting for Dark Pit. Find him and beat him, then she could win the game!

She saw the flap of his wings soon enough. He had torn past her, searching for the other angels. Now was the time!

"Hey Dark Pit, there you are!" She continued following him as he looked back, red eyes showing no surprise. "Hey. Everyone seems to have mysteriously disappeared. Would you happen to know where they are?"

Ruby grabbed Dark Pit by the wing, forcing him to a standstill. "Oh, it doesn't matter! Why don't you spend some time with your guest, hmm?"

Dark Pit ducked- Ruby was good at fighting while talking. But he didn't turn to face her quite yet. "Let's dance, Ruby."

"My pleasure!" Ruby slid to Dark Pit's other side, dodging a poorly-aimed kick. "What are you holding, Dark Pit?"

"None of your business," he snorted amusedly. "And besides, I'm the one who's supposed to be asking you questions."

Every time Ruby tried to circle to Dark Pit's front, he'd move away and block her. Finally, she stuck out a foot to trip him over. He rolled, then opened up and fired a blast from a First Blade over her head. She ducked, not wanting to get hit. But by then it was too late- the scheming angel had taken off to free the others.

"You can't hide from me, Darky!" Ruby hollered, hunching over, panting. That had been Dark Pit's plan all along, to wear her out. And now he was probably going to free Pit and Shadmé. Deciding to let him go for now, Ruby headed off into the back room to find a weapon or something to use against Dark Pit.

There were a lot of boxes for some reason. Logically, Ruby began looking through them. Something metal showed through one, and so she opened it. Inside was a dishwasher.

Why am I getting this strange sense of déjà vu right now? she wondered absentmindedly, tucking the appliance back into its box and looking through the others.

Meanwhile...

Dark Pit's hunch had been correct- Ruby had already captured the other two angels. He freed them, then Shadmé made some kind of signal with her hands that Dark Pit interpreted as "I'm gonna go find Ruby! You two stay here. Lolkthanksbye..." and then she left.

"Hey Pittoo! Hey, hey Pittoo!" Pit chirped. "Can we be allies? That'd be so cool! Boys against the girls! Mirror twins against natural angels! Uprising against fanfic-"

"Enough, enough," Dark Pit whispered, cutting him off and preventing any fourth wall destruction. "We can be allies if you stop calling me Pittoo. Now come on, let's formulate a plan. And be quiet, for Palutena's sake! Ruby's gonna hear us."

"Sweet!" Pit said in a slightly quieter voice. Pit turned around and scanned the area.

"I have a plan," Dark Pit muttered.

Back with Ruby...

The guest star had found a Magnus Club and was dragging it. She hoped Dark Pit hadn't stolen it from Magnus. (Either way, she was totally using it now.) Of course, she had no intention of killing anyone, but...

Ruby made her way to the stage and peered around. Where were the other angels?

"Holy cow, Ruby! Whatcha doing?"

Shadmé was perched on the top of a bunch of crates.

"What're YOU doing?" she shot back.

Shadmé raised an eyebrow. "Sitting."

"I'm carrying a club, then," Ruby replied. She scanned the stage and audience for a sign of Pit and Dark Pit, but also made sure Shadmé wouldn't lunge at her.

"They're that way." Ruby turned to the black-and-red-winged angel, who was pointing down the stairs.

"Really?" Ruby squinted at her. Shadmé shrugged. "They've formed an alliance. I've been spying."

"Are you suggesting we team on them?" Ruby spat. Her gaze flickered to the stairs.

Shadmé didn't respond, and merely cocked her head. She then pulled something out, causing Ruby to snap her viewpoint towards her. It was a Scorpio Staff.

"There they are!" Pit eagerly charged towards the stage.

"Yeah! Wanna make somethin' of it?" Ruby shot back, bringing the Magnus Club to the front. Shadmé shifted, aimed the Scorpio Staff, and fired.

Pit ducked and continued running. Grinning competitively, Ruby timed a swing so it clubbed the camera-angel. However, it wasn't that easy. Pit caught the blade with his...knuckles?

"Stealth Claws," he revealed, voice teeming with victory.

"I didn't even know you could be stealthy, Pit," Shadmé muttered.

Ruby's eyes widened as a shot from behind knocked her over. Dark Pit smugly emerged, gently pressing her down to the floor with a foot.

"Get off me!" she hissed, thrashing. "Or you'll regret it!"

"It's just a game. No need to get worked up," Dark Pit snorted. An "ow!" was heard as Pit kicked Shadmé off the crates.

Something made Ruby smile out of nowhere. Tilting his head, Dark Pit leaned close to Ruby. "What?"

"Never thought I'd get this close to you," she whispered, blue eyes sparkling. Dark Pit immediately recoiled, but it was too late. A roar resounded through the studio before a Tyrannosaurus Rex burst through the wall.

"Steve!" Ruby exclaimed happily, leaping from the floor and flaring her wings. "You really thought I was serious about that, Darky?"

"Th-then why are you blushing?" Shadmé asked suspiciously. Ruby narrowed her eyes at her and Steve took a menacing step forward.

"I...dinosaurs still exist?" Pit faltered, staring up at him with an alarmed expression.

"What do you think?"

Dark Pit rubbed his arm. "I think it's safe to say that we are totally screwed, Pit." Steve looked at Pit and Dark Pit while Ruby walked to Shadmé and pushed her to a wall. "Yup!"

"Fine. Just get him out of here!" Dark Pit said. Ruby smiled at Steve and the dinosaur lumbered out. Shadmé groaned at the damage.

"That about wraps things up," Dark Pit commented, setting the First Blade against the wall.

"So soon?" Ruby whined, walking over.

"Yes." Dark Pit picked Pit up from the ground. The dark show host then looked around, seemingly waiting for Ruby to thank them for inviting her. The purple-winged angel just seemed distracted by the lights and setting, a natural on the stage. Dark Pit sighed.

So yeah, not all OC episodes are gonna be interviews! I personally think it's more fun to do other things. Hope you enjoyed. Catch you next time!