Chaos at WalMart

by Trisana Tennant

An Alternate Universe in which the nations are teenagers going through the list of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

21. Back

241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"

Yao limped into the produce department. He slipped in a pool of water. "OW! I BROKE MY BACK! THIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN AT TARGET! I SHALL SUE YOU FOR ALL YOU ARE WORTH, ARU!"