LOVERS' QUARRELS
"Why are you such a bitch?"
"Ahem."
"I know we were never great together, but it was okay. Until you went all, 'It's just not working, I'm going back to my palace in the sky.' Leaving me with the kid, no less. Afraid your new boyfriend was going to eat him?"
"At least I'm not with a human."
"If you hadn't left—!"
"It's been forty years. Get over it. Admit it, you're here because you're still jealous. And you should be. Ryuukotsusei is much better than you ever were."
"That's it!" Inutaisho snapped. "I am so going to kill him!"