Guns and Chainsaws

Hey everyone! Its Alito again. Let's get into more guns and chainsaws. I've actually been having a new love for Mondo Zappa. He's just so smooth and awesome that I can't help but love the guy. Plus Jessica Nigiri is in it so…oh yeah~! W-What? Oh sorry, I was in my own thoughts there! Heh heh…uh…A-Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?

Let's get to the action!

Disclaimer: I own nothing at all in this. DmC: Devil may Cry or Lollipop Chainsaw, or Killer is Dead. They and other characters that have been used in this fanfic belong to their original creators and NOT ME!

12:09 am

Juliet held her chainsaw with intense fury and grip just so that she wouldn't tremble at the very presence of this new opponent that stood before her. It wasn't like Juliet to be frightened easily against someone, but this guy was different from any normal man she had faced before. He seemed to have that same dark power as Dante, but his was cold and ruthless.

"Juliet?" Nick called, "Juliet, you okay?"

"W-What? Oh, I'm fine." Juliet replied.

"You won't be for long." Mondo said as he held his sword tightly and prepared to strike. "Sorry for doing this. But I am an executioner. And I have a job to do."

Mondo charged at Juliet with break neck speed and jumped in the air to do a downward strike. Juliet blocked this as the two weapons clashed in an epic struggle! Even though her chainsaw was revving feverishly, Mondo's katana didn't waver at all! It was holding out under the constant cycling of blades and wasn't showing any signs of breaking.

Mondo had won the struggle as he landed on his feet and swung his sword to break the struggle and disrupt Juliet's strength! From there, Mondo thrust his sword at her, but Juliet narrowly dodges it by bending back and quickly back flipped out of the suited man's way. By the time she was on her feet again, Mondo was already running at her and attacked. He swiftly swung his sword at the poor cheerleader as she was forced into defense with her chainsaw, unable to strike back! Some of Mondo's cuts were actually leaving small cuts on her Date clothes and, frankly, it was beginning to annoy her.

"Dude! Stop cutting up my new jacket!" Juliet exclaimed as she finally caught her second wind and disrupted Mondo's combo! She then lifted her chainsaw and brought it down on Mondo, only for it to hit his blade instead. That didn't stop her as she spun around and was crouched to swing for his feet! Mondo leaped out of its way into the air and reverse gripped his sword to downward stab Juliet! Juliet luckily jumped out of the way and finally gained distance between the two.

"Impressive." Mondo complimented with slight amusement. "It seems you really do have some fight in you. However, it'll take more than such cheap moves to subdue me."

"Well If you want some more, bring it on, Pulp Fiction guy!" Juliet said confidently while revving her chainsaw, "I didn't come here to lose!"

"Heh, good answer." Mondo smirked. He slowly lifted his left robotic hand and it was aimed right at Juliet, who was cautious of what he was going to do. "I might just go a little harder on you this time."

XXX

Dante and Lewis were in a brutal clashing of weapons as their weapons shimmered with each hit and created a heavy sonic wave as they hit each other! Dante was having the upper hand as he was dealing heavy damage with rebellion from using stinger to trillion stabs on the leather coated zombie rocker. Lewis had no chance as he was forced to go on the defense for the first time in his years of being a zombie.

"Come on, man!" Dante said cockily, "I'm not even tryin' against you!"

"Don't test me boy! You might end up gettin' yourself-!"

Dante finally grabbed Lewis's guitar and with his foot, kicked Lewis away from him with almost little effort to it. Lewis's body tumbled across the ground before finally regaining his footing again.

"Y'know, guys like you always want to prove themselves to their underworld buddies by lookin' for me, and tryin' to kill me to say their masters of all demons. And each one died the same way." Dante said with a smirk, holding his sword on his shoulder. He then threw Lewis his guitar back as it tumbled across the floor back to Lewis for him to grab again. "So tell me; what makes zombie shit like you any better?"

"Heh…heheheh…! Get ready…to find out!-!" Lewis proclaimed as suddenly a giant field of aura surrounded him and pushed Dante back! The aura itself was a darkened black aura that manifested around him, and even his motorcycle. The wild and dark aura brought the motorcycle to Lewis and instantly broke apart, piece by piece with the exhaust engine apart and the head of the bike breaking apart around him!

"All right Nephilim." Lewis said darkly as he streamed his guitar once more. "Keep up with me now. We gonna fly. Are you ready?-!"

That same sinister wild aura finally took all the parts of the bike and fused them all together as Lewis was simply riding on the remaining seat of the motorcycle itself. The engines and other appliances were all thrown on to the bike but this time it was more equipped with a machinegun on the side, and the very head turned into a metal elephant's head! And if that wasn't bad enough, the very motorcycle grew metal limbs from its sides and both sides of the bike formed giant metal arms and moveable metal legs that stood tall! Out of its right hand was a buzzing saw that spun wildly in its hand and was threatening enough to cut through anyone it its way!

"LET'S ROCK ALL THE WAY TO HELL!-!"

The dark aura vanished and there stood the large robotic elephant that stood higher then Dante and was growling savagely! Though it looked rather intimidating, Dante simply stood there with his sword on his shoulder and him tapping his foot. He was obviously unimpressed with the metal beast and couldn't help but yawn at its presence.

"That it? I thought I was getting' a challenge." Dante said, uninterested. "What a let-down."

"Heh, you won't be talkin' big after I'm done rippin' you to pieces!-!" Lewis charged his robotic monstrosity of an elephant at Dante as it flew on fiery engines and hovered at Dante with brutality as its speed! It raised its saw arm and came close enough to slam it into Dante! However Dante blocked the rotating spinning saw with his sword as the two struggled or dominance between one another with sparks flying! Dante knew he needed to put a little more effort into this one and with that, he tightened his muscles and uppercut his sword to be able to make the sawed hand lift up! And from there, Dante quickly appeared in front of the giant robo-phant and whirled the sword over his head just to bring it to the side of him and sideways uppercut slash the giant robot elephant into two, right across its body! The giant robot shrieked in agony as it slowly fell apart and slammed into the ground with a very heavy crashing thud! Its parts flew in random directions to the ground with no possible change of putting them back together.

"Now that's some elephant rock." Dante smirked.

Looking at the damage of the main seat of the monstrosity, Dante saw the Lewis may have been sitting in a reduced pile of metal, but that surely didn't stop him from playing his guitar or get rid of his bombastically sadistic character!

"Hehe! You think I'm done?-! Far from it!" Lewis grinned while streaming his guitar, "Now we get serious here! Now it's time I give you the true taste of zombie elephant rock! Get ready Nephilim! Cause I'm about to really shake things up with my ultimate and powerful—!"

"Aw, shut the fuck up." Dante said as he simply pulled trigger on ivory and the bullet instantly shot through Lewis's head and put a quick halt to his incisive monologuing. Dante then brought his sword up and swiftly lopped Lewis's head off his shoulders just to make sure as his head tumbled across the floor.

Dante then jumped back from Lewis and his monster of a robot as it began to gather electricity to a high degree and Dante knew just what that meant. And sure enough, the robotic monster exploded without Lewis conscious of controlling and the beast was nothing but burnt metal! Upon its fiery grave that same dark blue and black aura appeared once more to take away the remains of the rock zombie!

""Meus Vita, Rege, pro nefario coepto…!" Lewis uttered and with that, his body had vanished along with his head and bike as the black aura twister finally vanished out of sight with no remains left.

"Well that was weak." Dante shrugged as he placed his gun back on his waist and his sword on his back. "Now to get to—"

Before that sentence was even finished, Dante looked back at the action going on with the blond chainsaw wielding cheerleader, only to see that she herself had nearly dodged the robot drilling arm of the katana swinging suit wearing man!

"Shit. Doesn't look too good for her." Dante said to himself, "Better help out."

"Naw, let her do this on her own."

Dante looked behind himself to see a familiar face who shared the same hair color as him, but a bit longer then Dante's and a red long coat.

"What're you doin' here?" N. Dante (New Dante) asked.

"Came to see how you're doing now that you've finally gotten the family due." O. Dante (Old Dante) smirked as he patted N. Dante's head. "Though I kinda wish it was longer."

"Don't tell me how I should look." N. Dante said irritably getting O. Dante's hand off his head, "And why shouldn't I help Juliet and Nick out?"

"Because this is her fight." O. Dante said while looking at the fight, "This is Juliet's chance to really prove herself. It's her fight to see if she's able to handle the dangers of the real world if ever she needs to. Zombies are her specialty, but there are more than zombies in this world. You and I know that very well."

"Guess you got a point…for once." Dante mocked.

"Cute. Anyway, I just came here to check up on things." O. Dante noted as he turned on the heel to walk away. "I got another mission to deal with. Joining an old friend I haven't seen in a while."

"Garcia?" N. Dante asked, "The dude who you went to hell with after the whole Fortuna incident?"

"Bingo. Looks like he needs me again." O. Dante said as he waved goodbye, "See ya." Before he fully left, he stopped to look over his shoulder with a smirk and said, "Oh and…your hair looks better that way."

Finally O. Dante vanished in a red haze and N. Dante was left to continue to view the fight between Juliet and that suited man as Juliet was to prove herself to be a true hunter.

"Good luck, Juliet." Dante said to himself, "Looks like you'll need it."

XXX

Juliet had successfully dodged the drill arm by an inch, but even then that didn't stop Mondo's blade from thrusting at her face! Juliet luckily side stepped out of the path of the katana and quickly turned her chainsaw into the chainsaw blaster to aim right at Mondo's face. She quickly pulled the trigger of it, but Mondo dodged the blast by narrowly crouching out of the nozzle's path! He then brought his drill arm up to strike her gut, but Juliet quickly jumped back from it to be able to gain distance from this suited man.

"What's the matter girl? Can't handle this as much as you thought you could?" Zappa proclaimed with his katana on his shoulder. "Maybe you should think about running away while you still can."

"Ha...Like I'm gonna do that…!" Juliet said while panting a bit but still able to hold her chainsaw tightly, "I'd rather be caught with a bad case of bed head then to just run away from some Blues Brothers wanna be!"

"You don't even know who the Blues Brothers are, do you?" Nick questioned.

"Well I've seen them on Twitter ads! That's close enough!" Juliet argued.

"Sure it is." Mondo said sarcastically, "But back to my original question—"

"—and you! No more questions!" Juliet exclaimed as she charged at Mondo again with chainsaw revved! The two clashed once more, but this time Zappa used his metal left arm to block the revving chainsaw's blades as more sparks flew!

"Foolish girl." Mondo said coldly, "you think that you can handle all this on your own? Well you're wrong."

"What do you know, huh?-!" Juliet exclaimed, "I've gone through too much to let myself surrender here! I've lost friends, seen my school destroyed, and even lost my sensei! But I've also had Dante and Nick to keep me going! So for tem, I'll keep fighting till the end!"

With one last push, Juliet disrupted the clash by swatting Mondo's metal arm out of her way and leaving Mondo wide open for attacking! "Gotcha!" Juliet proclaimed. She rushed forward and thrust her chainsaw forward to get Mondo at the chest, but the black haired suited man was too quick for such a trick and rushed his katana forward to block the revved chainsaw as sparks flew with the intense struggle! Mondo slashed his katana to the side and was able to push Juliet back a safe distance for her.

"Phew! This might be a little bit harder than I thought…" Juliet said with worry.

"Juliet, you alright?-!" Nick worried frantically.

"Yeah, no sweat…" Juliet assured him, but on the inside she was just as worried as him.

Nick was getting scared for Juliet. He could obviously see that Juliet wasn't going to last long against a trained professional like Zappa, and most likely if she wasn't careful she could die at the hands of him. Nick also felt so useless at this moment. He was nothing more than a key chain on Juliet's waist while Juliet was the one fighting for her life. It's times like this that Nick wished he could do something…! Anything to make sure Juliet had help. "This guy's a fuckin' nightmare!" Nick exclaimed. "He's a fuckin' monster!"

"You have no idea."

Juliet could have sworn she heard the voice closer then he should have been. But quickly noticed he was gone from where he stood and appeared behind her! Juliet quickly tried to swing her chainsaw blindly around to somehow get him, but Mondo was also swinging at her open side of her left side!

Finally Nick couldn't take it anymore! He couldn't hang there and let Juliet get hurt like this! "Juliet!" Nick yelled as he quickly did something no one ever thought he'd actually be able to do; he somehow made his own head be able to jump from Juliet's waist and leaped in the path of Mondo's incoming sword!

Everything seemed to go into slow motion as Nick was slowly inching closer and closer to death and Juliet quickly turning to Nick and watching in horror as Nick was about to get cut in two! Juliet tried to get to him, but all her strength was put into her chainsaw in getting to Zappa!

"Niiick!-!" Juliet cried!

Nick clenched his eyes shut as he waited for the impact to hit his face and end his twisted bodiless life once and for al. But at least he died protecting his girl…his Juliet.

"Oh no you don't!-!"

Nick felt a painful feeling from his cheek to the side of his lip, but the grazing pain halted after he felt his head grabbed by someone and felt like he tumbled onto the ground in said hands!

"Nick…you're one crazy motherfuckin' head…" Nick quickly opened his eyes to find he was on the ground and was being held by the white haired Nephilim, Dante! "…But for a head…you got some balls."

"D-Dante…! T-Thanks…" Nick said.

"Nick!"

Dante finally got up and Nick saw Juliet running to him with concern in her eyes and tears threatening to come out. "N-Nick…! I-I'm sorry…! You're…! You're all hurt and—!"

"It's okay, Juliet…I'll be fine." Nick assured her, "I just…I just didn't want to lose you. That's all."

Juliet couldn't hold her tears any longer and simply grabbed Nick's head and held him close to her in an embrace. "Nick, you idiot! You could've…! You could've died…! Don't do something like that again! Ever!"

"Juliet…" Nick could only stare up at Juliet to see how worried she really was for him. He could've really died back there, but was lucky Dante was able to get him. Still even if he did die, it wouldn't be for finally ending his terrible life of being just a head...it was to save his girl.

"Well I was gonna let you take care of this one by yourself and all…but I can't help myself anymore." Dante said as he walked past Juliet and stood across from the suited katana carrying man. An interested and ready to kill smirk grew on his face as he said; "I want a piece of him too."

Mondo cocked an eyebrow at this young coat wearing man's pure white hair and also could feel a strange aura of two factors combined into one powerful body. And that sword on his back; the design was so familiar that he could have sworn seeing it somewhere else before. Finally, it hit him as to whom this young man was. "Dante…The ever elusive Nephilim. Son of the demon betrayer and Dark Knight Sparda, and the Great Angel general Eva. Never would I have imagined that I would be able to face you here and now."

"Guess you're lucky." Dante said bitterly. He hated being reminded of his now-deceased mother and imprisoned father. "But I don't feel like takin' trips down memory lane about how my families infamous. All I care about is ending all this, and gettin' through you to do it." He pointed a single finger at Mondo and proclaimed, "So get that arm ready, cause I'm gonna rip it off and beat the shit out of you with it!"

Mondo only stared at the young man in amazement. Not many people are able to simply insult Mondo in such a way and live very long to tell the tale. He'd already silence such impudent trash for being so vulgar with their words and that would be a day's work. But even Mondo knew the power of a Nephilim and how formidable they can truly be when faced in a battle. If things get too dangerous for them, they'll activate their true powers and attack feverishly, and Mondo didn't have the time or patience for overtime; especially when that overtime put his own life at risk.

Mondo smirked as he stared back at Dante. "You really are your father's son. Just as the legends say." Mondo turned his metal drill back into his metal clawed hand, and sheathed his katana. "Very well. I'll end this battle here. I know when I'm faced with an impossible fight."

"W-Wait, that's it?-!" Nick yelled, "You almost kill us, and now you leave?-!"

"Well that gothic idiot already did pay me in cash before I began this job, so I really didn't have a real reason to fight you all anymore." Mondo noted as he slipped on his shades. "So that's that."

"So in other words; you just wanted a little fun." Dante smirked, "Guess I can't blame you. A fight every now and then does make life more interesting, right?"

Mondo said nothing at all. He only stared at Dante through his shades and turned on the heel to walk away from them. He said no other words at all and as soon as he took one last step he said lastly, "Be vigilant, you two. That Goth bastard is up to more than you think."

"And you're not going to help?" Juliet questioned.

"Don't worry." Mondo said, "When the time comes, you'll know what to do." And with that, Mondo quickly vanished into a ray of pure light and dissipated in a small spark right before their eyes.

"He's gone…" Nick noted.

"Guess he's done with us now." Dante figured.

Juliet however was still hung up on the man. He was certainly different from most people he'd seen before; First Dante, then Travis, now this Mondo man. Maybe Juliet was just prone to meeting strange men from out of town who has unique powers with them. Even so Juliet knew that this wasn't the time to be day-dreaming, she still had other fish to fry. "Well now that all that is done, it's time we end this once and for all."

They all nodded in agreement. Though Juliet was worried about that scar on Nick's lip, she placed Nick on her waist and grabbed her chainsaw, while Dante grabbed rebellion and both pointed their bladed weapons at the altar high above the ground.

"Your turn, you whiney, My-spaced Jerk!" Juliet proclaimed.

"Will give you somethin' to be emo about!" Dante also proclaimed.

However upon their further inspection, they saw that the gothic kid Swan wasn't even up there at all. Suddenly they heard faint clapping before them and the figure of Swan appearing right from the shadows before them with a smirk across his black lips. "Fantastic work, Juliet and Dante! You've done EVERTHING just as I hoped you would; start to finish. Thanks for the hand. Now…the real deal is fulfilled!"

"What?" Juliet gasped as she and Dante dropped their weapon-holding hands.

"What the hell're you talking about?" Nick questioned with worry.

"You incredibly hot idiots—I told you." Swan said as he walked past the three with no worry at all. "For the gates of hell to truly open…" He then turned with his book open and an evil grin on his face, "…a ritual must be enacted! And YOU three were a part of it all this time." His arms stretched over the entire area as he spoke, "I set this whole thing up, you fools! And now, the ceremony can finally begin!" He then looked into his book once more for a better explanation. "A pawn—you two—had to sacrifice five pre-selected zombies. Oh and here's the best part; the ritual can only be completed by the assisted hands of, wait for it…A Nephilim!"

Dante's eyes widened. He was being used as a pawn in his plans all this time and didn't even know of it! All those kills with the zombie lords that he helped Juliet with were part of his plan for all of this to go down the way it should!

"It's a good thing I fooled your foolish brother into summoning you here. You're not an extremely hard man to find Y'know." Swan smirked.

"Bastard…!" Dante hissed.

"Ah, but wait! There's more!" Swan interrupted, "Upon each of their deaths, they must utter the sacred words at the point of their deaths: My life, King, for dark enterprise!"

Suddenly from above them, the clouds were easy to see as they darkened intensely and slowly spun into a vortex of sinister intent right above them!

Juliet looked back at Swan with anger in her tone. "Why?-!" Juliet exclaimed. "Why are you doing all this?-!"

Suddenly Swan had intense anger in his expression and tone as he yelled out, "Because you're just like everyone else!" Swan yelled, "You don't know, do you Dante?-! You don't know what she, that head and everyone else has done to me!"

"The hell're you—?"

"Oh don't play dumb with me, Dante! You and I are not so different!" Swan exclaimed, "We both know what it's like to be a social outcast to the world! To have everyone hate you and want nothing more than to see you die right before their eyes! This world is cruel, horrid and a personal hell to rot in for the rest of your miserable life! Admit it! You feel just the same as I do when it comes to this horrid world we live in! People treated you like shit…!" He finally calmed down and simply offered his hand to Dante, "…Join me. And together, the people will no longer oppress us. Join me, and we will rule over those who have mistreated us! Join me…in being a god."

Dante couldn't help but agree with Swan. He was always mistreated by the cruelness of both demons and humans. No one liked him at all and no one probably ever will. No matter where he runs, he will always face the hatred of demons and humans alike, and he will be constantly hated upon whether it's by news, he law, propaganda, hell even a video game community. Hatred will always be his only path he'll have to see…but even so, he was at least able to find a small group of people who actually did care about him…and two of them are standing right here with him…while another…is reading this fanfic right now.

"Sorry, but…I ain't havin' that." Dante said sternly as he looked back at Swan, "I may be an outcast, and I may be different from others…but at least I tried. At least I did my best to live with all the hate and all the suffering I go through on a daily bases. And Y'know what, unlike you, I went through the odds, and took that hatred full on, and gave it a big "fuck you" right to its face. So now I'll only say this once to your annoying little ass…!" He then smirked as he flipped off Swan to his face, "…Get the fuck over it."

This only upset Swan to an even higher degree, He naturally assumed Dante would agree to ruling with him and both could become gods. But even so, Swan wasn't really going to keep his word anyway since he was just gonna kill Dante and take his Nephilim blood for himself to be a higher being. But now even those plans were ruined, and Swan was pissed.

"So be it! All of you can rot!" Swan yelled as he ran off to the other side of the area! He quickly made a grab for Lewis's guitar that he left behind, and pointed it towards his head! Juliet and Dante were shocked about what he was about to do and were about to run after him to stop him. "ALL OF YOU WILL RO-O-O-O-T!-!-!"

Swan finally pulled the trigger and the blast blew Swan's head clean off his body, and it tumbled across the ground as his body fell lifelessly.

"Oh God…" Juliet said in horror.

"Is it over…?" Nick asked with worry.

"No…" Dante said in caution, as he and the others could feel a chilling and heavy darkness fill the air as the candles that lit the cave died out, leaving the dark and murky clouded sky as their only light source.

Dante could now understand;"…It's only the beginning."

And complete! Well this was fun to do and mix with! I guess we're getting to the real final battle then, huh? That's gonna be one crazy battle to go on, right?! Well, I guess you'll have to find out what comes next in the next chapter. Also, as mentioned in the chapter, I plan to make a Shadow Of The Damned/DMC crossover. It will be after I finish this fanfic and I'll be able to do that one. So be ready! Welp, that's all here!

LATERZ!~