Disclaimer: I do not own God Eater.
This is a tale of how The Twins met the twins.
If you had asked the many witnesses around, they would tell you how that day was the most normal day ever since the Blood Unit came.
If you had asked the Blood Unit or First Unit however, they would claim that it was the most abnormal day ever since the Blood Unit had stepped foot into the Far East.
Which does not mean much if your life is mostly made up of reining in miniature versions of chaos personified.
When every day is abnormal, a normal day would be abnormal. I would know, I am the captain of the Blood Unit after all. Or maybe I am the abnormal one and everyone around me is normal.
Regardless, my abnormality aside, I will be recounting the tale of the most abnormal/normal meeting between The Twins and the twins. And how we did not end the day with a therapy session or burning something down or attempting to stab someone to death, because that would be normal and I would not need to be recounting this.
I had just returned from a mission with Ciel and Gilbert and was about to head back to my room to write up the mission report until Nana and Romeo came running to me. I sighed, mentally noting down to file a damage report after writing up the mission report.
"Captain! Captain! You gotta see this!" Romeo shouted loudly while waving his right hand and pointing towards the lounge.
"Did Wolf burn down something again?"
"No? Not since you confiscated the matches and the vice-captain took away the gasoline."
"Did Rhaine rope everyone in to do a fashion show again?"
"Captain, that's scheduled for every Tuesdays," Nana answered, tilting her head cutely.
'Right, today is Thursday,' I thought to myself. "Did Wolf try to stab Emil of the First Unit again?"
"He wanted to do it this morning but Emil is away on a long term mission with Erina."
"So what's wrong?" I asked, confused.
"That's the problem captain! There's nothing wrong!"
"Romeo, would you please explain to us why that is a problem."
"Because that's not normal!"
"Captain, just come with us to see! Please!" Nana pleaded.
I sighed and followed them to the lounge. Romeo gestured us to be quiet before he attempted to open the door slowly.
Romeo, it's an automated sliding door…
When the door slid open, the duo, Romeo and Nana, threw themselves forward and rolled under a table to hide themselves, only to hit the table with their foreheads at the same time. Gilbert did a facepalm while I looked around the lounge to find the Blood Unit twins.
He spotted the twins on the other side of the room talking with a God Eater and an operator.
"Haru?" Gilbert mumbled when he noticed the four God Eaters.
"An acquaintance of yours?" Ciel asked after helping Nana and Romeo to the sofa.
"Haruomi and I were on the same team before I transferred to Blood," Gilbert answered, a tinge of sadness could be felt in his voice.
"And who is that beside him?"
"His younger brother, Teruomi I think. I've never met him but Haru had mentioned him before. He was aiming to be an operator. I guess it worked out for him."
I nodded my head and made my way towards them. I sat on the barstool facing the bar counter closest to the twins. Gilbert and Ciel followed suit and sat beside me, taking both seats by my sides.
"Obviously, the best part is the curves. That round angles emphasizes beauty!"
"I understand! The contours of the lines bring out the shape of unparalleled greatness!"
"That's right! The smooth curves bring out the colors and connects the edge, forming the very image of perfection."
"I know right! The smooth roundness, even the slight elevation. The minute details brings out the elegance of the design!"
The four men were in a very deep conversation.
"Women are the best!"
"God Arcs are the best!"
"Textiles are the best!"
"Clothes are the best!"
The four men were in a very deep non-conversation with nobody but their own selves.
And thus, the story ends of how the twins met The Twins without destroying the Far East in the process.
"I don't think Haru and Teruomi are twins though…"