Hey All! This took a really long time to do, I know. Want to know why? My muse took an extended vacation on me. I do have a page and a half written for The Call, for those of you who read that one. And just a warning...the penname might change again since Becky ruined it. ;)

Well, it's that time again: classes start Monday. You know what that means? Updates less frequently...tho, not like I update like Becky here ;) The only plus is that, for some reason, I'm more inspired when I drift off in class! Hear that Muse? Come the hell back!!!

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Here's the thing. This is not my favorite chapter. So much is happening, and it's getting hard trying to work it in. Because of Brittany being the only one not with WWE right now, the upcoming chapters will be a bit different. Bare with me here please...

Title by Caesars. You can find the song on the John Tucker Must Die soundtrack. Please read. Then review and let me know that you don't completely hate me for taking so long.


The three couples met back at the girls' house two days after Christmas to spend some time together. When everyone got back, it was like the guys weren't even there. The trio of girls went to the living room to start the many hours of talking. Brittany was the first to attack Sarah. "Okay, show me the ring." Sarah held up her left hand, grinning like mad. Ashley whistled, "You know, when you told me he proposed, I half expected to come back today to hear you two eloped in Vegas or something." Sarah laughed, "The thought did cross my mind, but I knew Brittany would kill me for doing it all wrong." Brittany hit Sarah with a pillow as Ashley started in on her.

"Alright, spill." Brittany looked at her like she had two heads. "What are you talking about?" Sarah groaned at how naïve Brittany was sometimes. "Tell us about you and John, assclown." Brittany laughed, "Hey! Be nice, or I won't tell you." Ashley glared at her, "I'm two seconds from tickling this out of you." Brittany held up her hands in mock surrender, "Okay, okay. John is…amazing. The sex isn't too bad either." Brittany smirked, knowing Ashley was ready to kill her. After some prodding, they finally got her to talk.

John, Randy, and Cody were out back barbequing and catching up over beers. Randy congratulated Cody on officially being whipped. "There's no way I'm ever letting Sarah go, man. If that's whipped, then I can't imagine my life any other way." John patted Cody on the back and turned back to the grill. Randy tapped Cody and nodded in John's direction. "So, John, Brittany's walking a bit differently. How much of your vacation was spent teaching her some new tricks?" Randy was met with a slap across the head. "Bro, shut up." Cody chuckled, "Oh, come on, John. You've been playing with yourself for five months. Admit it: you're having a blast corrupting her." John sighed, "Ashley and Sarah need to hold out on you two for a week or so—maybe it would do you some good. I respect Brittany, and what we do in private is private—meaning for us only." Randy was barking with laughter, "How do you think we knew? Brittany told the girls she'd finally given it up to you. Hell, I'm sure all three of them are in there right now talking about how amazing in bed we are. Or, at least how amazing I am." Cody threw a burnt hot dog at him as John shook his head. "Ashley is an angel for putting up with your big ego. All I'm going to say is this: Corrupting her is the most fun I've ever had. I'm falling hard and fast." The rest of their guy time was spent talking about the girls.

The couples ate dinner in the backyard and spent a few hours after just sitting and talking. The guys had a couple more beers while the girls made some mixed drinks. By the end of the night, everyone involved was at least a bit tipsy. Randy and Ashley were the worst out of the group, and the other two couples were amused at their antics.

Vince called Ashley to discuss her new job and decided she would start with Sarah. The group discussed moving plans, seeing as they didn't have much more vacation time to do anything. Ashley and Brittany decided to pack everything up the next day, December 28. Ashley and Randy could drive her stuff to his house a couple of hours away between their two cars. John and Brittany would take the essentials back in the Mustang; however, the rest would have to be done by a company. Most of Cody's things were already at the girls' house, and his parents would drop the rest off on their next break.

The last days leading up to New Year's were hectic, to say the least. The girls had a very tearful goodbye on moving day, realizing they were no longer roomies. Brittany was the most upset of the group knowing that Ashley and Sarah would still see each other every day and be with their boyfriends. They get to live out their dreams and travel the world with their boyfriends. What do I get? I get to switch schools so I no longer know anyone in my classes, live in a gigantic house all by myself, and never see my sisters or boyfriend. Don't I just get the short end of the stick?

The first new show of the year happened to be in Georgia so everyone flew in to celebrate New Year's Eve together. After the long night of partying into the wee hours of the morning, no one made it back to their respective rooms, but instead crashed in the living room. January 1 was spent getting all but Brittany ready to fly out for a long couple of months.

Brittany saw everyone off at the airport, managing to hold back most of her tears until after the left. She walked back into the empty mansion and sunk onto the couch. Two months alone. A brand new med school with my rotations starting in a week. Big empty house. Yep, 2008 is really going to be my year.