Me: This is gonna be a short little filler chapter, so don't expect anything hilarious.
Max: Unless you're Saint.
"The one... Holy crap, Stevo's grabbing his dick." -Matt, on Skype.
Me: -facepalm-
Max: That's what you get for getting Saint and Skits to play "Find Fromo"...
Me: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's not forget why we're here.
Max: Mmhmm. Birthdays galore.
Me: Yep, so we'll start out with (another) massive "Happy Birthday" to Bell!
Max: The Aussie chick who kidnapped Iggy.
Me: Yeah, she turned 16 yesterday... Or was it two days ago... Damn time difference...
Max: Let's just say she's 16 now.
Me: Okay! So Happy Birthday Bell! Next, the OTHER girl who inspired me to kidnap Max...
Max: Grr...
Me: Happy (Belated) Birthday to Saint!
Max: Whoop de doo, yays, throw confetti.
Stevo: -grabs dick-
Me: Her birthday was on Monday, which I know is right 'cuz she's in the same hemisphere!
Max: -checks Saint off list- Okay, who's next?
Me: ZZ! Happy Early Birthday to ZZ, who you guys have never met, and probably won't!
Max: Then why..?
Me: She's the THIRD person who inspired me to kidnap Max. Since her birthday is the 18th, I'm getting a head start.
Max: Okaaay... Wait... -checks birthday list again- -scratches Matt's name off- That's everyone.
Me: Oh, and with Fang coming out (In America...) on the 15th... Plus good old St. Patrick's Day... And Max's mating season... This is gonna be a fun month!
Max: Grr...
Me: I know how Fang ends! blur tried to blur! Come on, how could blur he?
Max: You're insane.
Me: Oh, and Dylan's Canadian. Another reason to hate Canadians. -glares at M.G for stealing gold medal-
Max: Does that count as a spoiler?
Me: Nah... Oh, Apparently it's still Bell's birthday... here. It's not in Australia anymore...
Max: Not in Australia anymore? What about Kansas? Uncle Henry? Auntie Em? Toto? TOTO?
Me: -facepalm-
Max: Hmm, who would win, Total or Toto?
Me: I'll take that as my cue to add a poll and end this chapter.
Max: Bye!
Me: Adios!
Lear the Queer: Byeth!
Stevo: -grabs dick-
Thanks for reading! -Matt&Max
Me: Oh, yeah, there's still a Q&A chap coming. Hit us with all you've got!