After a long shower in which I used three whole bottles of shampoo, I laid down on one of the couches in the common room and waited for Rose to get back. The room was mostly empty, with the exception of a few seventh and sixth years studying.

Man, they need lives.

I mean, who, besides Rose, studies during free periods? Not me.

I was in a good mood, seeing as I had just gone through the bag of WWW products and found what had to be the will stay that colour for three days.

I was thinking of making one eye red and the other black, or one white and one red, or one white and one black.

I was thinking about this extremely important, life changing decision when I was rudely interrupted by some random dickhead clearing his throat. WHAT THE HELL, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MAKING LIFE DECISIONS? "What?" I snapped, as menacingly as possible, not even bothering to look up.

"Is the couch free?"

I froze, immediately recognising the voice. It was the reason I had lost all hope of humanity becoming smarter over the years. It was the tosser Michael McLaggen. "Clearly not you tosser, but I saved you a seat."

"Really?"

I opened my eyes to see him standing next to the couch, a surprised but happy expression on his face. I grinned at him, which only made him smirk. He probably thinks I've changed my mind. Excuse me while I laugh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Yep, just go over to that window over there, climb on the ledge, jump off and you'll pretty much be sitting right on it." His smirk fell from his face and he glared at me, this was nothing new. I rolled my eyes and turned back to my important, life changing decision.

I was leading more towards White and Red because white eyes would be creepy as hell when he -without my consent I might add- picked my feet up, sat down and put my feet on his lap.

I kicked him in the balls.

He groaned and rolled off the couch, complaining and occasionally yelling out death threats."You know, I think I will go with white and red, red for her being evil and white cause that's just plain creepy. Imagine having white eyes! Man, I don't think I'd ever look in a mirror again."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

I grinned happily at him and jumped up walking over to him. "Look, I'm really sorry for hurting you, do you want a hug?" He smirked hugely and shrugged casually, looking extremely pleased with himself. Idiot. I leaned forward but instead of hugging him I pulled out my wand and quickly bound his hands and feet together.

Yep, definitely shouldn't give up on becoming a ninja any time soon.

Michael cursed and tried desperately to free himself, but with no luck. "Hailee, let me go. Now." I smirked and pulled one of the marker things out of my pocket, watching as his eyes widened in fear. Yeah, that's right, fear me.

FEEEAAARR MEEE!

I knelt in front of and tried to write on his forehead but he moved his head to the side, resulting in my drawing a line on his cheek instead. I sighed and pulled out my wand again, "Look, I really didn't want to do this, but you give me no choice. Petrificus Totalus!"

He froze instantly and watched with wide eyes as I wrote carefully on his head. When I was done I put the marker back into my robe and studied my handy work. Yep, the word tosser was clear and easy to read, even from a distance. "Well, it was nice talking to you, we should do this again sometime, yeah?"

Wow, this is probably why I never had friends until a couple of weeks ago. Well, that is if Rose and Albus are my friends. Wait, are we friends? Huh, I'll have to inconspicuously ask them.

Yeah, I need a life.

Oh well.

I skipped happily out of the common room and down to the charms classroom, thinking since class is almost finished I might as well wait for Rose and Allie to get out of charms. As I skipped along I noticed a couple of people watch me suspiciously, probably wondering who I'm plotting against now.

These people know me too well, it's slightly scary.

I arrived at the classroom to find that they were still inside, which was annoying. I sat down to wait, Rose definitely owned me cookies or something for this. I didn't have to wait long before they all tumbled out of the room, arguing furiously.

To my uttermost surprise, Rose seemed to be in the middle of it. I stood up and casually strolled over, curious as to what they were arguing about. Rose was screaming at Layla, who looked terrified. "YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY? TO CONTINUOUSLY TARGET ONE PERSON? DO YOU BELIEVE SHE DESERVES THIS? DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE CRAP THAT COMES FROM KAYLA'S MOUTH OR ARE YOU JUST TOO SCARED TO DISAGREE? Maybe there's a reason you had to beg the sorting hat to put you in Gryffindor."

Layla bushed but didn't back down, even though she looked just about ready to bolt. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME, STOP ASSUMING YOU DO!"

Rose just stared at her disapprovingly, as though she didn't expect Layla to act like this. When she spoke again, her voice was softer, but still laced with hurt and anger. "Hypocrite. You say I don't know you, therefore have no right to question what you do? You don't know her, at all. You never took the time to know her and yet you still go around telling everyone she's a bitch. You gave her shit for four years, and then get angry when she starts to do something about it. At least I spent some time getting to know you before I questioned your actions."

"I know she's a selfish, sarcastic, rude, stubborn, bitch who doesn't care about anyone but herself!"

"No, you know what people say about her. The truth is that everyone is selfish sometimes, including you. Don't go around blaming people for things that make them human. She has reasons to hate you, after everything you've done to her I can't blame her. You on the other hand hate her because everyone else does, because people tell you lies about her and you believe them. That makes you a worse person than her."

Then she turned around and left, letting her words sink in. The group was speechless, watching her retreating back in shock.

Team awesome – 4

Idiots – 2

Take that bitches.

So the bitch fight is getting more serious, and you met michael! (who was mentioned in chapter 10, he was the one who Rose gave a black eye) so, yep.

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