For this, thanks to autumn, whose prank technically started last chapter, but is finished in this one (sorry not all of it is in here!). Also, a friend on Polyvore gave a prank too. Plus, hiileihawaiiangurl and AlexaET sent in pranks too!
All of the pranks are mentioned, but I think one or two will be in the next chapter. But not to worry! They will be there, I promise.
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"Is everything in place?" Alice asked.
"Yep!" Jacob said excitedly. Jacob was currently sitting on a branch in the tree above us. That was were Alice had told him to sit to help us with her plan.
"Alice, I can see a couple things wrong with this plan," I told her. "First of all, Edward will hear what you guys are thinking."
"Not as long as you shield us," she said. Both her and Rosalie were standing next to me.
"Okay, but Edward, Emmett, and Jasper will smell Jacob," I said, glancing up at him.
Jacob rolled his eyes. "Bella, I live here. Of course they'll smell me."
"But what about-"
"Bella! Stop thinking of the negative. It'll work, trust me. I should know," Alice said, smiling and tapping a finger to her temple.
"I'm just saying, a lot could go wrong." To say I was nervous would be an understatement. I didn't like the idea of what we were about to do.
"Calm down Bella, they're coming. Jasper will know some thing is up if you don't calm down," Rosalie told me. I nodded and took a deep (yet unneeded) breath.
"Bella!" Edward said as he came closer. My guilt came back when I saw him. "I'm really sorry Bella," he apologized. He came up and hugged me, just like Jasper and Emmett did to Alice and Rosalie.
Out of the corner of my eyes I saw Alice nod to Jacob, then to me and Rosalie. We both nodded back and then all three of us stepped back. First we saw hurt looks from the boys. Then, those looks of hurt turned to shock as buckets of glue and dog hair fell on them.
I felt bad, but I couldn't help giggling a little. Jacob jumped down from the tree branch, a huge grin plastered on his face.
"What's going on?" Jasper exclaimed.
"They pranked us! We got pranked by girls!" Emmett said in amazement.
"I'm sorry Edward. It was Alice's idea," I apologized to him. He still looked stunned and I giggled again. "I'd hug you, but I'd rather not get dog hair all over me."
He laughed and wrapped his arms around me, despite my struggles. Then he kissed me and I knew I had been forgiven. "You know what this means, right?" he asked.
"What?" I asked, puzzled.
"This means that I'm going to have to get back at you," he said with a smirk. He let me go and him, Emmett, and Jasper, got back into Emmett's jeep and drove away.
Edward's POV
We were all surprised by what the girls did.
"I still can't believe they did that," Jasper muttered for the 10th time.
"I'm glad they did," Emmett said from the driver's seat. Jasper and I stared at him in shock. "I mean, now, since they did that, we have to get them back. We have to think of something really good."
"Oh no, Edward. He has that grin," Jasper said. Jasper was talking about the stupid grin Emmett gets every time he's planning something that Carlisle and Esme wouldn't approve of.
"Just get it over with and tell us what you're planning," I told him.
"First, let's get this dog hair off of us," Emmett said, pulling up to the house.
"We can't go in. The girls have claimed that as their base. I don't even want to think of what they would do if they found out we went in there without their permission." Jasper's eyes were wide with fear.
Emmett rolled his eyes. "They can't claim this as their base. We live here. What are you so afraid of?"
"Alice can be scary when she's mad," was Jasper's reply.
"Well, I'm going in there." With that, Emmett got out of the car and marched up to the door and walked in. He tuned and waved to us. Jasper looked at me and I sighed and nodded.
As soon as we got in there Emmett slapped us both on the back. "Now was that so hard Jazzy?" Emmett taunted Jasper. Jasper just rolled his eyes.
"I'm going to go get the play station so we can take it over to the other house." Emmett went to his bathroom, I went to my bedroom, and Jasper went down to the basement.
A couple minutes later, I had just turned the shower water on and I heard Jasper scream, "NO!"
I immediately ran down there, as did Emmett. But whereas I had my clothes still on, he was already in the shower. So, he had a towel tied around his waist and he was wet.
"Jasper, what's wrong?" I asked.
He had his face in his hands. He looked up and had a dazed look in his eyes. "Alice. She took the play station. It's not here. She hid it somewhere. How could she do that!?"
Emmett and I were equally shocked. "This calls for drastic measures." Emmett said. "Both of you, finish showers and get dressed," Emmett ordered. He turned and walked away. I stared at him, shocked. Jasper didn't notice. He just put his face back in his hands.
Bella's POV
"Did you remember to turn the camera on before we left the house?" Alice asked Rosalie.
"Yep, all of them."
"And, Bella, you remembered to grab the lap top?" Alice asked.
"Yes, Alice." I pulled it out of my bag and handed it to her. "I noticed that you told me and Rosalie to do everything. What was your job?"
"I told you and Rosalie what to do," she said simply. I rolled my eyes.
"What is that for?" Jacob asked. We were now sitting in his living room and Alice had opened the lap top and was doing something that I wasn't sure about. She is more computer savvy than I am.
"I hid Jasper's play station. I put up cameras around the house so I can see him freaking out about it. Then, I'm going to hack onto Emmett's you tube account and post it for the whole world to see," she said with a wicked smile. Jacob had a similar smile.
"Let the fun begin." Alice pressed a button and we all saw the boys.
Third Person (but with the boys)
"Edward! You have to help me! I can't find the play station anywhere!" Jasper had been running around the house crazily, ever since he got out of the shower.
"Jasper, come on. We can look for it later," Edward said to him. Jasper sighed in defeat.
"Men, we must come up with a plan of attack," Emmett said, pacing in front of them.
"Plan of attack? I thought we were just trying to prank them," Jasper asked with raised eyebrows.
"That was before they crossed the line." Emmett answered simply.
"And how did they cross the line?" Edward asked him.
"They took the play station," Emmett and Jasper said in unison. Edward nodded.
"What do you suggest?" Emmett stopped pacing and stood in front of both of them.
After a moment of silence, Jasper spoke up. "I think we should-"
"Hold on a second," Edward interrupted him. He put a hand up and looked at one corner of the house with a puzzled look. "What do you see in that corner?" He asked Jasper and Emmett.
"There's a camera! The girls have been spying on us the whole time!" Emmett exclaimed.
Back at Jacob's house Rosalie cursed. "Bella, I hate your husband right now."
Bella put her face in her hands. "Alice, how did you not prepare for Edward!? You should've known that he would notice!"
"It's not my fault! I swore I wouldn't look at the future. It would ruin it." Alice was pouting and it was clear she was upset with herself.
Back at the house, the boys had already taken down the camera.
"We still can't talk right here. They may have microphones or something," Edward said.
"Where should we go?" Emmett whispered super low.
"We could go drive around and talk in the car?" Jasper suggested, whispering like Emmett.
"That's not a bad idea. We'll go in your car, Emmett," Edward said, walking towards the crowd.
"Who made you the boss!?" Emmett whined. "I wanted to make the orders."
Edward rolled his eyes and walked back next to Emmett. "Okay, fine."
Emmett smiled then made a serious face. "We'll go in my car!" He pulled the keys out of his pocket and ran to his jeep.
Jasper just chuckled and Edward was muttering, "I should switch over to the girl's team."
Back at Jacob's house (still third person)
"Great, now we have no clue what they're planning. Stupid Edward," Rosalie mumbled the last part.
"We'll just have to be extra careful," Alice said, standing up. She looked at both Rosalie and Bella and said, "You two need to hunt. Your eyes are almost black. I should go too."
"Jake, we'll be back in a little while, okay?" Bella said.
"I'll be here," Jacob said, flipping the TV on. The girls all went outside and ran into the woods.
30 Minutes later
Jacob got up from his seat to go answer the door. What he found when he opened the door, he never would've expected.
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella were all standing there with stupid smiles and they kept giggling.
"Hey Jake!" Bella exclaimed, giving Jacob a hug. He gave her a weird look and patted her back slightly while the other two girls came in. Alice stumbled a little and plopped down on the couch.
"Okay, what's going on with you three? You were fine when you left," Jacob said. Bella had let go and was going to sit next to Alice.
"I don't know…" Alice had her head cocked to one side and had a puzzled expression.
"All I remember is going to hunt, and catching some deer." Though Rosalie's words were somewhat slurred, Jacob was still able to make sense of them.
"I know what happened. You're drunk," Jacob muttered.
"Jakey, I think they're tired," Renesmee said from her spot on the floor where she was doing a puzzle.
"What?" Jacob looked over the three girls and they were all passed out on the couch. Now he was worried. He knew that vampires didn't sleep. He considered calling Carlisle, but then realized that the girls would hate him for that.
"Okay, looks like you three will be sharing my bed," he said to himself, lifting Bella and putting her in his bed. When he came back he hesitated before picking up Alice and moving her. He did the same with Rosalie.
"What now Jakey?" Renesmee asked.
"Now," he said, picking her up. "All we can do is wait for them to wake up."
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So sorry I took FOREVER to write this! Also, I hope you aren't sick of the drunken vampire thing. It'll all be explained NEXT chapter. Which, I promise, won't take nearly as long!
Thank you all for sending in the awesome ideas and for being such wonderful readers! I really do appreciate it!
