I once again pulled my car up to the dojo and stepped out of my car. I wasn't cooking today, I had done that the last four days and Miu was fretting a bit. While everyone loved my cooking Miu thought that, as a guest, I shouldn't cook all the time. I was dressed in my usual work clothes, a knee length skirt that was slit up the sides to my mid-thigh, a button up sleeveless shirt that showed just enough cleavage to entice but not enough to be lewd, black stockings and my usual black heels. I heard Miu yelling from the yard and when I opened the door, I saw that she was yelling at the masters.

"What's going on?" I asked. Miu turned to me, her expression one of relief.

"Good, you can play my mother!" she said. I looked around, confused.

"Your mother?" I asked. "What?"

"Please," she begged. "My teachers are coming to visit and I lied on my transcript papers. I said that I had a mother and father and if they come and see I lied, I'll be kicked out of school." Her expression was desperate. I sighed.

"Miu, you shouldn't have lied," I scolded. "But I'll do it. I guess Akisame is going to be your dad."

"I can't," Akisame said. "I have something important I must do."

"You can't cancel it?" I asked, getting a bit angry.

"No," he said. "That's not really an option."

"Sakaki will be playing my dad," Miu said. I raised my eyebrow at this.

"Really?" I asked. "What about Kensei?"

"What's wrong with me?" Sakaki asked.

"You're not really the fatherly type," I pointed out.

"It can't be helped," Miu stated. "Kensei is obviously not my father, Sakaki would be the next best person."

"I don't approve of you deceiving your teachers like this," Akisame said.

"Nor do I," I agreed. Miu looked at us with watery eyes. I sighed and reached over, pulling her to me in a hug, resting her head on my chest and running my fingers through her hair.

"But…if it means that much to you," I said. "I'll do it." Miu beamed at me, squeezing me tightly.


DHMB: Oooohhh, cliff hanger. Yup, the OC will be playing Miu's Mama for the hilarious visit with her teachers. Will she do better than Shugure did? Weeeeelllll, you'll have to wait until I get around to updating again to find out. Reviews make me update faster...well...they remind me to update since I check my e-mail everyday and I get the alerts sent to me. Heehee.