I'm surprised how easily I get into it. Before long I'm banging on the ring and yelling for Jon, well, Dean. He catches my eye and smiles a few times, even when Colby is beating seven tons of crap out of him. The two guys who walked to the ring with Colby get involved in the match and the ref calls for the bell. Colby winks at me as he slides out of the ring. I shake my head and climb in, kneeling next to Jon as he gets up. "I'm ok" he whispers, holding his ribs. I nod and put my arm around him, helping him out of the ring and up the ramp. He waves at the fans before we head through the curtain.
"Think we found you a new mascot Ambrose" Hunter says as we get backstage. "Think again Hunter" I warn. "I'm not going out there with him again, not to watch him get beaten on like that." "Hear him out Lora" Jon says, putting his hand on my arm. Hunter nods. "I've never heard a reaction like it" he says simply. "That was magical. This, you two, is what they want. Ambrose's human side needs to come out a bit more." "I'm only human around my wife" Jon says, pulling me closer to him and kissing my neck. "Exactly my point" Hunter says, smiling before walking off. "Please?" Jon asks. "Just for a few shows when we get home?" "I am home Jon" I remind him. "This, this whole thing, is fake, remember? I don't really live with you." "Lora" he groans. "My apartment is gonna look like a chick palace by the time I'm done for this DVD, don't do this now, ok? For the next four weeks, this is official." I sigh and nod. "Whatever you say, Mr Good" I say, looking up at him. "I say, kiss me, wife" he smirks. "That I can do" I whisper, pulling him towards me by his hair. "Fuck Lora" he moans, his mouth crashing onto mine. Suddenly we're barged out of the way. "What the fuck?" he yells, watching as Renee carries on walking down the corridor. He starts to go after her, then stops. "I'll leave that one up to you" he says, holding my hand. "I'm not going near her." I smile and walk back to the locker room with him.
"Hey Ambrose!" Randy yells down the bus as we drive to the airport. Jon looks down at him as I cuddle into him. "Were you ever gonna tell us you're married?" Randy asks. Jon shakes his head. "Nobody needed to know, except me and my wife" he says simply. "If we thought it was anybody else's business we would have told people. We're happy, that's all that matters to us." I nod and smile as he sinks down in the seat, putting his arm around me and holding me tightly. "Question time is over" he says. "Wife time is now." Colby smiles. "Jon you're turning into a mushy mess whenever Lora is around" he says. "Man up!" I laugh as Jon pouts. "You gonna let him talk to me like that doll?" he asks. I nod. "Pretty much" I say. He pouts some more. "Awwww I love you baby" I say, laughing. He smiles and kisses me. "Good" he whispers. "Because I bloody love you too."
Its when we're at the airport that the enormity of what I've agreed to do hits me. Fans are everywhere. "Lora you slut!" one group yells. "Ambrose and Renee were perfect until you came along!" Jon shakes his head and holds me tightly. "Ignore them" he whispers as he kisses my head. "You and me Lor, you and me. Nobody else." I nod as he checks our bags in then walk with him to the departure lounge. "I didn't tell you this" he says quietly as he sits down and pulls me onto his lap. "But Hunter paid for your ticket." I look across at Hunter quickly. "Does he think we can't afford it?" I ask. Jon laughs. "He said it's to thank you for earlier" he says. "He's being real nice to me all of a sudden. I think a certain wife of mine is responsible for that." I smile and kiss him. "You're welcome" I whisper. "You can thank me later." "Oh I will" he drawls, kissing me softly. "Multiple times." I watch as everyone stands and starts to board the flight. Jon pulls me back as I start to stand. "Aren't we on the same flight?" I ask. He smiles. "Told you Hunter was being nice" he says, shaking his head. "We're flying straight to Vegas, I have no shows until Monday. I'm all yours baby."
Naturally we are flying first class. I moan as I look around the cabin, the seats that fully recline look so good right now. Jon smiles. "Remind me to thank the boss later" he whispers, kissing my neck then leading me to our seats. "Ten hours until we land" he says as I buckle my seatbelt. "Don't get too comfortable. Soon as we're in the air these seats are going back and I'm lying with my wife." "Wouldn't expect anything less" I say, holding his hand. I watch out of the window as the plane taxis to the runway, and finally takes off. He's true to his word. As soon as the fasten seatbelts light goes off he reclines my seat and climbs on with me. "Sir?" the air hostess asks. He shakes his head. "My wife doesn't fly so good" he explains. "It's just until she's asleep. I'll be in my own seat before we land." She nods and hands him some blankets. "Sleep well" she says, smiling at us. Jon waits for her to leave us alone before kissing my neck and pulling the blankets over us. "Sleep is the last thing on my mind right now" he admits.