Author's Note: Rated K Plus, because fluffy puppies are just so impatient! :D I'll reply to your reviews later. I'm lazy. Sorry.

But oh no! Five more chapters after this! What will you guys do without these stories?! …Probably read my other stories, actually. Never mind.

U is for WILD CARD!!!

Joey bounced on his toes anxiously, hands clasped behind his back as he watched all of the people coming off the plane, waiting for his dragon anxiously. It had been two long weeks without his touch, without seeing his smile, only hearing his voice and how tired he was. Well, now he was home, ready for all of the "puppy wuvins" Joey was going to force upon him. Really, if people thought that Seto was the only pervert, they were stupid. Joey was just as quick to grab Seto as the CEO was to grab him.

Seeing his lover finally stepping into the boarding area, he squealed and began running toward him. "Seto!"

Seto turned in surprise only to grunt as something collided with his body, sending him to fall and land on his back with a grunt as all of the air rushed from his body. He might have been angry, but then the enthusiastic puppy on top of him began kissing him lovingly, thrusting his tongue into his mouth and grinding their hips together.

He'd missed his puppy—missed his smile, his laugh, his stories, his happy aura. He missed the blond's ability to make him happy, to calm him down, to make him feel like a human instead of a robot—to make him feel loved.

But if he didn't stop his puppy soon, they were going to be arrested.

Breaking his mouth away from the frisky blond's, Seto chuckled when he heard the blond's whimper. "Hello, puppy. Did you miss me?"

"Of course I missed ya Seto what the hell are ya smokin'?!" Joey exclaimed angrily, then leaned in to kiss him again.

The brunet moaned quietly but struggled into a sitting position to keep the airport security from coming over to see if he needed help. "Mmn… Puppy… Wait until we get home…"

"…Hm…" The blond leaned back and flashed him a small, sweet smile. "Welcome home, love."

Seto blinked at him in surprise, then smiled back at him, sighing a quietly. "Thank you, puppy."

The next kiss they shared was gentler and more loving than the first two.