Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

21. He's not a Japanese dumpling! I promise

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

Disclaimer: Vera doesn't own Gozen. Sorry, Vera...

Gozen... well, he doesn't have a last name, so let's just say his name is Gozen ___, xD

1. Ask him if he wants to have a tea party with Fuzzles. (Go read "Gozen and the Feather Kids" by St. Fang of Boredom, and that suggestion'll make sense. I promise. :D)

2. Ask him how it feels to be a Japanese dumpling.

3. Refer to him as "Frankenstein" for the rest of your life.

4. Tell him you could never follow him around, commenting that he's doing something sexily, since he just can't do anything sexily.

5. Bite him.

6. In fact, don't stop biting him until he gets you candy.

7. After you've assassinating the president and the vice president, hacked the poll results for the new president and made yourself president, and made candy illegal, of course.

8. Tell him that he needs to give the hamster its cage back, it's been waiting for YEARS...

9. Ask him if he picks his nose. Constantly.

10. Attack him with a pointy stick. (Have I said something before about pointy sticks? If so, sorry about repeating myself...)

#4 was M.G's (M.G Christiani) idea and #8 was Lily's (Angel Ride's Ghost) idea. I know that M.G is reading what I say as I'm typing this, so hi M.G! xD The next chapter, chapter Lissa, should be up on Friday, but I might be able to do it later today, or sometime before Friday... dunno.

It's 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' or when sounded like 'A' as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh' and on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!

Sorry, I just had to say, I luffles that quote... xD

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