Alice in Wedding Wonderland
Part 1
So our tale is coming to an end, this is the last chapter before I write you guys a few pages about their Happy Ever After.
I do not own Twilight.
Bella
The last three months have just flown by. It really is very hard to believe that we are only a few weeks away from the wedding of the year, Alice has been so excited the only person who has kept her tiny feet on the ground is Jasper. How that man can calm down his soon to be wife is nothing short of magic, lets hope he always has this ability because forever is a long time to be married to a buzzing pixie.
My birthday was like a dream with Edward taking me off for a break in a classic old English style manor hotel, with huge free standing bath tub, four poster beds with views looking over the river. The gardens were so peaceful and I will keep the memory of us sitting under a huge leafy oak tree, reading to each other while sharing a romantic lunch forever. It really was the best time of my life.
School has been hectic, new students finding their feet while old students faced their last years of teenage milestones. The first few days were the hardest, having to face the students who knew what had happened and some of the school staff, but their love and concern over powered the whispers of the gossips.
Every time I look at my left hand a small thrill runs through my whole body, I love how every morning Edward kisses me then kisses his grandmothers ring. Just like the oak tree the night Edward proposed to me will also stay in my memory forever. The little grassy meadow has always meant a lot to me, sharing tea parties with Charlie, meeting Edward and making love to my fiancée under the nights stars the first night we agreed to give ourselves to each other forever.
"Bella, what do you think?" bringing me out of my sexy day dream of twilight stars, Edward and delicious shivers Rose was modelling her t-shirt for Alice's last night of freedom party. "Wow Rose you look like a very sexy mummy, I love the slogan it's very you. Do you think we should get one for Esme?" We thought of the perfect slogan for her shirt, it gave us both the giggles.
After buying the shirts we grabbed the cake from the Rocking Horse bakery, no matter how many times I have seen a joke Willy this week it still makes me blush. The cake smelled amazing, but I felt more then a little silly, saying it looked tasty, seeing as it's shaped to look like a huge Willy.
Rose took one look at my blush before smiling evilly, "Oh its perfect don't you just want to eat some cock now Bella?" the women was my brother in boobs, making me cough and totally want to die in front of the bakery staff.
Tonight we were giving Alice her last single girl's night, we had assumed she would want to go out to a club with all of her friends from work, but Alice being Alice wanted to have some say about the party plans. Instead she told us she wanted a night of chick flicks, chocolate and only her favourite girls to share her fun.
So we were doing just that at Esme's, we had arranged for a spa to carry out some treatments at the house, got Pretty women, Dirty Dancing and 27 Dresses ready in waiting. Esme had filled the house with beautiful candles, flowers and the finest chocolates. We had the buckets of popcorn, silly t-shirts and jugs of "virgin" cocktails, seeing as Rose could not drink Alice was on a no alcohol or caffeine ban saying it was a way to help our complexions. The ban suited me perfectly.
Edward
The last months may have been the most perfect of my life. Since having Bella in my life the grass has looked greener, the sun brighter and my heart filled with more love then I ever thought possible.
Bella was back to teaching, her leg had healed fully now and she no longer needed treatment. The scar from her surgery was the only reminder of her accident and my darkest moments. Emmett and I went together to buy her a new car, finding something we both agreed on was easier then I first imagined, safety being the only point on both our check lists.
The hospital was still giving me the challenges and the rewards I have always wanted from my career. My staff had changed for the better, Jessica had moved on to bigger things, or so she told everyone else, I had written her reference for the private cosmic clinic and felt she would fit in effortlessly with the world of "plastic fantastic" fakes.
A few months ago I finally got to take Bella on the romantic break I had planned all those horror filled months before, for her birthday. We spent hours sitting in the gardens reading, Bella read to me her favourite passages from Austen while I hummed her a few new tunes I was working on, I had written a song for Alice and Jasper we both agreed the simple, classic tune told the story of their coming together perfectly.
Now we are weeks away from my sister becoming someone's wife, well not anyone's, but my best friends. Jasper was taking all the plans really calmly, at time's even calming down the pixie.
Tonight was Jaspers last night of single guy fun; Emmett was like a kid in a candy store. Bella was worried about the strippers, Rose was worried about the drinking and Alice was worried about our skin not looking good in photographs.
After promising no strippers, not too much beer and agreeing to face masks we were allowed to kidnap the groom and start the night.
Personally I was just dying for a beer, the whole no alcohol and no coffee was killing me, but pregnancy and a "demanding pixie bride" means no caffeine and no alcohol.
Bella
"Here's your shirt, Alice and no questions just put it on. We will see you down stairs" I left Alice's t-shirt on her old childhood bed while she was showering, the mud wraps had left us all totally relaxed but needing a good shower.
Over the last 2 hours we have been wrapped, buffed and polished. Left feeling beautiful, relaxed and ready for a night of girly chat over Jonny Castle.
The lounge had been transformed into our own movie theatre, lots of popcorn, chocolate, fluffy pillows and virgin cocktails.
Rose had already changed in to her comfy lounge bottoms and was wearing her chosen shirt, on the front it stated Team Emmett and on the back it said My Monkey Man!
Every time I have seen our t-shirts they make me giggle. My shirt said Team Ritz then on the back He's Cracker Hot, the boys had not seen our shirts yet but I knew Edward would get a kick out of mine.
"Well, I can't say I love the font but it's so retro I love it, plus it's kind of true as well" Alice was twirling around like a little girl wearing her Jasper Says Relax! T-shirt.
Rose had the perfect idea of getting it designed to look like the 80's wham version of "choose life." She looked so cute and yes it was true. Pouring out the drinks and giggling over each others shirts we almost forgot Esme.
"Come on then ladies, lets have some cake" We turned to see Esme standing in the doorway carrying the "cock cake" wearing her t-shirt, on the front was Team Carlisle and when she walked past you could clearly read written on the back, Because I Like To Play Doctor!
The night was spent hearing romantic stories, Rose told about how Emmett had cried while holding their new born baby up to the window in the delivery suite saying "Look Mum and Dad, your first grandson" that of course made me cry, then Esme told us about how Carlisle had been afraid to pick Alice up as she was such a tiny "doll" like baby. From the moment Carlisle had held her in his arms she was his "baby Girl" and I of course told them about how romantic Edward is, from leaving notes in my lunch box to sending cup cakes to my classroom.
We watched the movies, ate the "cock cake" that was rather yummy and took turns rubbing Roses tummy, our favourite trick of the night was watching the baby kick little chocolate footballs off her belly.
The cottage was in darkness when I got home, Edward and the boys must be having a late one, so I grabbed my battered copy of Pride and Prejudice to read in bed. I left my t-shirt on knowing the smile it would give my sexy doctor, I still can't believe I let him out on the town wearing those too hot for words scrubs; the women would be dropping at the doctors feet.
Before he left to get the boys I made sure to receive a full examination, even now the flash back was making me tingle dam hormones, I am like a frisky teenager may be I should stay up and seek a full check up.
Edward
"We ready to rock this shit then Eddie boy, let's bring it on!" Emmett was already buzzing; in fact I would have to put him on level with the pixie bride. "Yeah totally ready, you got the outfit? I told the others to meet us at the club".
Tonight I was dressed the same as our friends, blue scrubs and surgeon's hat, my hat saying "Doctor Ritz", Emmett was wearing "Doctor Dick", and my other favourite was Jaspers cousin who was attending as "Doctor Evil".
Now every good doctor needs a nurse right? So tonight Jasper would become "Nurse Fanny", Angela had been my saving star yet again finding a nurse's outfit suitable for our groom.
"You have got to be kidding me, oh shit guys I look like a street walker and a cheap tramp at that!" I almost never heard Jazz over my fit's of laughter as Emmett took photographs and stuffed tissues down Jaspers top.
"See you need to have fuller breasts, makes your eyes look better. Now look at who is the "hottie". You'd make a fair chick Jazz" Jasper was not happy, "Oh bite me!"
Our night was full of laughter from the moment Jazz put on the dress, we did a few shots during one of Emmett's drinking games and the only "stripper" women any of us saw were those dancing in the club. By the middle of the night I just wanted to return home into my girls waiting arms, to kiss her and smell those sweet strawberries. When Emmett fell down for the fifth time I knew it was time to get the monkey man home.
I found Jasper sitting in a quiet part of the club by the exit, he was a little drunk but in all I had kept my honour as best man by keeping the groom in one piece. "How you doing there nurse, feeling alright?" I took the empty seat next to him, "I am. In fact I am more then alright, Edward she is my world, she just completes my every being. Do you understand what I am saying?" Smiling at my love sick best friend I knew exactly what he was trying to say, my feelings for Bella were just the same." Yeah Jazz man I do. She is your life now."
After dropping my brother's home I returned to the arms of my beautiful Bella. It was the early hours of the morning and as I climbed the stairs I could hear the gentle breath's of my beautiful girl sleeping. Bella was wearing her new T-shirt and I smiled when I read the front, she really was wonderful women and I got to have her forever in my life.
Bella
"Do I have to wear this much make up? I swear I can hardly move my face under this paint!" I really did not mean to be moaning but my whole face felt swapped, we had only 2 more hours before Alice Mary Cullen became Mrs Alice Hale. The house has been buzzing all morning, Esme fussing over everyone making sure we all had a proper breakfast, Rose has been running after the boys making sure they got their flowers on straight and that Emmett and Charlie were both dressed correctly, you'd think she had two sons.
Alice has been the total opposite to how I was imagining, in fact I was getting worried about the lack of vibrating excitement from the pixie bride, unable to see her in the kitchen I decided to escape the torture of the stylists chair and find our beautiful bride.
"Alice are you ok?" I found Ally in her bathroom sitting on the floor looking a little green, "I'm fine, just ….. Oh god you can't tell anyone ok….." She could not finish her words before Alice began to be sick, holding back her dressed hair I rubbed her back gently, "Alice you can't be nervous, its Jasper your walking towards, its him who you are going to spend your life with, if your nervous about getting married may be its too soon for you?"
Turning to look at me Alice smiled so sweetly, "Silly Bella. I'm not nervous at all, it's just… well I'm pregnant, I'm having a baby, can you believe it? Thing is Jasper doesn't know yet, its something I want to tell him tonight" To say I was shocked was a lie; I was totally not ready to hear that little piece of news.
"Oh Alice that's just wonderful news, your going to make a wonderful mummy, and Jazz is going to be so happy, I'm so very happy for you" We hugged and giggled, turns out that was the reason behind the alcohol and coffee ban, plus it has helped our complexions.
Once Alice's tummy had settled, her make up retouched it was time to put on our dresses, Roses and I dressed together leaving Alice have her time alone with Esme.
I zipped up the back of Roses dress with ease, her baby bump was as she predicted just as huge as when she was carrying Charlie, she looked beautiful with her glowing skin and the dresses floaty style helped make her comfortable.
In turn Rose helped me into my dress, I did have a moment of panic thinking may be those chocolates were not such a good idea, I have been so careful with what I have been eating up till then. "Wow Bella when did you get those boobs? Edward obviously has a "magic" touch; they look way bigger then normal. Hummmm may be it was a good idea making your dress looser too." Oh god I was sweating, what would Alice say if the dress didn't fit right, oh god I would die.
"There its up bit snug round your bust but you work it, poor Edward is going to have a fit when he sees how great you look, blue is a good colour on you." I thanked Rose and put the finishing touches to my look by adding a little of Edwards favourite perfume.
End of part 1
So I was going to write the whole wedding in this chapter but I want to make it perfect as it will be our last chapter before the epilogue.
Just between you and me I do own all the t-shirt mentioned, and some hoodie's for good measure lol!
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