Okay, here's a list of girls I know I will put in Naruto's Harem:
Hinata
Akyo (OC)
Fem-Kyuubi
Anko
Gaia (Fem-Gaara)
Fem-Haku
Kin
Tayuya
Karin
Yugito
Another OC
Isaribi
Oh, and if you want I can make one of the Akatsuki members a female. Vote on poll.
... Maybe more if I chose to do so.
And if you're wondering, there's gonna be a smaller harem for Shishi:
Sakura
Temari
Ino
Message to EpicFail: Ouch. Just ouch. You know, if you want to flame me, make it short and simple. Something like, "You're a dick! You're also immature!" or something like that will do. You don't like it, no one's forcing you to read, fucker. That's all.
Anyway, with that guy out of the way, I don't own Naruto and I don't think I ever will. Lest it turns out I'm related to Kishimoto-sama and he dies for some reason, leaving me to take care of his legacy. That'd be EPIC!
(Konohagakure)
Konoha was in an uproar now, panicking and scared shitless. If you were there, you may have been wondering why the whole place looked like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off. Well you see, everyone in the village, that includes the ones that aren't from there, had felt the giant chakra from... Somewhere! Some believed that the Kyuubi was free, but then realized that this was different.
While the Kyuubi's youki felt malicious and evil, this one felt... angry and much much stronger. So strong in fact, that they couldn't pinpoint it to where it was. However, very few didn't fear it at all. For example, the Konohamaru corps. were more excited than scared for some reason. Meanwhile, in the Hokage tower, an ANBU-nin appeared before Sarutobi. "Hokage-sama... Do you... feel that?" he asked, slightly afraid. The fear turned to confusion when he realized Hiruzen was chuckling like a little kid.
"Do not worry. It seems Naruto-kun has become much stronger." the aged man said, his pipe in his hand. "Besides, I only have a few seconds to enjoy my alone time. Please leave, but do tell me if something else happens." ordered the Hokage. The ANBU nodded and disappeared in a swirl of leaves. When he was sure no one was there, he reached into a super secret seal Minato made in the Hokage-robe's sleeve. In a puff, a little orange book appeared in in his hands.
Like he said, he only finished a single page using his ninja-quick eye-sight, before a different ANBU appeared kneeling before him. With speed that rivaled the usual Shunshin, he quickly hid his book back in the seal and wiped his nose of blood, before having a professional pose. "Hokage-sama, the council has... asked for a meeting. I don't believe I have to say what it is about." said the man. Hiruzen nodded and sighed. Here comes the bitching.
(In The Tower)
Naruto sneezed as he mumbled, "I think someone's talking abut me."
"Yeah, nice to know people care about you." Chouji said next to him. Shishi, Naruto, and Chouji were on a bench in the halls, eating their ramen. After that, Naruto and Shishi waved goodbye to a retreating Chouji as they returned to their room.
"Okay fishcakes, I found more info on your hanyou type. It seems that the abyss-fox were able to have complete control on darkness. Now, that means you pretty much became the strongest shadow-wielder in all the universe. With a single thought, the shadows are yours to command. And now to talk about the abyss-shadows. It pretty much doesn't need anything to survive. Unlike normal shadows, abyss-shadows appear out of thin air and don't have a true form. This type of shadow has a mind of its own, so be careful. It sometimes isn't the nicest thing to have around. Of course, if you show it who's boss, it'll most likely obey only you and your kin. And by that, I mean your kids. After all, the abyss clan was gone for a bunch of years, so not much is known of them.
"There's also this weird rumor that they can summon the shadow of Shinigami-sama. Not to mention that the abyss-shadow speaks to the fox itself." finished Shishi, tired of talking. He was usually annoying through his actions, not his words. Naruto's eyes were bigger then saucers.
"Shinigami... shadow... death.." he mumbled, looking straight ahead. A grin spread across his face as his eyes went into, what he called, demonic state. "I like this already." he said in that evil demonic voice. Shishi's eyes went from human blue to his demonic gold as he too smirked.
"Yup. Now to spread havoc among all the numbskulls who will soon know their place. Come on. I wanna show you something on the roof. You and I are gonna send out a clear message to this whole village!"
(With the Suffering Hokage/Clan Heads And The Bitching Civilians)
Hiruzen sighed for what felt like the hundredth time in those ten minutes. "Hokage-sama! It's obvious the Uzumaki brat has released the Kyuubi! As we speak, the Kyuubi could be influencing the boy's mind and plotting to DESTROY US ALL!" shouted some bansh- uh, woman with pink hair. He sighed, again, and looked at the door in front of him. He noticed that all the clan heads were looking in the same direction, their thoughts in complete synchronization.
'Freedom... It's only across the room... yet I am right here!' they thought, looking at the door like if it were the greatest, most beautiful thing in the world. It was like Kami was on the other side, ready to take them into his arms as they wept like little kids. For now, they wept inside their heads.
"I say we execute the boy immediately! If we don't, who knows when the Kyuubi will influence the boy again." Homura said, looking/glaring at Sarutobi.
Said old man just raised an eyebrow, and was about to deny it, when he smirked at the idea in his head. "No, I will not execute him. Mainly because you all have it backwards." At the confused looks around him, Sarutobi continued. "It is not Naruto who is being influenced by the fox. Instead, Naruto is the influencing the fox. I have complete faith that Naruto will keep Kyuubi under control."
And even then the council found a way to bitch abut our blond hero. "Even so, he is in the same team as not only Uchiha-sama, but my daughter!" screamed Isako. She wasn't the quietest woman, eh?
Sarutobi was about to say something, most likely to tell her to shut up, when the place was covered in a sound. It sounded unusual, since they never heard anything like it. Then someone began to sing.
(Tower Roof)
Naruto and Shishi were on the roof, both having objects on their hands. Both boys had what Shishi said was an 'electric-guitar' and it seemed to fit their style (I'm sure you have enough imagination to make your own guitar.).
Naruto looked at Shishi, slightly annoyed. "You know, I could've been training instead of learning how to use this."
"You were training. I was teaching a shadow-clone of yours while you were doing the real training."
"Oh, right."
"Anyway, let's see if the village will mess with you when they hear this tune!"
Naruto nodded and began strumming. Shishi was close behind, slamming his tails on the ground to make drumming sounds.
Naruto Singing
Shishi Singing
Naruto and Shishi Singing In Unison
Papa Roach: Kick In The Teeth
We live in a cold dark world, with venom in it's fangs
You can spit it in my face but I know I'll be ok
It's on the attack, it's a war, it's a game
A ball and chain chew my arm off to get away
Don't fight it, or it deny it, invite it. Cause when it
Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it
Throw your stones and you won't see me break it
Say what you want, take your shots
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
(Na na na na na na)
Kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
I gotta say thanks cause you kick me when I'm down
I'm bleeding out the mouth. I hope you know I'm stronger now
I'm taking the hate. I'm turning it all around
I wont go down 'til I'm six feet underground
Don't fight it, or it deny it, invite it. Cause when it
Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it
Throw your stones and you won't see me break it
Say what you want, take your shots
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
What doesn't kill me only, will make me stronger in my head
In my head...
At this part, Naruto and Shishi were going through a guitar-solo while black, grey, and red youki swirled around them and began climbing to the skies. The clouds became black, the sky a blood red as the two young demon and hanyou were grinning like madmen.
Cause when it
Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it
Throw your stones and you won't see me break it
Say what you want, take your shots
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Say what you want. Take your shots
You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Kick in the teeth
(na na na na na na)
Shishi smirked as the song finished. He couldn't remember when he had so much fun singing. If there was one thing he liked more than going crazy, it was strumming a few cords and letting out some effects. The sky slowly returned to normal, then Naruto walked away and returned to the inside of the tower. Shishi smirked as he saw the village was still in panic. 'Man, this is really fun!' he thought. He then turned and followed the jinchuriki, pleased with their job.
(Inside The Tower)
Naruto entered his room, just barely being able to catch the body that rocketed towards him. "Wow Naruto-kun! I never knew you could sing like that!" Akyo said from on top of him. Naruto smiled to his mate.
"Um. I'm not sure. It kinda just came to me." Naruto responded sheepishly. He was wondering what else he could sing. (At this moment, the author is wondering what the hell else Naruto can sing.)
"Hey! What about me?" asked Shishi.
"Oh, you did good nii-san." Akyo mumbled, not even looking at him. Shishi grumbled and returned to his fox form before curling into a ball and beginning to sleep. "So now what?" asked Akyo. Naruto sighed as he thought for a moment. It seemed that he was trying to make up his mind on something.
"I need to find Hinata. And I have to explain to her a few things."
"You mean the CRA thing the old man was talking about?"
"Yes." Akyo nodded before turning into her fox form and curling around Naruto's neck. Naruto smiled before he began walking outside again. He kept looking around, and soon smelled the usual cinnamon bun scent that was Hinata's. Naruto smiled. 'Let's see how she's doing.'
Naruto walked down a set of stairs, not noticing the blue eyes following him as he left the hall. 'Uzumaki... Naruto...'
After a few minutes, he finally found Hinata and her team. Shino was as stoic as ever, Hinata was poking her fingers when she saw him, and Kiba was looking down at the floor. Kurenai was nowhere to be found. "Hey Hinata-chan!" Naruto greeted.
Hinata seemed surprised that he actually noticed her. "H-hi, Naruto-kun." she replied timidly. Naruto greeted the other two, though it looked like Kiba was kinda trying not to anger him. Funny.
"Um, Hinata, I need to talk to you... privately." Hinata nodded, wondering why Naruto was acting all nervous. He took her hand, making her blush increase dramatically, and took her away from her team. Though Kiba still liked her, he knew better than to anger someone like Naruto. In another section of the hallway, Naruto turned to Hinata and began. "Um, Hinata... you know about the CRA, correct?" earning a nod, "Well... I'm in it, and was wondering if... you would be one of my wives?" it sounded like he was squeaking near the end.
Hinata stood there, a glazed look in her eyes. She wasn't sure if she would've responded or not, but then and there it wasn't important. Naruto leaned in and kissed her... right on the lips...
Her eyes rolled to the back of her head as she stood there, her arms limp and her legs shaking. Naruto wanted to smirk. She was always nice to him, even when others told her to stay away. That alone showed that she loved him. He mostly liked her because she was there when he was beaten and she showed that she cared.
(Mini-flashback)
Naruto laid on the ground, his body beaten and his wounds bleeding. He barely managed to breath, much less stay conscious. 'Damn. That's the last time I try to help a random kid while his parents are around. Probably should've left the ball on the roof.' thought Naruto as he groaned in pain. His wounds were closing, but that didn't mean it felt nice. It tingled and was slightly uncomfortable. He just closed his eyes and waited to go to sleep.
That didn't happen when he heard the shuffle of footsteps. He groaned, waiting for more pain that will come from the beating. Instead, he felt a small hand touch his cheek lovingly. He wanted to smile, but it hurt just to breathe and he wanted to continue to believe it was a wonderful dream. He didn't open his eyes, afraid that if he did the hand would go away. He felt the hand leave him for a moment, before he felt it near a few of the smaller cuts and bruises as they somehow began to heal much faster than ever. When the hands left, he opened his eye to see small lips kiss him on the forehead and a few strands of indigo-blue hair.
'I think I remember her. Isn't she the heir to the Hyuuga or something? Yeah... Hinata I believe.' he thought, his eyes closing again as sleep finally took hold of him. Hinata looked at him for a while longer, then held his hand for a moment before walking away, praying the boy would live. Naruto smiled at her as Akyo materialized next to him, making sure to hold him in a way that wouldn't hurt him.
"She seems nice, doesn't she Naruto-sama?" whispered Akyo. She carried him to his apartment, making sure to heal him on the way. Naruto couldn't respond, though smiled nonetheless.
(End Flashback)
Back in the present Naruto let go of Hinata's lips, smiling when Hinata whimpered from lack of contact. He wrapped his arms around her waist as he leaned his forehead to hers, smiling at her still dazed face. "What do you say, Hinata-chan?" he whispered, his breath brushing her cheek as she looked into his eyes.
She could tell that he was only pretending to be relaxed, but truly was nervous. She was still half dazed, but managed to nod her head and smile a little, her face making already multiple shades of red. All of them rather cute, by the way. "Y-yes, Na-n-narut-to-k-k-ku~n..." she stuttered out, her voice a small whisper. Naruto's smile was blinding as he picked her up by the waist and they both spun around. She giggled, something he rarely even heard.
Once they stopped, Akyo jumped from Naruto's neck to the inside of Hinata's sweater, earning an 'eep!' of surprise from the heiress, before poking her head from inside the jacket and yipping happily. Naruto chuckled and kissed Hinata again. She smiled more, though the blush was still there. She seemed to be struggling to stay awake. "You can rest, Hinata-chan." he said, tightening his grip on her. She nodded before she fell into his arms, fainting with the hopes that this wasn't a dream.
Okay, we have some more fluff between these two. Now, a few of you have been wondering why there hasn't been any interaction between Naruto and Akyo. Truth be told, I have no idea why.
I'll make it up to you guys right as soon as possible.
Also if you're wondering why I chose 'Kick In The Teeth', it's because I like the line of, "You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth." Why? 'Cuz it shows that Naruto's patience is wearing thin.
And yes, the curse seal is completely gone.
Anyway, ja ne!
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