Resident Fun 5
I've been dreading this chapter, it's just gonna be so hard to storyize I mean for God's sake it's just them flying around on a swamp like dragonflies for half and hour…I'll try to make this work but don't eat me if I can't O.o
Sheva screamed as she shot 7 feet into the air because of impact, some how she managed to land back in the boat though right onto Chris's lap.
"Well…" She said her voice muffled. "This is awkward…"
"More like MANkward…cuz I'm man" Chris grinned to himself as Sheva sat up.
"That makes no sense Chris" She informed him, jumping up and dusting herself down.
"Hmm?" Chris said.
"That makes no…"
"Oh look! Tiny Island how cute!" Chris interrupted her before stopping the boat by a small island, surrounded by reeds; a large gate stood tall blocking the prospective path (which wasn't really a prospective path, I wonder what's behind there? Maybe it's the Resident evil 4 world!?...Spain basically).
Sheva and Chris leapt of the motorboat; a dead body greeted their eyes.
"For god's sake does no one other than us have common sense?!" Chris demanded.
"They're dropping like flies" Sheva agreed.
"Sheva, never and I mean never compare our fallen comrades to flies" Chris growled turning and walking towards her, Sheva began backing off, suddenly the back of her foot touched a rocky object, She picked it up.
"Hey Chris look" She said showing it to her partner.
"God Sheva your like a little kid in kindergarten" Chris sighed, he grabbed the slate off of her, two snake heads were carved onto it.
"What the hell does that mean!?" Chris groaned.
"Maybe we need to find more of…" Sheva began but she went silent and watched open mouthed as Chris chucked the slate into the water.
"…CHRIS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! WE NEEDED IT!" She screamed.
"Stop SHOUTING at me!" Chris yelled back.
"Chris" Sheva growled calming herself down enough to stop herself from killing him. "Do you not realise how important that was? It's quite obvious it was a clue!"
"Eh, I won't do that on the day then" Chris sighed.
"What do you mean the day? This is the day! We're doomed!" Sheva wailed falling to her knees.
"Hey this BSSA bastard's got a schedule report!" Chris shouted as he wandered over to the body.
Schedule report
Well basically Chris and Sheva we didn't get to Delta team in time.
But yeah one of their beacons was still going off so we like moved in to see if there were any survivors…
But anyway we couldn't find any survivors…then I died, so shut up!
"God this guy's schedule report is like a teenage girl" Chris snickered.
"Well your like a retarded toddler on steroids!" Sheva shouted from the dusty ground.
"You know what Sheva? People have feelings and they can be hurt" Chris's voice cracked at the 'hurt' bit.
Sheva sighed. "I'm sorry Chris, it's…it's just stressful and I'm pretty sure that slate was our last hope"
Chris looked away.
Suddenly Sheva noticed a glowing thing on a tree nearby.
"Look Chris a brown beetle!" She enthused pointing at it; Chris sniffed and looked up, his eyes lit up with childish enthusiasm.
"Go get it!" Sheva gushed.
Chris rushed over to it and grabbed it his eyes shining.
"Look Sheva!" He squealed pointing at it.
Sheva nodded smiling.
Retarded toddler on steroids he may be…but he's my retarded toddler on steroids she thought.
"Stop thinking affectionate things about me and get on the boat!"
Sheva turned shocked to see Chris already sitting on the boat tapping his foot impatiently.
"How'd you do tha…?"
"Man Hulk Sheva" Chris sighed.
"Oh yeah…I keep forgetting that" Sheva said before hopping onto the boat, Chris sped them off.
They arrived at another tiny island, a large door stood blocking their path, a hexagonal hole right in the middle, Sheva walked over to it and stroked the hole (ooer!).
"I bet this is where the slate pieces would have to have been put in…Chris I think this is the only way in" She sighed. "Shame we can't get in"
"What loser takes his time to split up a slate and throw the individual pieces on different tiny islands?" Chris demanded.
Sheva sighed.
"Come on Chris" She groaned getting onto the boat.
"Where are you going?" Chris asked.
"I dunno…just away from here, Chris I'm sorry but there's no way we're getting round it" Sheva said gently.
Chris rolled his eyes and punched the door open; Sheva stared at him wide eyed.
"How'd you…"
"Man Hulk"
"Oh yeah, Chris great job!" Sheva enthused running up to him. "Your awesome!"
"Awesome to the max?" Chris asked.
Sheva's face dropped. "Not quite"
"…Oh" Chris sighed.
"Come on partner, lets go!" Sheva grinned before banging the door open.
I told you I didn't know what to do with this part of the marshlands! I know I'm sure you would of all liked to see Chris wrestling a crocodile…sorry :) Next chapter will be better I absolutely promise you :) And to all those secret readers who don't review HAI and to those who are reviewing THANK YOU :)