Femme Fatale
(The Warriors and duelists walked through the cave in the hopes of finding the next Mage.)
Kimiko: So, who'll take on the next Mage?
Omi: I say I shall go. I always wanted to fight a Mage.
Yugi: But you've already fought a Mage.
Stephanie: One that doesn't involve friends duelling friends.
(Then they found a huge opening in the cave, with no where else to go.)
Joey: Dead end? I knew we shoulda tooken that left turn!
Kaiba: First, what left turn? Second, if you look closely, you can see the Mage there!
(He pointed to a chair, which an unknown Mage was sitting on.)
Joey: …Okay.
Omi: Mage! Show yourself and suffer a humiliating defeat!
(The Mage stood up and did a forward flip in front of Omi. Then the Mage pulled down the hood, but the Mage wasn't what Omi had in mind, the Mage was a woman.)
Mage: So, you wish to challenge me?
Omi: Er… well…yes.
Mage: Very well. This shouldn't be long!
Both: Let's duel!
Mage: Hmmm. I think I'll go first by activating Femme Fatale, this allows me to deduct 800 points of damage to your life points for every female monster in my hand, and lucky for me, I have 5!
Yugi: That will do 4000 points of damage!
(The five female monsters attacked Omi and sent his life points to 0.)
Tristan: Whoa, he sent his life points down to 0, in the first turn!
Mage: Lucky for him I didn't have the Seal of Orichalcos, so he's safe. Does anyone else want to challenge me?
Kimiko: I got an idea. If this Mage is in the female monster strategy…
Raimundo: Then one of the girls should fight.
Kimiko: Yeah!
Kaiba: One fatal flaw. The only two girls around here that have a chance at that Mage are you and Stephanie.
Tea: Hey, give us a chance to prove ourselves!
Stephanie: So who should fight?
Kimiko: Let's say we play a game of rock-paper-scissors to see who goes.
Tea: Only thing we got.
(The five girls in the team gathered in a circle and prepared to go.)
Kimiko: Go!
(Everyone picked rock, except for Serenity, who picked paper.)
Serenity: (Gasp.)
Joey: Yikes, my sisters duelling!
Kaiba: That's unexpected; she won't last longer than baldy.
Joey: Shut yer cream hole, she will!
Serenity: But Joey, I haven't learned enough, how can I beat someone so strong?
Joey: Don't worry, sis. After all, yah got Rai's Legendary Knight.
Clay: But the little partner might not know how to use it.
Mage: Are you going to duel me, pipsqueak? Or will your pathetic brother have to protect you all your life?
Serenity: I'll duel!
Raimundo: Wow, she sure is brave.
Serenity: You ready?
Both: Let's duel!
Mage: Unlike last time, first we'll pick a Deck Master. Which mines will be Female Archer! (1600/1000)
Serenity: Hm, I think I'll choose Kaiser Dragon. (2300/2000)
Mage: This shouldn't take long! You're lucky I don't have Femme Fatale in my hand, or you'll be gone in an instant! But now I summon Female Whipmaster (1300/1200) in attack mode!
(A female whip-wielding warrior came forth.)
Mage: Since you're an amateur, I'll let you off by ending my turn.
Serenity: I am not an amateur! I activate Change of Heart, to take control of your Whipmaster!
(The Whipmaster went to Serenity's side of the field.)
Serenity: Next I sacrifice her, to summon the Fiend Megacyber! (2200/1200)
(The Warrior was summoned.)
Joey: Oh yeah, that's my sis.
Serenity: Attack her life points directly!
(The monster did so, and took the Mage down to 1800 life points.)
Kimiko: Great opening move.
Raimundo: Yeah, longer than Omi's.
(Omi grew mad.)
Mage: It's far from over, little girl!
(She drew.)
Mage: Aha! I activate Femme Fatale!
Serenity: (Gasp.)
Mage: But I only have two Female monsters in my hand, so you lose 1600 life points!
(Two monsters hit Serenity and sent her life points to 2400.)
Joey: Hang in there, sis!
Serenity: I'll be alright.
Mage: Next I summon Female Swordstress (1700/1500) in defence mode! And now I'll place two cards face-down and end my turn!
Serenity: Hm, those face-down cards look suspicious, so I'll get rid of them with Harpy's Feather Duster!
(The two cards were destroyed.)
Serenity: Now attack Fiend Megacyber!
Mage: Hmph, you activated Fatal Vengeance!
Serenity: What? But I destroyed your face-down cards!
Mage: Not so, Fatal Vengeance only works when you destroy it! Now if a female monster's on my side of the field! I can destroy your Fiend Megacyber! Regardless of attack power!
(The Swordstress attacked the Megacyber and destroyed it.)
Joey: Man! That cheater!
Serenity: I'll place one card face-down and end my turn.
Mage: Too desperate. I summon yet another Female Swordstress. And they each have enough power to wipe you out completely! But unlike your bald headed friend. You won't escape! I activate the Seal of Orichalcos!
Joey: Serenity!
(The Seal engulfed the two.)
Mage: Now my monster's attack power is stronger than ever! Time to end this! Attack my two Swordstresses!
Serenity: Not so fast, I activate Fairy Box!
Mage: Fairy Box?
Serenity: When your monsters attack, I can flip a coin, and if I call it right, your monster's attack is stopped.
Raimundo: Wow, did she learn your gambling tricks from you?
Joey: I only picked the ones that best suited her, not ones tha'll lose her soul!
(She flipped the coin.)
Serenity: Heads!
(It was.)
Joey: (Sinking on a rock.) Whew.
(The monster's attack was stopped.)
Mage: I'll end my turn.
(Serenity drew.)
Serenity: This could help. I summon Strike Ninja (1700/1200) in attack mode!
(The swift ninja was summoned.)
Serenity: Then I combine him with Lightning Blade!
Omi: That's my card!
Joey: There's more than one Lightning Blade in the world, Yug. Besides, after the way you kicked Stephanie's butt in Battle City, I wanted her to have one too.
Serenity: This increases Strike Ninja's attack by 800 points!
(The ninja increased to 2500.)
Serenity: Attack now!
(The ninja did a swift run attack and struck the Swordstress with the Blade and sent the Mage to 1500 life points.)
Omi: She is an amazing duelist!
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Yugi: Well she would do well in a Duel Monsters Tournament.
Mage: This isn't over! I activate Monster Reborn, to revive my lost Swordstress!
(The Sword-wielding swordstress was summoned again.)
Mage: Now I activate Ancient Ritual of Swordstress!
(The two women went into a strange stance, and then started glowing.)
Mage: In three turns, my dear. My ultimate Warrior will rise and destroy you!
Serenity: Not if I destroy those warriors first!
Mage: That is where you're wrong! I activate Swords of Revealing Light!
(Swords rained down on Serenity and the Strike Ninja.)
Mage: Now you can't attack for three turns, and by the time you can attack, it will be too late!
Yugi: She's in trouble!
Serenity: I'll summon The Forgiving Maiden (850/2000) in defence mode! And end my turn!
Mage: Two more turns, and it's feeding time!
Serenity: I only hope I can defeat the swordstresses. I summon Water Omotics (1400/1200) in defence mode and end my turn.
Mage: I'll end my turn. Only one left to go, and it's all over!
(Serenity drew.)
Serenity's Thoughts: Guardian Angel Joan! That could defeat her. But I better save it, just in case.
Serenity: I'll summon Banisher of Light (100/2000) in defence mode and end my turn.
Mage: Ahahahaha! Now my two monsters be gone! And come forth! Queen of Sword! (2800/2400)
(A royal looking queen came forth with two swords.)
Mage: Now my monster increases by 500 points!
(The Queen increased to 3300.)
Mage: Now attack her Strike Ninja!
(The ninja was obliterated and sent Serenity to 1600 life points.)
Joey: This is pretty close.
Mage: I'll end my turn!
Serenity: I summon Swordsman of Landstar (500/1200) in defence mode!
Mage: Ahahahaha! Queen, obliterate that tiny warrior!
(The queen did so.)
Mage: Face it, little girl. You had less fight than that little bald kid!
(Serenity drew.)
Serenity: Huh? This could help. I sacrifice my Water Omotics and my Forgiving Maiden, to summon Guardian Angel Joan (2800/2000) in attack mode!
(The angel was summoned.)
Mage: Look again, its 500 points weaker.
Serenity: Not if I activate Angel's Light!
Mage: What's that?
Serenity: I can power up any monster, as long as they're fairies and Light monsters, and my Joan fits both categories.
Mage: And how much will it increase by?
Serenity: 700 points!
Mage: 200 points stronger than my knight!
Serenity: Attack Guardian Angel Joan!
(The fairy attacked the evil queen and sent the Mage to 1300 life points.)
Serenity: And because of that, my life points will increase by the same as your Queen!
(Serenity's life points increased to 4300.)
Serenity: I'll place one card face-down and end my turn!
Joey: Whoa! Way to go, sis!
Omi: An impressive display.
Mage: Just because you beat my Queen, doesn't mean I won't annihilate you! I activate Fatale!
Serenity: Huh?
Tristan: She's in trouble!
Mage: If you remember Femme Fatale! You'll know I can decrease your life points by the same as the number of Female Monsters in my hand! But this one does the same, only it depends on the number in my deck!
Yugi: But her deck is filled with Female Monsters!
Mage: 30 to be exact! Which means it will do 24000 worth of life point damage! Say goodbye Serenity, and hello Orichalcos!
(The Female Monsters swarmed out of her deck and fired towards Serenity.)
Serenity: Hold on! You activated my trap! Mystical Refpanel!
Mage; What!
Serenity: This aims any blasts aimed at me, and fires it at you!
Mage: No! Stop!
(The blasts hit the mirror and got sucked in.)
Serenity: I'll give you another chance. Give up, and you won't be sealed.
Mage: And disrespect my master? Never!
Serenity: Then I'm sorry. Go!
(The blasts re-directed and hit the Mage as her life points fell to 0.)
Mage: You haven't seen the last of me!
(The seal engulfed her and she collapsed.)
Serenity: I'm sorry.
Joey: Ahahaha! That's my sister!
Raimundo: Good game. You lasted better than Omi.
Omi: Although I had stupid luck.
Kimiko: Dumb luck, Omi.
Omi: That too!
Serenity: I didn't want her to be sealed. I'm just as bas as Chase Young.
Joey: Listen, you had nothing to do with it, she had it comin' to her. Besides, you seen me seal a bunch of guys, and I'm me.
Serenity: Thanks, Joey. You're the best brother.
Tristan: OI knew she could do it.
Tea: Yeah right!
Raimundo: Alright. Last Mage, here we come!