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Chapter 19

PPV

I woke up to the sound of Bella getting sick in the bathroom, again. I felt bad every time that it happened. I got out of bed and made my way to the bathroom.

"Bells, honey are you okay?" I opened the door slowly.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK! GET OUT!" She threw some object at me, not sure what it was but I didn't care. Whoa! Who crawled up her butt and ticked her off? I walked downstairs and decided to just go for a run. Quickly phasing I realized that Jake also was out and about.

"Ah, so Bella is all piss now huh?

"Yeah, it's weird. I mean I know she is pregnant, and I know that throwing up is not the most pleasant thing in the world but come on why does she have to take it all out on me?

"Probably because you are the one that knocked her up in the first place!" Ah of course Jake would be the one to say something like that! We suddenly heard Sam's thoughts.

"Ha Ha it's the pregnant women against the two wolves. Did Emily throw anything at you Sam?

"Ha Ha Jake, just you wait. When this happens to you Paul and I will give you so much crap it's not even funny! Speaking of, Paul is Bella super angry this morning as well?

"Yeah! I don't get it! I went to go make sure she was okay and then she just told me to get out!"

"Yeah, Emily just threw me out. She said 'if you think this is so funny, just wait and see how funny it is when you are sleeping outside like the dog that you are!' So I just decided to play it safe and cool of and go for a run. She can't stay mad at me forever, right?

"I don't know about you but I just want to run, I will talk to two fools later."

BPV

ARGH! Stupid morning sickness. Stupid Paul for coming in here! I didn't want Paul seeing me like this, puke is so not sexy! I quickly washed my mouth out and went back to the room to find that Paul was not there. Hm, maybe he went downstairs to get me some water. I went downstairs and found that he wasn't there either. I called Emily.

"Hello?" Dang, she sounded just as sad and miserable as I felt.

"Hey, Em. Is Paul over there?"

"No, I was just going to call you and see if Sam is over there. Where could those two be? Argh I feel like crap and my hormones are making me really cranky!

"Yeah, me to! I just got done puking my brains out! Come over, I don't want to fall asleep by myself. Please!"

"Yeah, sure I'll be over in a few minutes!"

She hung up and I quickly went to clean the bathroom up a little. A knock on the door indicated that Emily was here. I yelled down for her to come in.

"I really am sick and tired of this morning sickness. I haven't been able to sleep through the night without getting up and getting sick!"

"Me either! Let's go back to sleep! Maybe our men will get some sense in there stupid heads and come home soon! I really wonder where they could be."

"Less talking, and more sleeping Bella!" We quickly got into bed and fell fast asleep.

PPV

Sam and I had phased back, and we were headed to his house.

"Em, Emily? Where could she be?"

"She might be over at my house, let's go quick look before you jump to any conclusions. He nodded and we quickly made our way to mine and Bella's house.

"Bells, Bella! Are you home?" I went to check upstairs. I saw Bella and Emily sleeping in our bed. I went downstairs. "They are both sleeping upstairs."

"Well, at least SOMEONE can calm Em down! Also good thing she is asleep."

"You mean WAS asleep!" We both jumped up. There was Bella and Emily standing there hands on there hips. "You were loud enough to wake the dead! And where did you go this morning? I came out of the bathroom and you were gone! What gives?" Wait, she told me to leave!

"Bells, I was only doing what you told me to do. You told me to get out!"

"I just meant out of the bathroom! Puke isn't something I want you to see me do!"

"What is your deal! Why are you both so uptight and cranky?" After I said that I immediately regretted it! The look on their faces was not something I ever wanted to see again!

"WE ARE BOTH PREGNANT YOU DICK!" I looked at Sam and he looked equally scared. "Our hormones are so outta whack that it is literally messing with us! I can't believe that you could be so mean Paul! At least Sam over there isn't.

"Oh, no you weren't at our house this morning. He told me that I should just calm down and that puking wasn't that bad. Then, HE LAUGHED AT ME!" Crap, how am I, I mean how are Sam and I going to fix this? I just looked at Bella and she was on the verge of tears.

"Baby, I am really sorry. I didn't understand that your hormones would be this outta whack. I really didn't mean to upset you."

"Yeah, Em me to. I didn't mean to sound heartless and laugh at your expense. It was out of line and uncalled for." Mine apology must have been good because Bella came toward me. I felt her hand slap my face. OUCH!

"If you ever leave like that again, I will have Jake hurt you so bad it will take you all day to heal! GOT IT!" I nodded and hugged her quickly. I knew she was good on her word.

"And that goes for you as well Sam! Do it again, and I will have Jake do the same thing, only it will take you two days to heal!" She looked at Bella and said her goodbyes and pulled Sam outside by the ear.

"Babe, I really am sorry. Go upstairs and I will make some toast for you to eat. Okay?" She nodded and headed for the stairs. I pulled her back and kissed her like I hadn't seen her in years. "I love you. Don't ever forget that!"

Ah, aren't hormones just the greatest thing? Well you know what to do. Review or I will sick pregnant Bella on you! Ha Ha