A/N I downloaded the book Perks of Being A Wallflower. It's one hundred forty pages for ten bucks on Nook... I suggest go getting a paper book. :/
Anyway, I got it cause Rocky is in it, the plot seems good, Rocky is in it, and I want to watch the movie. Let me tell you guys, the most fun you can ever have is reading a book, watching the movie based on the book, and laughing about all the things they messed up. That's what got me through Twilight with my mum. I'm a bit of a hipster, I read it before the bridge-butt-fucking went on, and before "emo" little fangirls started liking it.
Saying you're emo because you like Twilight is like my friend, let's call her Janet, saying that she was such a geek. Because she played twenty minutes of Minecraft, and talked to me on the phone while watching Labyrinth. DON'T BE A JANET.
Oh, and, turns out, the song Heroes by David Bowie is in it. "I... I wish you could swim... Like dolphins... Like dolphins can swim."
"Tinka." Gunther laughed. "Tinka." He hit her softly with a pillow.
"What?" He laughed.
"We have to fly out today." Tinka groaned. The last thing she wanted to do was be on a plane with four eleven month-olds, but she had to. Cece wouldn't let them wait for it to come out on DVD.
Tinka showered quickly, fed the babies, bathed them, dressed them, and got them ready for travel. "Gunther? Are you ready?" She walked into their bedroom, and he was finishing packing.
"Yep." He kissed her, and her heart fluttered.
"Do we have to go?" He laughed.
"Yes." He rubbed his nose on hers. "I thought you liked this movie."
"I do. I just don't like traveling to London with the kids." Gunther laughed again.
"It'll be fine." Tinka nodded, not so hopefully, and got two baby carriers. Gunther grabbed the other two, and the rest of the bags Tinka couldn't get. They each cut down on clothes so they would have less luggage, but it was still a pain in the ass.
"I'm going to kill them." Gunther laughed as he carried all four babies carrier several bags, while Tinka had Jareth and Laura in her arms, with their carry-on bags on both shoulders. They knocked on Cece's door.
"Come in, it's open!" They walked in, and looked around.
"Nice." Cece hugged Tinka, and scooped up Nell out of her basket.
"How's my favorite little niece " She tickled her stomach. "Good? Good!" She buried her face in Nell's stomach, and Nell giggled. "You looking forward to Labyrinth?" She giggled. "I am too!" Cece laughed.
"Okay you guys, let's go eat!" Tinka carried the babies to Cece's bathroom.
Cece grinned at Gunther, walking to the kitchen. "So, how are you?" She offered a chip.
"Good. You've really classed up, haven't you?" Cece giggled.
"I got a new lady." Gunther raised his eyebrows.
"Really? What's her name?" Cece laughed, in her own little world.
"Jovi." Gunther raised his eyebrows even higher.
"As in Bon-" Cece glared at him.
"No, not as in Bon Jovi! Jovi as in... Jovi." Cece laughed. "She's sweet, and cute, she's an actress and singer, and Australian."
"I've never heard of her." She giggled.
"That's cause she uses a stage name." She grinned. "Victoria Loy." Gunther nodded his head.
"I may of heard of her... What has she been in?" Cece shrugged.
"A few movies. She mostly sings. 'A Feast of Modern Blood' is her best song. Heavy rock. About how modern society has changed, and she doesn't like it. How she wants to drink the blood of modern times." Gunther raised his eyebrows.
"She's... Unique." Cece laughed so hard she snorted.
"She really is." She looked at the clock, and gasped. "TINKA!" She ran to the bathroom. "SQUEEZE AS MUCH MILK OUT AS YOU CAN, IT'S TIME TO GO!" Cece banged on the door, and then ran into her bedroom. She got out a dress bag and shoes, and beat on the door again.
"HOLD ON!" Gunther laughed as he heard Tinka's voice. Cece ran to the small closet with the ironing board, and pulled out another bag and shoes.
"WELL HURRY UP!" Cece hit the door. She walked over to Gunther. "Okay, so, we're going over to Aaron's apartment before the premier. Get everything ready. And get a special... Surprise." Cece walked closer to Gunther. "Let's just say Tinka will be very, very happy when she leaves..." Gunther stared blankly at her. She got to his ear. "David Fucking Bowie idiot!"
"Oh." Cece laughed, and walked back over to her computer. She turned the webcam on. "Hey you Youtubers... We're about to go to the premier... Well, we're going to Aaron's apartment getting ready, getting smexy," Gunther laughed in the background. "Oh. Ohh..." She turned the computer. "Can you see him? I can't... Damn. Come over here!" He sighed, and walked over to the computer. "This is Gunther. He and his twin sister are watching the premier because we're all such good friends. Right now, Tinka, his twin sister, is in the bathroom, feeding her quadruplet eleven month olds. Okay, so I'm going to edit this with vids from the party, and maybe even some outside the theatre." She put her hand to the camera, and clicked it off.
Tinka walked out with the babies. "So when are we going?" Cece looked at the clock.
"In about twenty minutes when the sitter arrives." Tinka's eyes went dead.
"Sitter? As in baby sitter? AS IN PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW TOUCHING THEM? Oh, no." Her no turned into a laugh. "I'm waiting for the DVD honey." Cece coaxed her into getting up from her chair, but couldn't. Finally, Cece let the sitter in, grabbed the makeup, jewelry bags, and shoes, and Gunther picked her up and carried her out the door. "I'm not enjoying this." They walked up the stairs, because the lift was being repaired that day.
"You've gotten heavy." Cece laughed as Tinka hit his back. "Ow! I was going to say you look lovely, but, of course, no." Tinka giggled.
"Oh, Rocky and Japanese chick are on their way here." Tinka glared.
"Kyoko." Cece nodded.
"Oh, here it is!" She ran up to the door, and buzzed. "AAAAAAAA-R-OOOOOOO-N!" She let go.
"It's open Cece." She laughed, and they came in.
"Where's the party?" She looked at the sad crowd.
"Getting dressed, like you were supposed to." Gunther let Tinka down, and they glared at her. Aaron shook both of their hands. "Aaron Rhodes. Nice to meet you two."
"Gunther Hessenheffer, and this is my sister, Tinka Hessenheffer." He nodded towards them.
"You can get dressed in that room, girls get the washroom." They nodded, and Cece took everything in. Tinka had a jeweled knee length dress, which was cut into scallops at the breast, bundled right under.
"You got me this dress because it's like the one that Nell wore?" Cece grinned and nodded. "Thanks." Tinka tucked her breasts so they wouldn't absolutely fall out, and did her hair up in a bow-less bun. She slipped into the matching heels, and slipped in the jewel earrings. "Now..."
She helped Cece into her perfect, light pink, dress, that dragged on the floor. There was ruffles up to the hip on the right side, starting tiny at the hip, and finally spilling onto the ground. Tinka helped her put on similar colored shoes, and earrings. She spun her hair up into a messy bun, careful to let ringlets fall around her face. Her hair was perfect, so Tinka sprayed as much hairspray as she could before you could notice. Cece turned around, and let Tinka spray the hairspray on the back of her dress. They packed up, and headed back out into the main room. Rocky and Kyoko were there, fully dressed.
"Cece!" Rocky hugged her. "You look awesome!" Kyoko bowed to her, then shook her hand.
"You look very nice, Jones-san." Cece tilted her head. Tinka pressed her heel into Cece's foot.
"Oh! Yeah, you can call me Cece." Kyoko nodded.
Everyone talked, and talked, until the final guest arrived. "Cece!" She ran over to Aaron, and peeped out of the peep hole. She squealed.
"So, why are we all here?" The room was silent. "I can't hear you!"
"Labyrinth!" The voices chorused around the room, until Cece cut them off.
"That's right! Who remembers the original Labyrinth from the eighties? You?" Aaron nodded. "I don't know who else does, but everyone remembers the first time you saw this man in tight pants!" Cece flung open the door, to a very amused David Bowie.
Gunther grinned and held up his sister, so she wouldn't fall on her face. They let him into the apartment. "Cece! You look fabulous!" He kissed her cheeks. "And Aaron!" He shook his hand. "Look at him!" David laughed. "You're the Goblin King! Get less stiff!" He laughed again.
"So, you play my dad, right?" David nodded.
"Yeah. maybe your mother had red hair, because... You're not mine." he laughed, and looked at the crowd. "That one could of been mine." He pointed to Tinka, grinning. The crowd had started to thin out, after all, everyone had met him, except for the guests. Tinka stuttered. "She's your guest, isn't she Cece?"
"Yep." She shoved Tinka forward. "Tinka, David. David, Tinka."
"Tinka, love?" He looked at her. "Are you okay?" Cece and Gunther laughed. "I'm a normal person. All that's different is a few more people know me." Tinka glanced into his un-even eyes.
"He- Hello." Cece and Gunther burst out laughing, while Bowie got an amused look on his face.
Gunther stepped up, and shook his hand. "Hello, Mr. Bowie. I'm afraid my sister here is a... Rather... Obsessive person. I am the proud uncle to three girls, and the only boy, 'Jareth David.' " Tinka blushed, and Cece laughed.
"It was her idea..." Tinka pointed at Cece.
"Yes, but you're the one who was video chatting with me while you and Rocky were watching Labyrinth." Tinka hit Gunther's side.
Cece ran to get something out of her makeup box. "David?" He turned around to Cece, who was holding a pen. "I'm not sure she can speak to you." He laughed.
"This one time." Tinka nodded, and grinned as he gave her a signed photo of him as Ziggy Stardust.
"Okay you guys!" They all gathered in as Aaron set up the timer on his camera, and then ran into the picture.
"Cheese!" They all laughed, and as pictures were done, went to the movie.
"Uh..." Cece looked at Tinka. "I don't want to look short... Could you crouch down a little, TInka?"
"Sure?" She crouched down, looking shorter than Cece, and walked in. They sat beside each other, and were both glued to the screen. "You know, you think you would be less interested, after all, you know, that's you." Cece giggled.
"Oh! Here!" Cece whispered harshly at Tinka. "I tripped." Tinka watched the screen, and a stumble that could of been a side effect of the peach appeared. The dream started, and Cece came out in a beautiful white, fluffy dress. Tinka smiled at her.
Sarah looked through the ballroom, until she found Jareth. They danced, and Cece finally broke free.
"Always heart-breaking." Cece nodded. "Poor Jare. I hope mine won't get his heart broken." Tinka giggled.
Tinka watched through the rest of the movie, and it honestly wasn't as horrible as she expected. "So!" Cece jumped. "How'd you guys like it?" They shrugged.
"It was good." Cece cheered.
"Yes! I might not get bombed!" They laughed. "You know, like, reviews." Cece giggled. She filmed herself in the lobby, it was after dark. "So uh, hey you guys!" She laughed. "Right now we're heading into the bathroom to change into... Normal clothes, and wander around a little." Cece ducked into the bathroom with Tinka, Rocky, and Kyoko. She clicked the camera off, helped everyone get dressed again, and turned it back on. "We're back!" She laughed. "Okay, going around, say who you are and how you know me."
"I'm Tinka... I danced with her on the show." She waved into Cece's phone.
"I'm Rocky. I used to date Cece until she slept with her roomate. But we're all cool now." Rocky nodded.
"I'm Kyoko... I'm Rocky's new girlfriend..." She looked up at Rocky, not knowing what to do.
"Such a happy bunch." Cece giggled, and filmed themselves in the mirror. "Smile!" They posed, and a girl walked in. They filmed her silently until she went into the bathroom. "So. Chick. What movie did you come from?"
"Labyrinth, like everyone else. Hello Cece." Cece fist pumped.
"I'm easy to recognized?" She snorted.
"No. Anything but. No, I enjoy Rocky Horror, and I followed your cheating scandal. I'm on Rocky's side." Rocky laughed.
"Okay. Nice to meet you..." Cece huffed, got the things, and walked out. "It wasn't a scandal."
"Yes it was." She turned around and glared at Rocky, who shrugged. Cece turned the camera off. Rocky shook her head, laughing.
At the after party in the hotel bar, which wasn't that lively, much to Cece's dismay, the girls had started getting drunk. "You know." They turned to Tinka. "This is so nice. He never lets me drink." She giggled.
"Well, here's to you, Tinks. Congratulations for... Squeezing four little demons out of a little tiny whole." Rocky laughed, as Cece raised her glass.
Kyoko was the only one who didn't drink, she had found her rightful place at the blackjack table, where she was earning back her title of "Black Jack Queen."
"Hit me." Once again, she had a perfect twenty-one. "Sorry boys..." She giggled. "I guess I'm on a role tonight, huh?" She winked at one of the guys watching her.
Kyoko grinned as she got an almost perfect score. With this kind of money coming in, she could almost pay for the room Cece got Rocky and Kyoko. It was pretty nice, after all.