Me: Hey look, I actually updated this! Isn't that a surprise?
Everyone:...
Me:...uh...guys?
Flowey: You're a disappointment.
Me: *sulks in corner*
Asriel: Bad Flowey! Bad! *Sprays with water*
Flowey: *hisssssss* Fools! You're stupid water is only making me stronger! Muahahahahaha!
Chara: Well in that case, let's try something else.
*Flowey screams as he's being thrown out the window*
Sans: much better, kiddo.
Chara: Be prepared for unimaginable horror and terror beyond your sense of comprehension!
Frisk: Friendly warning...close to nothing about this is very scary. Things are going to be much more comedic than scary.
Chara: ...thanks for ruining my fun, Frisk.
Asriel and Frisk: *Hugs Rosy Cheeked Adorable Tsun Child* You wuv us~ :3
Chara: *Blush* ...Start the chapter, dammit.
Chapter Start!
Halloween.
Frisk has told quite a few monsters about this, which quickly spreads word across almost all the Underground. How some humans would dress up as various creatures, going around as other humans would kindly, or not so kindly, give away candy. Not every human celebrates the holiday due to religions or personal preference, but the monsters don't really see any harm participating themselves. And since monsters can't really leave yet, but they're so good-natured, of course that they're much more comfortable with greeting each other and handing out candy to one another. And simply having fun in general.
The main monsters are especially insistent on having fun with this. Because when Sans caught wind of one of the favorable things do do on Christmas, he was more than happy to participate: Pranks. Needless to say, Metaton's watching his back at all times and keeping an eye out for the skeleton, because he KNOWS that he's a primary target. It's because it's so easy for him. Luckily Sans doesn't seem to be making a move to do such a thing...currently.
But for now...
"I'm not doing this."
"Don't be such a downer, Chara! Frisk is in costume, too!"
"But unlike him, I'm supposed to be the cool one."
"The coolness factor matters not here, for we're already super cool."
"See, Frisk agrees!"
"That's because Frisk is on your side!"
"Charaaaaa~"
"...I hate both of you."
"No you don't~"
With much persuasion on Asriel and Frisk's part, Chara finally allowed himself to be seen by the other Dreemurrs in the living room, as well as Sans. Sans could only snicker as he brought his phone up and snapped a picture. Chara, in a little red devil costume with pointy ears and tail. A long time ago, this would be legitimately terrifying. But now, because he's more mellowed out and is currently so smol...all he can look like right now is cute.
Chara glared at the nonchalant Sans. "You think this is funny, don't you?"
"nope. i think it's hilarious."
"Ooooooooooh!~"
Chara's eyes widened. Mother smother inbound! Abort mission! Abort-
Toriel picks up Chara by the sides and gets a better look at him. "Oh my, look at my previous wittle baby! He's such a cutie-pie! Yes he is~"
"Gah! Mom! You're missing the point of the costume! I'm supposed to be evil, not cute!"
"My evil adorable wittle baby~" Toriel said playfully while cradling him in her arms and planting smooches on his cheeks. He was not amused. His blush darkened in embarrassment.
"Moooooooooom!" Leave it to Toriel to turn Chara into an embarrassed childish mess in a matter of mere seconds. She's really good at that.
Seeing he's had enough, Toriel sets him down. She then takes a look at Frisk, who was suspiciously dressed up like Flowey. And Flowey, was suspiciously dressed up like a Mini-Frisk from a mishap that accidentally shrunk his clothes. She blinked in confusion.
"We're trash." They both said simultaneously.
Toriel found this ridiculous enough to be worthy of a facepalm. "Children...please."
"Not too sure about Frisk being a flower...though if that's what he wants to be..." Asriel mumbled nervously, giving a small impression that he wasn't perfectly okay with this after all. He didn't let it show on his face, but the discomfort was definitely there.
"alrighty." Sans got up and stretched a bit. "we'd best get a move on. don't wanna keep he others waiting. mettaton throwing parties just for the heck of it...gotta say that isn't a bad idea. plus he has our costumes at the ready, there."
"Though too much partying can indeed be a tiring thing." Toriel wanted gently as she scooped Frisk and Asriel into her arms, while Chara clutched onto the side of her dress. "So are we teleporting or walking?"
"eh. don't feel like usin' much magic today. let's just hoof it to the place." Sans shrugged as they went out the front door and into the open. "nothing against passin' the time though, right?"
"Apparently the humans find great amusement in telling tales about numerous creatures, curses, supernatural beings, and many other things pertaining to this holiday." Asgore mentioned. "Though they tend to get...disturbingly dark at times, a couple managed to make horror rather humorous. Perhaps not scary at all."
"so what, ya wanna just tell a tale of something that supposed to be scary but twist it into something that can cause a laugh?...i'm in." Sans grinned as he shifted his hood over his head. "tori, why don't you take a crack at it?"
"You're asking Mom to tell the story? This should be interesting." Chara said casually.
Toriel looked upwards, thinking of a story to tell. "Well...I might have something. A story about a kind, beautiful witch who lives in a rather large and spacey mansion with her tight-knit family. She decides to adopt two human children who ran away from their less than ordeal orphanage..."
{Toriel The Motherly Witch}
"Don't you think we've gone far enough, Chara?" Frisk said curiously, holding Chara's hand as the latter lead him down the darkness of the streets. Nighttime has fallen, which was about the only time Chara was willing to do this without putting excessive, immediate danger to Frisk.
"We can never be far enough, Frisk. Besides, turning back now would ruin the point of running away, wouldn't it?" Chara said with rolled eyes. "We needed to get away from there. Those neighborhood kids were definitely gonna cause some trouble for us if we didn't leave. If we stayed, I would have beaten them down until their noses break. They have places for kids like me Frisk. And they wouod have taken me away from you. I couldn't allow that."
"But...are you really sure about this?" Frisk asked, a bit concerned.
"Look, we might not have to have a destination in mind, but we couldn't stay there. Just trust me, Frisk." Chara said sternly while looking back towards him. "You know I'd never let anything happen to you, right?"
Frisk nodded softly. "I...I know..."
"Good. Believe me when I say that we'll be fine, so long as we stick toge-oof!" Chara grunted a bit as he bumped into something, due to him not paying attention to where he was going. He turned around to see what it was. Or...who it is.
The person turned around and looked down at the two children. They were surprised to see white fur on her face and a cute pair of fangs. Come to think of it, when they looked down at her feet, they were furry fuzzy too. She wore a long sleeved dark blue trench coat that reached down to her ankles, four black buttons and a couple straps around her waist, and a sligthy sagged pointed hat on her head that lightly covered a portion of her floppy ears. Her physique relates to that of a slight heavyweight, yet somehow that made her look even more adorable. She blinked at them with her light crimson eyes, which should have been fiery and fierce, instead they had a certain amount of warmth to them.
"Oh my. Be more attentive of where you are walking, small ones. You bumped into my backside."
"...Huh. It felt like a soft cushion." Chara tilted his head.
Frisk looked up towards the person herself. He managed a small smile. "...You're very beautiful."
"Frisk, can you just not with the flirting?"
The woman blinked again as she began blushing brightly. "O-Oh my...you're quite a strange child. Calling someone you just met beautiful?" She looked around them from left to right, before staring down at them. "Where are your parents? Or guardians?"
"Have no parents. Guardians aren't very supportive." Chara said bluntly. "We ran away from them, and I seriously doubt that they'll miss us. Good riddance..."
"Oh dear. That simply won't do at all. You two can't be out here alone at this time of night. It isn't safe." She shook her head, before offering a paw to the both of them. "If you don't have a destination in mind, would you like to come with me?"
Frisk looked at the woman in front of him. He nodded quietly and reached out to take her paw. Chara quickly pulled him away. "Frisk, don't just take her hand! We don't know who she is or what she really wants!"
"...She's not going to hurt us, Chara. She wants to help." Frisk turned towards Chara with a reassuring nod. "Besides, we'll have much better luck with someone like her than just being on our own."
"...Tch." Chara relented. Frisk was usually a good judge of character, but was still very nice to others regardless of whether he gets it right or very rarely gets it wrong. The latter case is the reason why Chara looks after him in the first place. With Chara no longer holding him back, Frisk eagerly holds Toriel's paw. A bit eager herself, she holds Frisk by his sides and picks him up fully, cradling him in her arms. Even Chara had to break is immaturity a little so he could gape in awe when Toriel effortlessly picks Frisk up. Either Frisk was lighter than he looked, or she was really strong.
"You're quite an adorable child, and you have such a peaceful expression on your face. It must be a sign of your true nature." Toriel smiled. She kept him cradled in one arm while she turned to Chara. "If you don't wish for me to carry you, you can simply hold my paw. My home isn't at all far from here."
"Hmph. I'm not a baby. I can walk without handholding." Chara buffed. Instead of feeling insulted, Toriel simply giggled. It confused him a hit.
"You like to take on an appearance of strength. Say no more, simply follow me." Toriel nodded as she turned around and tended to cuddling Frisk in her arms. Chara folded his arms and followed her. Didn't make sense to him that this strange woman was being so nice to the both of them. Though she's definitely not human, she looked too furry and fuzzy to be a costume. That actually helps a little, in his mind. "I have a child of my own waiting for me at home. I'm sure he'll be happy to see that he has visitors."
"Do you not get visitors often?" Frisk asked curiously.
"Not really...we prefer to keep ourselves hidden in plain sight. Most humans don't know who were are or what we are. All they need to know, even if they did find out, is that we aren't their enemy. Understandably, that would be difficult to explain." Toriel told the both of them. She suddenly stopped and looked up towards a hill. "We're here."
Chara looked up with her, then frowned a bit. Besides a rather sinister looking gate, there didn't seem to be anything here. "I don't see anything."
Toriel gasped. "Oh! Silly me! Usual the few humans that do know of our existence have our clearance already. The humans get magical clearance from either me, or my husband Asgore."
"How do we get clearance from you?" Frisk tiled his head. Toriel smiled as she held Frisk in front of her and planted a kiss to his forehead. Frisk turned to the hill again to see a large black mansion with a strong magical presence surrounding it. He was taken aback. "Wow. They really do hide in plain sight, don't they?"
Chara squinted his eyes, unable to see anything himself. "I don't see anything, how-" He was caught off-guard as Toriel bends down and kisses him on his forehead as well. He blinked twice, and was shocked to see the mansion for himself, as well as sensing the presence of powerful magic acting as a cloak. No one ever comes around here...and now he knew why. Whoever lives here won't be found unless they themselves allowed it.
"There, now you can see the mansion yourself. Come along now." Toriel said as she offered her paw to Chara again, while holding Frisk in her other arm. Chara hesitated a little bit, but accepted the paw, holding it nervously. She beamed at the gesture, then made her way through the gates, which opened for her without a word. "The mansion itself recognizes me as the authority figure of the whole property, so it does things for me automatically." Toriel explained as she slowly approached the porch and opened the door.
Cue the smol fluffball.
"Mommy's home!" A smaller goat beamed as he runs at Toriel with his arms open. Toriel briefly sets Frisk to the sides as her focus tends to her birth child. She catches him in time and holds him up to her eye level.
"Hello, my child!" Toriel smiled cheerfully as she kissed the smaller goats cheeks and nose, and pulled him into a soft hug. Asriel nuzzles his head in her bosom while returning the hug as best as he could. "Is your father home?"
"Right here, honey!" A much larger goat appeared from what seemed to be the kitchen, wearing a pink apron with yellow flowers, a pink scarf with yellow flowers, and pink mittens with yellow flowers, which were busy holding a hot pot of tea. The apron also had the word 'Howdy!' wriften clearly and very easy to read. Chara was baffled at the amount of pink and flowers that this man was wearing on him. He sets the pot down and begins putting away his kitchen wear, but he kept the scarf on.
Toriel smiled as she sets Asriel down. "There's my FluffyBuns~"
"And there's my Tori~" Asgore smiled widely. The two approached each other eagerly and wrapped each other in a warm hug. They then shared a couple nose nuzzles with constant giggling between the two of them, followed by a multitude of kisses on their muzzles.
"Ew...Mommy! Daddy!" Asriel stuck out his tongue while covering his eyes with his fluffy ears.
"They're so cute~" Frisk noted with a very cheerful smile.
Chara was about as amused as Asriel. "...I think I'm gonna be sick."
Asgore released Toriel from his hug as he then turned towards the human children. "And where did you find these two human children?"
"My brother Chara and I were walking down the street on our own, but he wasn't looking where he was going, so he accidentally bumped against the side of her bum." Frisk said casually.
"...Frisk. That isn't something you should say with a straight face." Chara deadpanned.
"But it's the truth." Frisk said as he turned to Chara with his head tilted, seemingly not understanding what he meant. The rose cheeked child facepalmed.
"Oh! Well that can be a rather strange way to first meet someone. Soft like a cushion." Asgore grinned.
Toriel blushed and sheepishly slapped his chin. "Not in front of the children!"
Asriel turned away from his flustered parents so he could further gauge Frisk and Chara. "So you two were out in the middle of the night, all by yourselves? That doesn't seem very safe."
"Yeah, well I didn't want Frisk staying at that orphanage anymore. No one is adopting either of us, and we aren't treated very well there. So we ran away without anyone noticing." Chara huffed. "And even if they didn't they'd most likely not care. We're not that important to them."
"Well, that's not very friendly treatment at all! Though it was dangerous for the two of you to simply run away like that." Asgore said, concerned.
"We were going to take our chances. We didn't think anyone would actually be on our side or anything. This kind lady just scooped us up from the streets and took us here without hesitation on her part."
"That's because like our caretakers, she's concerned for our safety. And so far she seems like a really nice person, Chara. And so is her family. They're all so fluffy and full of concern for us. I trust them." Frisk said while holding Toriel's paw. "Let's be honest Chara. I don't think we would have lasted very long, not completely on our own. We're pretty lucky that she picked us up when she did."
Chara thought over this for a little bit. This was still sounding very strange for him, and it was strange for him to accept. But it was still much better than going back. He didn't want either of them going back there. If this would provide a better life for Frisk, then he'll have to take it as well. With a brace face-he didn't know that it made him cuter to Toriel-he nodded strongly.
"With Frisk's reasoning, it seems we have made a decision. Can we stay here with you?"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Toriel couldn't help but squeal at the offer she didn't fullt expect, but was more than happy to take him up on it. She cleared her throat and regained her composure. "Ahem...of course you two may live with us. Like you said, it's better than the life you were previously living, if you're being truthful." She smiled. "Well, we can't be having a bad first impression. Let's fix this place up for our newest members of the family." She clapped her paws twice.
Chara's eyes widened in surprise while Frisk's mouth parted with wonder as Toriel spread her arms out, her dark trench coat and hat were removing taking off in their own while surrounded in a pink glow, leaving her in a lighter blue robe with long sleeves. Then the broom and dust pan in the corner were also surrounded in a pink glow, and began sweeping up the floors on their own. A couple of the books she had in her bookshelf were rearranging themselves in alphabetical order. A pink gold also surrounded the reading glasses placed next to the bookshelf and made their way to her. She casually grabs them and puts them on.
Asriel realized that Chara and Frisk were shocked at the display. "Oh, I guess we didn't really tell you this fairly. Not only is Mom a monster...she's also a witch."
"...A Monster Witch?" Frisk sounded pretty surprised by the concept of such a strange combination.
"...A monster and a witch in one package. Sounds pretty cool." Chara said after the shock diminished to a level he can clearly think.
"Yes well, not a lot of humans would think so, hence why I usually cover up when I go outside and travel through more public places." Toriel sighed. "Hopefully the world will be comfortable enough to allow monsters to walk amongst humans again, without so many looks of caution."
Asgore shook his head sadly. "Alas, thst won't be for a long time, I'm afraid. It's a golly darn shame. We really want Asriel to grow up into a world where monsters are acceted just as much as humans." He said while gently petting the top of Asriel's head.
"For real? Well that's just too bad. I really like you guys already. But humans have been leaving a bad taste in my mouth lately. Frisk is the only one I can fully trust. Everyone else lost that from me." Chara said strongly.
Toriel was surprised at Chara's declaration. It was like he was ashamed of being a human. She didn't know what could have brought him to such a state. She knew humans weren't always nice, but she wondered what could have been bad enough for him to have that sort of mindset. It was perfectly clear he wanted to leave his old life behind, and it was very hard.
Well, that certainly won't do. She'll have to do something about this, make them both comfortable with living with them. She was sure she had a spell for this sort of thing...
Aha! I got it! It's simple, but it should make Chara a smidge more comfortable to be one of us.
Toriel clasped her paws. "Well, it would seem that the two of you have been through quite an ordeal. Whatever you encountered in your orphanage, paired with running away, you must be exhausted."
Frisk tilted his head slightly. "I don't feel very sleepy."
"Me neither." Chara folded his arms.
Toriel smiled as she gently waved a paw over both of their heads, and whispered: 'Sleep'. Frisk and Chara suddenly grew drowsy, until the fell forward, only to be caught by Asriel as quickly as he could. He looked at her in surprise. "Momma, why would you do that?"
"Just thought they would need a nap, Asriel. They've been through a lot. They should rest." She smiled reassuringly at him. "In the meantime, me and your father will be working on something rather important. Take them up to your room for the time being."
Asriel was a bit confused by her intentions, but he nodded as he held Frisk and Chara over his shoulders. For such a young and small child, he was stronger than he looked.
Asgore looked towards Toriel with a look of concern. "Tori. Are you sure that you want to do this? Chara looks like a pretty complicated case. Of course I want to help him...but is this the way?"
"It's worth an attempt, Asgore. Besides, if it doesn't work out the way I'm thinking it will, the effects are reversible." Toriel nodded.
"Hmmm...alright. I trust you." Asgore smiled as he pulled her into a hug. Toriel was reassured by his strong arms being wrapped around her, and she hugged him back. This was a tricky decision she was making, doing something without them even knowing about it. She'll at the very least make it as painless as possible. She'll have to get to work as soon as possible.
She suddenly gasped, and blushed dark red as she pulled away from Asgore, covering her backside. "A-Asgore Dreemurr!"
"Like a soft cushion~" Asgore smirked as he sipped his now cooled tea, and walked out of the kitchen. Toriel glared at him, her paws on her hips. The nerve of that man. One moment he's acting completely cool with most things she does. And the next thing she new, he does something bold that catches her off-guard and renders her a blushing mess. She couldn't predict when he'd do it, just that she knew that he would. Those brief moments of boldness that showed that Asgore wasn't always completely submissive, it made Toriel smirk mischievously with witch-like grace. Like now, as she was rubbing her backside which was unexpectedly pinched.
I am most certain that I love that goofy, tea-making, flower-planting, pink-wearing fuzzball of a man.
"Alright. It's time I got to work. Hehehe. Hehehehe. EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *cough* *ahem*." She fell into a complete witches cackle, until she coughed and cleared her throat. "Oh my. I should really do something about that laugh..."
(The Next Day)
"Chara...do you remember falling asleep at all?" Frisk asked as he headed down the stairs.
"We must have been more tired than we thought. We straight up passed out. Wasn't expecting that." Chara shrugged as they reached the kitchen. Toriel had set down lies for all five of them. Asriel was already eating some of his pie. He and Asgore did their best to remain oblivious by what would happen next.
"Hello, children. I have some morning pie especially for you. To welcome you formally into our family."
"Can't be a Dreemurr without eating Mom's Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie. *Nyom*" Asriel mumbled as he bites into more of his slice of pie.
"Butterscotch Cinnamon, eh? Well, it's not chocolate...but it'll do." Chara shrugged as he sits next to Asriel, and Frisk to Toriel They each took a bite out of their slices of pies. Soon enough, they were completely enraptured with the pies, and began devouring them immediately. Toriel, Asriel, and Asgore looked on innocently as they ate their pies. They failed to notice the swirling oink magic flowing around them, as well as the pmbits of pink emitting off said pies.
By the time they finished, what's done was done.
"I don't know what happened. I was just...really invested into this pie. We must have been seriously hungry." Chara noted.
Frisk noticed something different. He slowly raised his hand...paw. He raised a paw. Frisk felt his head. He still had his hair, but now he was completely covered in fur, and even had floppy ears and a small tail. He quickly looked across to Chara, his floppy ears accidentally hitting him in his face painlessly. Chara was turned too. They've both been changed into monsters.
Chara's mind caught up with current events, as his eyes widened and he jumped in shock. "W-W-What?! We've been turned into monsters! How did this even happen?!"
"I've added a special magic to my pies. Looked into one of my books on transformation via food. I figured, how else to integrate you into our family than making you a fellow monster?" Toriel smiled. Asgore did as well, and Asriel too. They were both in on this, and agreed to it.
Chara was caught off guard. He didn't panic, he wasn't angry. He was just surprised. He then turned towards Frisk, he was concerned about him, first. "Frisk...are you alright with this?"
Frisk wondered about this. He rubbed his floppy ears, softly wagged his fluffy tail, felt the fur on his face. And despite all of this, his expression was still mostly peaceful. He nodded. "I'm ten times more adorable now. And I'm more fun to cuddle."
"Then it's settled. We're monsters, now. Time to embrace it with pride and dignity!" Chara smirked. It was a crazy new start, but a welcome one. No longer humans, but monsters of a kind family. He was willing to make this start out as strongly as he possibly could.
"Oh, I almost forgot." Toriel picked up Chara by the sides, confusing him a bit. She then placed him over her shoulder and gently patted his back.
"What are you do-" Chara stopped and burped the leftover pink magic in his belly. He blushed deeply as he slowly covered his mouth with his own fluffy ears.
Welp. Dignity was no longer an issue.
"Have to get the leftover pink magic out of your system. Don't need it building up and making you sick." Toriel explained as she then placed Frisk over her shoulder and patted his back. She was contented as he burped pink magic, a bit more silent than Chara's.
Asriel lifted his arms up. "My turn~"
"Hmhm~My child, you didn't transform."
"I know...but it feels nice done by you." Asriel admitted. Toriel smiled as she picked him up, placed him over her shoulder and patted his back. His burp was the loudest of the three. Instead of pink magic, it was stars. A representation of some of his nature. He giggled while covering his mouth. "'Scuse me~"
Asgore stood up as he had the five of them gather around and embrace one anothe in a family hug. "This is so nice. We have two more additions to our family, now monsters. It's a rapid change...but a welcome one."
"Yes indeed." Toriel smiled. Frisk and Chara nodded to one another and hugfed one another, Asriel right in the middle. They were one big monster family now.
Toriel giggled and winked her left eye, which was filled with mischievous flames. A witch she is. But she's a mother, first.
{Tale Ended}
"You turn us into monsters?!" Chara said in surprise.
"Well, I was certainly not going to follow the storybook footsteps of witches attempting to feast on children! I don't like those books at all." Toriel smiled. "So I made myself a good witch. A motherly witch, if you will."
Asriel tilted his head. "Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if you were turned into monsters for real?" He then shrugged as he hugged Frisk and Chara close. "I suppose it doesn't matter. I'd love you both, human or monster!"
"As will we." Asgore smiled as he rustled all three of their heads.
Sans stroked his chin a bit, picking out a detail in the more humorous parts of the story. "i believe you allowed something to slip into your story without noticing."
"Hm? What would that be, Sans?"
"...i don't really think i should tell you straight out. you'll be pretty bummed out."
"But I wasn't annoyed, upset, or disappoin...ted..." Toriel eventually caught on as she remembered certain parts of her story related to the latter sentence, and the realization hits her full force. She began blushing as an understanding amused, and embarrassed giggle escaped her. "I d-d-didn't even realize...hahahaha...oh my goodness, that's embarrassing...!"
"hehehehe!"
Asgore pointed forward. "We sure did pass the time. Mettaton's party has already begun." He blinked in confusion. "Wait. I see him in the doorway. What is he-"
"Yooohooo! Saaaaaannnnssssssyy~" Mettaton waved glamorously. "Papyrus is such a darling! He believes you and I need some well-needed bonding time! How about that!" He then smirked. "You'll have to be nice to me now. Lest you upset your dearest brother! And you wouldn't want that to happen. Because he'll be running to me for a comforting embrace. And wouldn't that just be a slap to the skull for you?~" He then posed...rather sensually against the doorway, raising one leg and smirking the entire time.
Sans' eye sockets darkened. paps. why would you place this AWFUL curse upon me...?
Chara smirked mischievously, and decided to do further the damage, knowing he couldn't retaliate with Toriel right next to them:
"You feel like you're going to have a bad time."
Asriel: One down! At least two to go!
Frisk: See? Not scary at all. It's mostly funny business.
Chara: Laaaammmeeee...
Asriel: There might be a bit of frightfulness at some point...but it could be unlikely.
Chara: So basically all of these spooky tales are not gonna be...not so spooky.
Frisk: As long as we're having fun, it's all that matters.
Asriel: Yeah~
Toriel: Tales of the Underground has left it's hiatus. So until the next chapter, my children.
Sans: i'm gonna need some ketchup for this...