A/N: Well, here's Chapter 21. First off, sorry I haven't updated for a while, but hopefully this new, incredibly long Chapter will make up for all the time I lost to the holiday and updating some of my other stories. Second, thanks to Firestorm1991, Daughterofrisingsun, Ren Rika, LaughableBunny, Awesome, Miffinmini, IamSuperVegito, MRMenaMRM, Yangsta, and Tasnia for all the reviews on Chapter 20. Also an additional thanks to MRMenaMRM for the review on Chapter 19 and to Tasnia for the additional review on Chapter 10. Hope you guys all enjoy this new Chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters, Akira Toriyama does.
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"Me, Vegeta, and Raditz are gonna go spar, you coming?" Goku asked Turles.
Before Turles could answer, Chi-Chi jumped up.
"Oh no, my Turles isn't going to spar, he could get hurt", she said.
"Ignore her, I make my own decisions", Turles said.
"Not anymore you don't", Chi-Chi protested.
"What?" Turles asked.
"You march right to the library, you have a History test you need to study for", Chi-Chi said.
"You're worse than both of my parents combined!" Turles groaned.
"It's not my fault your parents chose to neglect your education!" Chi-Chi sighed dramatically. "But if they have, then it's my duty to make sure that you're properly educated! After all, you're going to need a good job to support me and all of our future children!"
"Ch-children?" Turles stammered.
"Yes, I want at least nine of them", Chi-Chi answered. "And I mean AT LEAST".
Turles' eyes widened.
"NINE CHILDREN, ARE YOU CRAZY?" the teenage Saiyan screeched.
"I'm crazy for you", Chi-Chi said, smiling fondly at Turles and batting her eyelashes.
"That's it, I'm out of here!" Turles said, turning and preparing to run away.
As soon as the sixteen-year-old Saiyan tripped over Raditz's backpack.
"Oh, you poor thing! You may have suffered a concussion!" Chi-Chi squealed, jumping over to Turles, and putting her own backpack under his head.
"No, I didn't!" Turles protested.
"Oh, listen to you, trying to be brave! You're such a little trooper!" Chi-Chi smiled. "But you need to lie there, be quiet, and be a good patient!"
"I'm losing my patience with YOU!" Turles growled.
"I can't lose my patient!" Chi-Chi wailed.
"That's NOT what I said!" Turles snapped.
"Turles, she's worried about you, give her a break", Krillin said.
"Baldy, I'll give YOU a break", Turles said, glaring at Krillin.
"Something's broken? I thought that arm was lying at an odd angle!" Chi-Chi yelled. "Krillin, get the first aid kit! And hurry!"
With an evil smirk directed at Turles, Krillin hurried off to obey Chi-Chi.
A few minutes later, the bald midget returned with the first aid kit.
"Now, you just stay still", Chi-Chi said as she put a bandage on Turles' head. She then proceeded to put a collar around his neck.
"Is this really necessary?" Turles demanded.
"But of course! If you sustained a spinal injury, I'd never forgive myself!" Chi-Chi exclaimed. "Now to fix that broken arm".
"My arm's not broken!" Turles protested.
But his protest fell on deaf ears as Chi-Chi put a splint on his right arm.
Turles gagged as Chi-Chi tied a sling around his shoulder a little too tightly.
"Oh no, he's stopped breathing! He needs CPR!" Chi-Chi cried.
"No, I don't!" Turles screamed in panic as Chi-Chi's lips came dangerously close to his.
"Well, since I'm down here anyway", Chi-Chi grinned as she pressed her lips against Turles', then proceeded to cover his entire face with kisses.
"WOMAN, GET OFF OF ME!" Turles shouted.
"But I'm not done yet", Chi-Chi protested.
"YES, YOU ARE!" Turles yelled, pushing her away.
"Oh I love it when you're forceful, Turly Dearest", Chi-Chi sighed dreamily as she batted her eyelashes.
Turles sat up to reveal his face covered with Chi-Chi's bright pink lipstick. His flushed face made the pink lip prints stand out even more.
"Turles, your face looks like a warped valentine", Vegeta smirked.
"Shut up, Vegeta", Turles snapped. "This day's all ready been bad enough".
The bell rang, signaling the beginning of homeroom.
"Oh, it's time for class, Sugar Lips", Chi-Chi said to Turles. "I'll go to the nurse and get you a nice wheelchair".
"I don't need a wheelchair, you crazy Earth female", Turles grumbled.
"Yes, yes, of course you do", Chi-Chi said, as if she hadn't heard a thing Turles had said.
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"Has anyone seen Chi-Chi or Turles today?" Mr. Nakamura asked his class.
"They were here earlier", Bulma answered.
Suddenly, the door opened and in walked Chi-Chi, merrily pushing a wheelchair containing a very indigant Turles.
"Turles, were you in an automobile accident?" Mr. Nakamura asked.
"No, I was a victim of Hurricane Chi-Chi!" Turles answered.
"Yes, the strength of our love is like a power of nature", Chi-Chi said.
Vegeta began making gagging noises, much to the annoyance of Bulma and Tarble.
"Why are in a wheelchair?" Bulma asked.
"I don't him to overexert himself during the healing process!" Chi-Chi said, patting Turles' head. "After all, I want him to walk down the aisle with me, not be wheeled down it".
"A-Aisle? What aisle?" Turles stuttered.
"When we get married of course, you silly goose!" Chi-Chi giggled.
"M-Married?" Turles choked.
"Yes, my dad's all ready got the reception hall reserved for us", Chi-Chi smiled.
"So, when's the big day?" Vegeta asked.
"Don't encourage her!" Turles groaned.
"It's right after graduation", Chi-Chi said.
"You do know we graduate in two years, Chi-Chi", Tarble said.
"Well, actually it'll prbably be one year for the nerd here", Vegeta sneered, pointing at Tarble.
"At least unlike Raditz, I have a chance of graduating", Tarble shot back.
"Shut up, you worthless Teacher's Pet", Raditz grumbled.
"Don't worry, months will fly by on the wings of love and our special day'll be here before you know it", Chi-Chi said, smiling at Turles. "After that, we'll spend the rest of our lives together. Just you, me, and all of our many beautiful children".
That did it.
"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Turles screamed at the top of his lungs as he jumped out of the wheelchair, tore the splint and the sling off of his arm, yanked off the collar, and ripped off the bandages.
"Turles! What are you doing? You're gonna hurt yourself!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"Shut up! Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!" Turles snarled.
"What's going on? This isn't the Turles I know and love!" Chi-Chi cried out.
"Woman, don't you get it? It was supposed to be a prank!" Turles roared.
"What are you talking about, Snookums?" Chi-Chi asked.
"When you and Kakarot were gonna go on your first date to that stiff French place, Raditz and I made a plan to get back at Kakarot for getting us in trouble", Turles answered.
"So, what did you do?" Chi-Chi asked.
"I went as Kakarot after Raditz told the real Kakarot that you stayed home because your dad got sick and it would involve NEEDLES", Turles said.
Goku shuddered at the dreaded 'N' word.
"I knew you'd crack eventually and fess up", Chi-Chi said, patting Turles' head.
"Wait...What?" Turles asked.
"Yeah, I figured that out a while ago", Chi-Chi smiled. "I just wanted to see how long it'd be before you cracked".
"W-what? But...b-but...I...", Turles spluttered as Chi-Chi turned and walked out of the room.
"I have to admit the harpy's plan was impressive", Vegeta said, smirking slightly.
Turles screamed and ran out of the room.
Everyone's laughter followed the teenage Saiyan as he ran down the hall to the school exit.
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