~ I'm baaaack! I thought I would mention, for my Oceanbound fans, that I have been working on next chapter, and should have it up soon unless something terrible happens. :) Now, on with le asks!
Soundtrack: "The Lost One's Weeping" German Fancover on YouTube
Dear Robin.
I would ask anyone with the D. this question, but the only person here with that is, Luffy and well …you know. But anyway apparently a person with the will of D is meant to go against god, do you know what that might mean?
Dear Sanji
Do you dream of going to Amazon Lily? I would advise specifically you not to go.
Dear Chopper.
Do you like human girls?
Dear Zoro
In some cases people sleep a lot when they got a woman pregnant. Are you constantly getting a woman pregnant?
-Love Cole D. soul
Dear Cole D. soul,
(Robin: I'm afraid I'm also searching for the answer to that question, and unfortunately do not know.)
(Sanji: Of course I do~! And I WANNA GO! *starts crying*)
(Chopper: No, I don't… I mean, as friends! But not… You know, that way.)
(Zoro: NO! I'M NOT! *face turns red and he walks away to find somewhere to hide*)
From: babygaaralover
Awe I din't get a chance to be in this Chapter... Oh Well.
Luffy: Would you kiss Zoro if I gave you meat?
Brook: Just how strong are the roots of your hair?
Chopper: do you admire Zoro?
Sanji: Stay away from the internet or you will never be cured.
Zoro: Did you know Law dreams about you?
Author-san: *gives big hug* YOUR ARE AWESOME! HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!
Dear babygaaralover,
(Me: I'm sorry T^T)
(Luffy: *eyes light up and he runs off*)
(Everyone: …)
(Zoro: *from wherever he ran off to* LUFFY! WHAT THE-?!)
(Luffy: *runs back up to us* MEAT! :D)
(Everyone: *jaws drops*)
(Zoro: *runs by and into the bathroom*)
(Brook: *coughs awkwardly* Um, they are quite strong! Yohohoho!)
(Chopper: *staring at the bathroom door* Yeah!)
(Sanji: Wut.)
(Zoro: *comes out after washing his mouth for five minutes straight* No, I didn't. *makes a weird face*)
(Me: *laughs and hugs you back* THANK YOU! :D I feel better!)
*snickers* yea, that was a pretty long ask, sorry. Actually all of my asks have tended to be pretty long... Like this one. Y'know what, I'm not sorry. You asked for this by. Enjoy. XD
Dear Zoro,
*rolls around on the ground laughing* I guess you didn't like the Yaoi disease.
Dear Nami,
I meant to give everyone a question to answer last time and I forgot to ask you one! I'm sowwy! D: So here's a few questions for you! Answer all of them and I'll give you 10,000 beri. :P
As we all know, while a pirate is at sea, it is up to the Navigator to safely navigate the everyone and the ship safely to their destination. We all know about how quickly the ship could be facing the wrong way and how you need to keep an eye on the Log Pose nearly all the time because of how, as shown when you first entered the grand line, the ship could be turned completely around in just five minutes. We all also know about the dangerous and unpredictable weather of the Grand Line, and the especially dangerous and unpredictable weather of New World specifically. Thus we know just how important the job of Navigator is and can see how it could be stressful as well - the lives of all of your nakama rest in your hands while at sea (sarcastically says "No pressure there, really").
So I ask, how do you feel about that? Are you ever stressed out about this (I know I would be ._.')? If so, how do you handle that stress? :)
Dear Luffy,
So... everything stretches, huh? Even... *points to his crotch* ... down there, as shown on Amazon Lily when you were unconscious and they thought it was a mushroom... *sweat drops* Which brings me to my question... How do you feel about them violating you and trying to pull it off in your sleep cause they thought it was a mushroom?
*stares at him for a moment after he answers* Okay, now... Last time, I asked for a hug and you completely ignored it. I want my hug now. *hold out arms expectantly*
Dear Chopper,
Okay, so we all know how your reindeer family used to not like you because of your blue nose (which is an adorable and unique nose that I couldn't imagine you without). Why exactly was it such a big deal to them?! That nose is, like I said, adorable! :(
Now, I'll end this before it becomes even bigger... xD
From,
Cece
Dear Cece,
(Me: No, no. I don't mind. I actually enjoy answering these long asks XD)
(Zoro: No, I didn't. *glares at the world – and especially Luffy, at the moment*)
(Nami: Really?! :D *eyes turn to beri* Okay! Hmm… I'm good at my job, and I've gotten used to it. It can be stressful at times, but that's just part of the job. How I handle it? Relaxing. And hitting the idiots when they're doing stupid things. *eyes say "Where are my beri?"*)
(Luffy: Yeah! Ah, wait, they did that? *face turns blue* I-I almost lost my kintama…? D: … *jumps on you* HUGS! :D :D :D :D)
(Chopper: *makes le hug a group hug* They're animals, so weird things like that bother them more… And… *starts dancing and blushes* Saying my nose is cute doesn't make me happy, jerk! Ehe~! Ehehehe~!)
(Me: *sniffs the air* Do I smell brownies?)
(Sanji: *runs to the kitchen*)
(Me: *grins*)
okay I just thought the crew would kill me for giving Luffy bird is the word but ok and now question time but first escort Luffy out of the room please
Dear Zoro,
I have to ask when the flag was stolen why were you worried about getting in trouble with Luffy? Remember...you weren't there when it happened cause forgot...er I mean the ship left without you so I get the part about helping your nakama get it back to the ship but why were you worried about Luffy scolding you if you weren't even there when it happened. *leans in and whispers* also this gives you the right to give Sanji a first mate scolding plus you can use this to make Nami let go of the debt she has on you
from gamelover41592
Dear gamelover41592,
(Sanji: Hey Luffy, come in here and I'll give you the first brownie.)
(Luffy: *eyes lighten up* Really?! Yay! *runs to the galley*)
(Sanji: *shuts the door*)
(Zoro: Huh? Well, Luffy probably still would scold me, whether I was there or not…)
(Me: Nuh-uh.)
(Zoro: *scowls at me* Anyway… *imagines Luffy's reaction to the flag being stolen* I would rather not see his reaction to that. And Luffy flinging his boogers on them and scolding them would be funny enough without me having to do anything. *grins*)
(Nami/Usopp: OI!)
(Me: *laughs*)
Get well soon.
Luffy: what was going through your head when you were hitting Lucci with Jet Gatling.
Zoro: what was going through your head during your fight with Kaku, especially when you used your asura technique
To the other strawhats, what has been the time you most hated an enemy.
FlameEmperor.
Dear FlameEmperor,
(Sanji: *comes out with Luffy and a large plate of brownies*)
(Luffy: *has brown crumbs around his mouth*)
(Me/Chopper/Usopp: YAY! BROWNIES! :D)
(Luffy: I was gonna take Robin back no matter what! :D)
(Robin: *smiles*)
(Zoro: That guy's nose was annoying.)
(Everyone: *sweatdrops* Really…?)
(Brook: *slightly confused about Lucci and Kaku, but not entirely*)
(Nami: I'd have to say, probably Arlong. Maybe Crocodile or Moria, too?)
(Robin: Spanda - ) Er, it's Spanda, right? ( - was my least favorite.)
(Franky: Me too! I really hated that guy.)
(Brook: I hated Moria the most, I believe.)
(Chopper: I'm not really sure… I really didn't like Crocodile.)
(Zoro: Umm… Perona.)
(Me: So mean~! *sticks tongue out* I happen to like her!)
(Zoro: Well, too bad.)
(Luffy: I hate Akainu and that Baron guy.)
(Everyone: Who's Baron…?)
(Me: *pats Luffy on the back*)
From: AddictWithAPencil
Just re-watched some danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil videos. Which inspired these questions.
Luffy,
I know you don't normally wear socks, but do you believe in Sock Goblins? (Psst! Sock Goblins are the reason why people are missing socks. They steal them.)
Zoro,
If you were to lose one sense, what would it be?
Nami,
What would you NOT do for 1,000 beri?
Usopp,
If someone told you that you could go space, would you?
Sanji,
Would you rather sleep with a mermaid who's top half is fish or bottom half is fish?
Chopper,
If you were to mix a kookaburra with laughing gull, what noise would it make?
Robin,
Do you suffer from existential crises?
Franky,
Would you rather eat a cat or f*** a duck?
Brook,
If you were to pickle anything, what would you pickle?
Everyone (Author-san, you too.),
*draws cat whiskers on your faces* Now, dance for me, monkeys! *cracks a whip* DANCE! Or I'll whip you to deads!
Okay, sorry about that. *throws apologetic cookies at all of you* I just wanted to test what it you be like to torture you guys instead.
Dear AddictWithAPencil,
(Luffy: Sock goblins? Yeah, sure!)
(Me: I mean, what's impossible on the Grand Line? *laughs*)
(Zoro: Maybe… Smell? Hearing and seeing are important for swordsmanship and all…)
(Nami: I definitely wouldn't kiss Usopp.)
(Usopp: OI! Why me specifically?!)
(Nami: Your nose would probably stab one of my eyes.)
(Usopp: *covers his nose with his hands* I don't really think so. What would I do in space, anyway?)
(Sanji: *nosebleeds at the word mermaid and doesn't hear the rest*)
(Chopper: Uh… I don't… really know… *confused face*)
(Robin: No, I do not.)
(Franky: Uh… I think I'll go with eating the cat.)
(Brook: How do you pickle something? O-O …)
(Me: YAY! I HAVE KITTY WHISKERS NOW! *starts dancing* I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE! … Okay, scratch that last part! But still! I'm TOO YOUNG TO DIE!)
(Luffy/Brook/Franky: *dancing happily*)
(Everyone else: *reluctantly starts dancing*)
(Luffy: *eats most of the cookies*)
(Everyone: *munching on their cookies*)
(Me: YAY! FOOD! :D)
Dear Strawhats and author I'm really annoyed at the fact that some of my questions aren't answer yet so can you please try answer some? From Alexander
P.s. Ie Sanji I forgot to mention that I would only if you watch the show and survive and stay awake but if you guys do ever do watch it, I will tell, hope you can forgive me. (Gives Sanji this months playboy magazine)
P.p.s. Author what anime have you watch?
Dear Alexander,
(Me: Eh, I'm sorry, but I do only one ask per chapter, whether not the enter button was accidentally pressed. I sincerely apologize for that, but I will not increase my necessary work if I don't have to. *gives you a cookie* Forgive me? Pwease? *puppy dog eyes* O.O …?)
(Sanji: *drooling on the magazine* Okay~!)
(Me: Uh… A LOT. More than 50 - ) I tried to list them once and got lost around 50-something XD ( - so I don't think listing them would be a good idea. *whispers* Especially since I can't remember the names of a whole dang lot of them XD)
Luffy's sister: Dear Luffy
I am going to ask you something I have always wanted to ask*bows* Please let me join your crew! I will be strong and give it all I got and train everyday and I can also sing with Brook sometimes. So if it is ok please let me join.
Dear author
First it is sad to see this story go but if you want to do that I will be ok with it. By the way I forgot to give you something when I give the others things. (P.S. I want to do this, this is not kiss up to you. Really it's not) *gives her a tiny ship the Sunny*
Dear Luffy's sister,
(Luffy: Hmm… Hmmmm… Sure! :D)
(Everyone: There's another one.)
(Me: I know T^T I may go to 40, depending on what's going on when I get around to there. So, I hope to continue having fun with this until then. :3 D'AWWWW~! IT'S A TINY SUNNY-CHAN~! :D *hugs you while tiny hearts fly from my head* Hey, be my sister! Luffy picks his nose too much anyways~ lol)
Dear Ashlielle,
Sorry! I hope I didn't offend you with my last question or anything...
Dear Luffy,
Have you ever had s'mores before during one of your bonfires?
Sincerely,
Catflower Queen
Dear Catflower Queen,
(Me: Nah~ I don't mind. I'm used to all the holiday hype from school and stuff.)
(Luffy: Yeah~! Sanji makes them really good! :3)
From: The Utterly Fabulous Z
Cow's have udders. Not utters... Letter differences. *waah* ASHLIELLE. GUESS WHAT. TODAY I GOT A GIANT USA-CHAN. Ouran for the win! It's roughly the same height as kawaii Chopper.
Luffy! Thank you so much! *holds up jewel meat (from Toriko)* this is a token of my immense gratitude. I am also pretty good at archery and *sheepishly* singing. Do you know who the original owner of THE STRAW HAT is? I do, but I'm not going to say… I am mysterious!
Sanji-kun! Yes, I can cook. Very simple cooking, like pasta and stir-fry, but I can still cook nonetheless. Pop Quiz! What are all of the tastes?
Chopper, there isn't a true cure that prevents it. There are medicines, but they aren't like a vaccination.
Zoro: do you like cheddar grits? I'm going to keep asking you strange breakfast-related questions until I can think of something philosophical.
Usopp! I challenge you to a duel off courage and truth! *holds up Yu-gi-oh! cards* You must prove your manliness! Why do you look weird after the time-skip? Your post-time-skip hair just bothers me.
Brook: what happens to a pirate ship that sinks in a sea full of sharks? It comes back with a skeleton crew! Why does a skeleton have to go to a church to play music? They have no organs!
Franky- can you taste the difference between diet and normal cola? I can. Normal is just better.
Nami- can you give me advice on how to save money? I'm pretty sure I'm a lost cause.
Robin- An-cay ou-yay eak-spay ig-Pay atin-Lay?
Dear Utterly Fabulous Z,
(Me: OHHHH~! I thought it was utters XD Thank you for that XD I don't know much about animals. AND OHMIGOD USA-CHAN I WANT ONE TOOOOO~)
(Luffy: Yay! :D And Shanks, of course!)
(Me: *chuckles evilly behind Luffy*)
(Luffy: *sweats nervously*)
(Sanji: Ah~ A true angel~! All of the tastes? Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, pungent, and astringent.) Excuse me if this answer was wrong. I had to google search it, and I'm still not sure T^T
(Chopper: Oh~! I thought you meant, something to lessen the effects. You're right; there isn't any cure. I would like to make one, though… *gets a dreamy look on his face*)
(Zoro: What are cheddar grits?)
(Me: *shrugs* They sound yummy~ *drools*)
(Usopp: I do not look weird! And yes, I shall accept your offer! *takes out magical Yu-gi-oh! cards from nowhere* )
(Brook: Yohohoho! I believe that skeleton crew would be a bit less lively than myself, though I am dead! Yohohohohoho! … *walks up to you and whispers* Now would you let me-!)
(Sanji: DON'T WHISPER THINGS SO CLOSE TO Z-CHAN!)
(Brook: How harsh!)
(Franky: Diet cola is for wimps! Cola is super awesome! It's the best! Ow!)
(Nami: Don't spend it on things you'll never use, and don't let idiots touch it. *gestures to Luffy* I made that mistake more than once.)
(Me: *coughs* Water 7 *cough*)
(Robin: *giggles* Yes, I can.)
(Me: *sweats* That was hard ta read. I've only heard any pig Latin once. From my German teacher in 8th grade. O_O …)
Dear Author-san,
I really enjoy reading this fic and some of the others you have. You have nice work. :)
Dear Sanji,
How do you noodle-dance? How do you make your eyes turn ito hearts? What would you do if you offended a lady/started to crush her dreams by acting like she wasn't strong enough to fight?
Dear Nami and Robin,
How many times does Sanji swoon over you on a daily basis? Does he ever get any better?
Dear Luffy,
Is there any kind of creature you wouldn't try to eat? Aside from humans, fishmen, mermen, and Chopper, of course. (Assume they won't attack you first)
Dear Chopper,
How do you make sure your hooves are sterile enough to perform surgery? People with fingers can wear gloves, but what do you do?
Dear Franky,
How do you fit all that stuff in your body? Is it even physically possible? (For our world, that is)
You guys are all awesome. :D
From, Spacegoodra
Dear Spacegoodra,
(Me: Thank you~! I try hard! :3 :D)
(Sanji: O-O … *air around him turns blue and he sinks to his knees* …)
(Nami: A lot… More than I think he should, but with all the extra yummy snacks, I don't really mind.)
(Robin: He doesn't get better, except in serious situations, but even then he still swoons.)
(Luffy: Nope! Ahahahaha!)
(Chopper: I just have to make sure my hooves stay extra clean, and Usopp made me some special gloves too :D)
(Franky: … Well, I made my body rather large… And it can all fit perfectly, because of the way I designed it. Isn't it super awesome?)
(Everyone; *blushes* Th-thank you~)
(Chopper: That doesn't make me happy jerk! Ehe~)
From: hetaliafan98
Dear Luffy
If you ever want to kill that Magma b***, just let me now. {Drives away in a military jeep with a machine gun mounted on the hood. An RPG launcher strapped on her back with Tetsaiga, the war hammer of Zillyhoo, a how to guide in how to perfect Rasengan and the starlight kick}
COOKIES FOR YOU ALL! {throws them all cookies}
Dear hetaliafan98,
(Luffy: *hat shadows his face* Don't worry, I'll be doing that myself.)
(Me/Usopp/Chopper/Brook/Nami: *shivers*)
(Luffy: *suddenly goes back to being silly* COOKIES~!)
(Everyone: *munches on more cookies* :3)
From: DuncanIdaho2014
Thank you all for your valuable time. You guys are the best 3
Now, the questions:
Dear Luffy,
Who would win in a fight between you and Mr. Fantastic?
Dear Zoro,
Your 'getting lost' gag didn't start until you entered the Grand Line. Is it possible you have a compass in your head and it's been going bonkers since you entered the Grand Line?
Dear Sanji,
We all know how you feel about MTF transgenders, aka okama, but how would you react to a FTM? Would you respect 'her' wishes to be treated as one of the guys, or be unable to look past the body HE was born in?
Dear Usopp,
How would you have 'leveled up' during the timeskip if Kuma sent you to another island? Would you have come up with even crazier 'stars' all on your own or would you have developed another skill?
Dear Nami,
You DO realize that to draw a map of the world, you're going to have to go through Paradise another six times, the New World who knows how many thanks to the unreliable Logs, not to mention the other three Blues, right? You could work your whole life and not accomplish it YOURSELF. So would you compromise by using existing maps or do you HAVE to make each one by hand?
Dear Chopper,
If the crew met a woman who'd eaten the Reindeer Reindeer Fruit, would you be interested in her, or would she still be 'human' and therefore of no interest?
Dear Robin,
There was another Poneglyph in Arabasta besides the Pluton one. Luffy, Zoro, and Chopper found it. What are your feelings about that? (evil laughter)
Dear Franky,
Do you even run on blood anymore, or just pure cola. I ask because between the fridge and the nipple lights, it's clear most of your chest is metal, so how would your heart pump blood anywhere?
And last but not least, Dear Brook,
If you can separate your soul from your skeleton, does that mean you could just 'move' into another dead body? Or, if your soul was stronger, could you possess a living person? P.S. you should play Bink's Sake on the viola. The viola needs love. Violins, cellos, even the bass get solos, but NO ONE hears/cares about the violas!
P.P.S. What's your favorite pirate song besides Bink's Sake? Mine is Hoist the Colors from POTC!
Thank you all for your time. Please stop abusing the author. She built the universe you are all currently inhabiting. Laters!
Dear DuncanIdaho2014,
(Luffy: Me, of course! :D)
(Zoro: I don't get lost.)
(Everyone: *sweatdrops*)
(Me: Actually, if you think about it, the whole reason he had been traveling as a bounty hunter was because he was lost and couldn't find his island. So, technically, that means his 'getting lost' gag has actually been going on since before he met Luffy XD)
(Sanji: I… I'm not really sure…)
(Usopp: Hmm… I don't know. It would really depend on what island I would've been on.)
(Nami: I don't mind spending my whole life on it. Really, that is my life. I can use other maps, though I'd eventually have to draw those islands onto my world chart anyway. I decided to make the world map because I wanted to explore the world, so that's what I'm going to do. *smiles*)
(Chopper: I think, maybe? It would depend on a lot of things, I think.) Oh my gawd you just gave me an amazing idea~! *hugs you*
(Robin: … *tries to hide the surprise on her face* I guess that just means I'll have to go back and find it, ne?)
(Zoro: Oh yeah, I remember that.)
(Chopper: That underground place! I remember now! And we didn't know what it was at the time.)
(Franky: I still have a heart, and I still do run off blood, but the cola is what powers the machinery.)
(Brook: I don't think I'd want to possess a living person, but it may be possible? *pulls out a magical viola from nowhere and begins playing Binks' Sake on it* I must admit, I do really like Sanji-san's song. I forget its name at the moment, though.)
(Sanji: *lost in thought, trying to determine what he would do about your ask to him*)
(Luffy: *hugs me – and a bit tighter than he means to* Okay~! :D)
(Me: *eyes are bugging out* L-Luffy…! Can't… breathe…!)
(Luffy: Oh! *let's go* Gomen, gomen! Ehehe…! *rubs the back of his neck*)
~ Ahh, there we go! Thanks for all those asks! I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I hope you enjoy all the future chapters as well!