Author's note: Thalia's turn
Actions for dialogue 1
Thalia is walking steadily towards her opponent, whilst rubbing her shoulder
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She summons aegis and her spear
-Opponent-
She begins twirling her spear
Actions for dialogue 2
Thalia is walking towards the opponent already with three arrows in her hand and looks around at the birds flying nearby
-opponent's line-
Thalia shoots all three birds before recalling her bow
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-opponent line-
Let's go
Cassie Cage
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Cassie
Cassie: you have graced me with your presence
Thalia: that's it you're dead
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: My dad beat up Kronos
Cassie: my dad beat up Shinnok
Thalia: and I'm going to beat up you
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Cassie: got a charger in handy?
Thalia: Oh I get it, because I'm the daughter of Zeus
Cassie: you're gonna get cage.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Cassie: Grace
Thalia: the name's Thalia
Cassie: whatever
Round 1, FIGHT!
D'vorah
Dialogue 1
Thalia: D'vorah
D'vorah: the impudent daughter of Zeus
Thalia: aaaaaaaaand my self-esteem is lowered.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: ugh, are you kidding me?
D'vorah: as you suffer, we enjoy
Thalia: then I guess you're enjoying this right now.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
D'vorah: Thalia Grace
Thalia: the name's Thalia
D'vorah: prepare to die
Round 1, FIGHT!
D'vorah: you amuse this one
Thalia: y'know what would be amusing, me getting bug spray
D'vorah: not if we eliminate you first.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Ermac
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Ermac
Ermac: we are many, but you are one
Thalia: yeah, one brave warrior
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: you should meet Nico
Ermac: we have already defeated him
Thalia: but you haven't beaten me yet
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Ermac: Thalia Grace
Thalia: the name's Thalia
Ermac: your mother beckons you to join her
Round 1, FIGHT!
Ermac: We sense the lightning
Thalia: yeah, the kind that would leave you dead
Ermac: we will be the judge of that
Round 1, FIGHT!
Erron Black
Dialogue 1
Thalia: You've got to be kidding me
Erron: Hey babe
Thalia: I think I'm gonna be sick
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: you're a disgrace to your parent
Erron: you sure about that? Miss Grace?
Thalia:...oh ha ha very funny
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Erron: the lieutenant of Artemis
Thalia: my arrows are silent but deadly
Erron: let me show you some real projectiles
Round 1, FIGHT!
Erron: The chick who I was looking for
Thalia: to submit to?
Erron: to kill
Round 1, FIGHT!
Ferra/torr
Dialogue 1
Thalia: ferra and torr
Ferra: tree girl
Thalia: please stop calling me that
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: the hulk and his monkey
Ferra: ferra no monkey
Thalia: well then why haven't you evolved yet?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialouge 2
Ferra: you a tree?
Thalia: WAS a tree
Ferra: torr knock you down!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Ferra: zap zap, nasty
Thalia: I've got a lot more than my powers
Ferra: no talk, fight fight!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Goro
Dialogue 1
Thalia: hi-fiving your peeps must be a pain
Goro: you shall be experiencing pain soon
Thalia: alright, but don't leave me hanging
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: interesting
Goro: join my court Thalia Grace
Thalia: sorry, i hunt animals like you
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Goro: Daughter of Zeus
Thalia: good, you're the one who doesn't call me by my last name
Goro: prepare to taste shokan fury
Round 1, FIGHT!
Goro: Death in battle is honourable
Thalia: Yes it is
Goro: prepare to die!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Jacqui
Dialogue 1
Thalia: uh...jacqui?
Jacqui: mhm
Thalia:...ok i guess i'll have to kill you
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: out of the way
Jacqui: you first
Thalia: no
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Jacqui: your dad's raiden?
Thalia: It's Zeus, get it right!
Jacqui: i don't really care
Round 1, FIGHT!
Jacqui: nice weapons
Thalia: better than yours
Jacqui: you'll be sorry you said that
Round 1, FIGHT!
Jax
Dialogue 1
Thalia: It's just training right
Jax: i'll kick it up a notch
Thalia:...great
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Jax
Jax: Zeus' lil' girl
Thalia: i'll kick your butt for dad
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Jax: Raiden had a kid
Thalia: raiden serves me
Jax: he won't serve you when you're dead
Round 1, FIGHT!
Jax: move along
Thalia: need help old man?
Jax: i won't need help kicking your ass
Round 1, FIGHT!
Johnny Cage
Thalia: I refused to be caged
Johnny: Can't change my mind, sweetie
Thalia: don't call me that
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: i wish to be tested
Johnny: alrighty, let's go pine cone face
Thalia: i'll kick this up a notch
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Johnny: *wolf whistles*
Thalia: ugh, really?
Johnny: let's begin
Round 1, FIGHT!
Johnny: Feeling pine?
Thalia: go jump off a cliff
Johnny: pft whatever
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kano
Dialogue 1
Thalia: you bastard
Kano: ello love, still angry with me?
Thalia: Yes, very
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Kano
Kano: i've brought a lot of fun toys
Thalia: should've got my pepper spray
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Kano: Ello my lovely
Thalia: I'll bring your head to Lady Artemis
Kano: Give it a whirl
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kano: we'd make a great team
Thalia: Sorry, i hunt animals like you
Kano: i don't like your attitude
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kenshi
Thalia: Kenshi Takahashi
Kenshi: the last name goes first
Thalia: i don't watch anime so sue me
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Let's practice
Kenshi: i will not hold back
Thalia: neither will I
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Kenshi: Thalia
Thalia: where's the pinata?
Kenshi: you are the pinata
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kenshi: Thalia
Thalia: good, if you said grace, i'll kill you
Kenshi: Graceful as always
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kitana
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Kitana
Kitana: Thalia Grace
Thalia: aaaaaaaaaand you're dead
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: You'd make a great huntress of artemis
Kitana: i am the hunter, you are the prey
Thalia: not today i am
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Kitana: On your feet, huntress
Thalia: on your butt, princess
Kitana: that will be decided
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kitana: serve me
Thalia: I only serve Artemis
Kitana: Then die
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kotal Kahn
Thalia: Speaking of getting osh-teknical
Kotal Kahn: a joke? at my expense?
Thalia: in your honour
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: we could be allies
Kotal Kahn: you could serve me
Thalia: there's a difference between slave and comrade
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Kotal Kahn: the daughter of Zeus
Thalia: yup, that's me
Kotal Kahn: prepare to die
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kotal Kahn: Tell me your secrets
Thalia: how about no
Kotal Kahn: i will examine them during battle
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kung Jin
Dialogue 1
Thalia: a fellow archer
Kung Jin: a better one actually
Thalia: now you're in for it
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Let's go, Jin
Kung Jin: i won't hold back
Thalia: then let's begin
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Kung Jin: Thals
Thalia: call me that again and you're dead
Kung Jin: like your mom?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kung Jin: You face a shaolin
Thalia: you face a huntress of Artemis
Kung Jin: you're facing your demise
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kung Lao
Dialogue 1
Thalia: so this is Kung Lao
Kung Lao: something wrong?
Thalia: your face
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Nice sombrero
Kung Lao: it is not a sombrero!
Thalia: well it's no top hat either
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Kung Lao: you face a shaolin
Thalia: you face a huntress of Artemis
Kung Lao: not any longer
Round 1, FIGHT!
Kung Lao: Jason Grace?
Thalia: Jason's the boy. I'm Thalia
Kung Lao: whatever
Round 1, FIGHT!
Liu Kang
Dialogue 1
Thalia: so this is Liu Kang
Liu kang: Show me what you can do
Thalia: alright
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: you can turn into a dragon
Liu Kang: yes, yes I can
Thalia: that's cheating
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Liu Kang: A daughter of Zeus?
Thalia: you face a huntress of artemis
Liu Kang: I will enjoy kombatting you
Round 1, FIGHT!
Liu Kang: I offer you great power
Thalia: really?
Liu Kang: but first i must test your worthiness
Round 1, FIGHT!
Mileena
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Mileena
Mileena: your blood will taste so sweet
Thalia: I'll drive a stake through your heart
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: speaking of mental issues
Mileena: Come closer
Thalia: keep your distance
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Mileena: Join my court and receive power
Thalia: I won't serve someone as crazy as you
Mileena: you're right, you're unworthy
Round 1, FIGHT!
Mileena: Little Thalia
Thalia: they were wrong to excommunicate you
Mileena: then you wish to be allies?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Quan chi
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Quan Chi
Quan Chi: join me
Thalia: i think i'm going to be sick
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: don't meddle with stuff you can't control
Quan Chi: Luke's power is within my control
Thalia: don't count on it
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Quan Chi: i will grant you powers
Thalia: what kind of powers?
Quan Chi: the kind that will end your life
Round 1, FIGHT!
Quan Chi: Thalia
Thalia: you're pretty confident, for a bald guy
Quan Chi: i am more than confident, child
Round 1, FIGHT!
Raiden
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Raiden
Raiden: I wish to test your skills
Thalia: get ready then
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: You serve my father
Raiden: yes i do
Thalia: and you know you're going to hurt his daughter?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Raiden: on your feet, Thalia
Thalia: i'm always ready
Raiden: are you ready for this then?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Raiden: Face me in kombat
Thalia: why not in rock paper scissors?
Raiden: now that won't be exciting will it?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Reptile
Dialogue 1
Thalia: oh gross!
Reptile: fear me halfblood
Thalia: yup, the smell is horrible
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Reptile
Reptile: the zaterrrean will rise again!
Thalia: and we huntress will hunt you into extinction
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Reptile: you huntresses hunted my kind into extinction
Thalia: there's one left
Reptile: you will be the one who is extinct
Round 1, FIGHT!
Reptile: Sweet flesh
Thalia: treat me as eye candy, not tasting candy
Reptile: I will rip off your head!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Scorpion
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Scorpion
Scorpion: my kunai will bring you over here
Thalia: i prefer where i'm standing
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Hanzo hasashi
Scorpion: i wish to test your strength
Thalia: toss your head in the air and let's see if i get it
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Scorpion: Thalia Grace
Thalia: the name's Thalia
Scorpion: why do you reject your mother's name?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Scorpion: a huntress of artemis
Thalia: lieutenant actually
Scorpion: can your goddess protect you from this?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Shinnok
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Shinnok
Shinnok: Join me thalia
Thalia: i'll bring back your head as a gift for dad
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Nice hat, got it from your mom?
Shinnok: humour will not mask your weakness
Thalia: then i should've worn perfume
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Shinnok: Thalia
Thalia: Hmph, former elder god
Shinnok: i WILL be elder god once i'm finished with you.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Shinnok: Daughter of Zeus
Thalia: i'll defeat you for dad's sake
Shinnok: it will be in vain
Round 1, FIGHT!
Sonya Blade
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Sonya Blade
Sonya: What do you want Thalia?
Thalia: Lady artemis wants to examine your strength
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: I'm a lieutenant
Sonya: Lieutenant is lower than general, kid
Thalia: why do think i'm here then?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Sonya: What do you want?
Thalia: Lady artemis wishes to see your strength
Sonya: So she sends her second fiddle down
Round 1, FIGHT!
Sonya: we could work together to catch Kano
Thalia: I refuse
Sonya: so it's that way huh?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Subzero
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Any female Lin Kuei?
Sub-zero: there is Frost
Thalia: I'll recruit her after i'm done with you
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: the ice bucket
Sub-zero: ice bucket?
Thalia: yeah, i nominate you for the ALS icebucket challenge
Round 1, FIGHT!
Sub-zero: You are great warrior, Thalia
Thalia: thanks
Sub-zero: but you lack the skill
Round 1, FIGHT!
Sub-zero: allow me to give a word of advice
Thalia: less talking, more fighting
Sub-zero: then let us commence.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Takeda
Dialogue 1
Thalia: are your weapons Takky?
Takeda: Puns are not your strengths
Thalia: yeah i think i should leave them to Leo
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: Takeda
Takeda: yup that's me
Thalia: let's see if you're strong as they say you are
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Takeda: Your mind
Thalia: get out of it!
Takeda:...i'm sorry for your loss
Round 1, FIGHT!
Takeda: Let's go pine cone face
Thalia: I'll shove an arrow up your as-
Takeda: aaaaaand fight begins
Round 1, FIGHT!
Tanya
Dialogue 1
Thalia: the edenian
Tanya: the huntress
Thalia: Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: the acrobat
Tanya: the failed marksman
Thalia: throw your head up and let's see if i can nail it
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Tanya: the daughter of Raiden
Thalia: it's zeus, hag-face
Tanya: you'll pay for that insult
Round 1, FIGHT!
Tanya: the illegitimate child
Thalia: illegitimate this you two face bit-
Tanya: enough formalities
Round 1, FIGHT!
Tremor
Dialogue 1
Thalia: another black dragon scum
Tremor: i am no longer in line with Kano
Thalia: You're all the same
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: a ninja?
Tremor: your killer
Thalia: riiiiiiiight
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Tremor: Thalia Grace
Thalia: and i'm suppose to know your name?
Tremor: you do not need to know the name of your murderer
Round 1, FIGHT!
Tremor: The daughter of Zeus
Thalia: the black dragon's slave
Tremor: i serve the black dragon no longer
Round 1, FIGHT!
Triborg
Dialogue 1
Thalia: what's going on here
Triborg: we are here to eliminate you
Thalia: you can TRY
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: What the...
Triborg: Thalia Grace, elimination is necessary
Thalia: you want me? Come get me
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Triborg: Thalia Grace
Thalia: the name's Thalia
Triborg: name is not necessary, your eradication on the other hand
Round 1, FIGHT!
Triborg: The cyber lin kuei will rise again
Thalia: and we huntresses will eradicate you
Triborg: we will take your head first
Round 1, FIGHT!
Alien
Dialogue 1
Thalia: another offering to artemis
Alien:*shriek*
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: a beast
Alien:*shriek*
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Alien:*greets*
Thalia: a monster?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Alien: *greets*
Thalia: i'll kill you like the rest
Round 1, FIGHT!
Bo rai cho
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Bo rai cho
Bo rai cho: i found Perseus' comments very hurtful
Thalia: Then file your complaint somewhere else
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: the drunken master
Bo rai cho: do not let appearances fool you
Thalia: that i will demonstrate
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Bo rai cho: the huntress of artemis
Thalia: it's Lieutenant to you
Bo rai cho: i find your technique lacking
Round 1, FIGHT!
Jason Voorhes
Dialogue 1
Thalia: Nico's told me about you
Jason:...
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: leave my friends alone
Jason:...
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Jason: ch ch ch ah ah ah
Thalia: get a respirator, darth vader!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Jason: ch ch ch ah ah ah
Thalia: this must be my lucky day
Round 1, FIGHT!
Leatherface
Dialogue 1
Thalia: we hunt for two different purposes
Leatherface: graah!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: nice mask, found it in a garbage can?
Leatherface: graaaah!
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Leatherface: *revs up his chainsaw*
Thalia: speaking of mental issues
Round 1, FIGHT!
Leatherface: *revs up chainsaw*
Thalia: i thought texas was the home for cowboys
Round 1, FIGHT!
Predator
Dialogue 1
Thalia: a fellow hunter
Predator:*shriek*
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia: honour the goddess of hunting or die
Predator:*shriek*
Round 1, FIGHT!
Dialogue 2
Predator:*scans Thalia*
Thalia: something funny?
Round 1, FIGHT!
Predator:*scans Thalia*
Thalia: what are you?
Round 1, FIGHT!
With herself
Thalia 1: huh?
Thalia 2: what's going on?
Thalia 1: it must be a test
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia 1: prove to me your identity
Thalia 2: jason ate a stapler
Thalia 1: how about your skill then
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia 1: Who are you?
Thalia 2: Thalia, lieutenant of Artemis
Thalia 1: prove it
Round 1, FIGHT!
Thalia 1: for Artemis
Thalia 2: for Zeus
Thalia 1: for Olympus then.
Round 1, FIGHT!
Ending
After defeating Shinnok, Thalia was relieved and brought the head of the former elder god to the olympian gods as a trophy and a spoil of war. As a reward, she was granted the powers of a goddess, a goddess of Kombat. As a minor goddess, she began watching over the earthrealm warriors, preparing them for the next mortal kombat tournament.
Victory pose
Thalia plops to the ground with tiredness and applies medicinal herbs to her wounds.
Thalia: damn, i'm tired
Thalia wins
Author's note: i hope you enjoyed these intros. Aqua out!
