Author's note: Thalia's turn

Actions for dialogue 1

Thalia is walking steadily towards her opponent, whilst rubbing her shoulder

-insert line-

She summons aegis and her spear

-Opponent-

She begins twirling her spear

Actions for dialogue 2

Thalia is walking towards the opponent already with three arrows in her hand and looks around at the birds flying nearby

-opponent's line-

Thalia shoots all three birds before recalling her bow

-insert line-

-opponent line-

Let's go

Cassie Cage

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Cassie

Cassie: you have graced me with your presence

Thalia: that's it you're dead

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: My dad beat up Kronos

Cassie: my dad beat up Shinnok

Thalia: and I'm going to beat up you

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Cassie: got a charger in handy?

Thalia: Oh I get it, because I'm the daughter of Zeus

Cassie: you're gonna get cage.

Round 1, FIGHT!

Cassie: Grace

Thalia: the name's Thalia

Cassie: whatever

Round 1, FIGHT!

D'vorah

Dialogue 1

Thalia: D'vorah

D'vorah: the impudent daughter of Zeus

Thalia: aaaaaaaaand my self-esteem is lowered.

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: ugh, are you kidding me?

D'vorah: as you suffer, we enjoy

Thalia: then I guess you're enjoying this right now.

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

D'vorah: Thalia Grace

Thalia: the name's Thalia

D'vorah: prepare to die

Round 1, FIGHT!

D'vorah: you amuse this one

Thalia: y'know what would be amusing, me getting bug spray

D'vorah: not if we eliminate you first.

Round 1, FIGHT!

Ermac

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Ermac

Ermac: we are many, but you are one

Thalia: yeah, one brave warrior

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: you should meet Nico

Ermac: we have already defeated him

Thalia: but you haven't beaten me yet

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Ermac: Thalia Grace

Thalia: the name's Thalia

Ermac: your mother beckons you to join her

Round 1, FIGHT!

Ermac: We sense the lightning

Thalia: yeah, the kind that would leave you dead

Ermac: we will be the judge of that

Round 1, FIGHT!

Erron Black

Dialogue 1

Thalia: You've got to be kidding me

Erron: Hey babe

Thalia: I think I'm gonna be sick

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: you're a disgrace to your parent

Erron: you sure about that? Miss Grace?

Thalia:...oh ha ha very funny

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Erron: the lieutenant of Artemis

Thalia: my arrows are silent but deadly

Erron: let me show you some real projectiles

Round 1, FIGHT!

Erron: The chick who I was looking for

Thalia: to submit to?

Erron: to kill

Round 1, FIGHT!

Ferra/torr

Dialogue 1

Thalia: ferra and torr

Ferra: tree girl

Thalia: please stop calling me that

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: the hulk and his monkey

Ferra: ferra no monkey

Thalia: well then why haven't you evolved yet?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialouge 2

Ferra: you a tree?

Thalia: WAS a tree

Ferra: torr knock you down!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Ferra: zap zap, nasty

Thalia: I've got a lot more than my powers

Ferra: no talk, fight fight!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Goro

Dialogue 1

Thalia: hi-fiving your peeps must be a pain

Goro: you shall be experiencing pain soon

Thalia: alright, but don't leave me hanging

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: interesting

Goro: join my court Thalia Grace

Thalia: sorry, i hunt animals like you

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Goro: Daughter of Zeus

Thalia: good, you're the one who doesn't call me by my last name

Goro: prepare to taste shokan fury

Round 1, FIGHT!

Goro: Death in battle is honourable

Thalia: Yes it is

Goro: prepare to die!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Jacqui

Dialogue 1

Thalia: uh...jacqui?

Jacqui: mhm

Thalia:...ok i guess i'll have to kill you

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: out of the way

Jacqui: you first

Thalia: no

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Jacqui: your dad's raiden?

Thalia: It's Zeus, get it right!

Jacqui: i don't really care

Round 1, FIGHT!

Jacqui: nice weapons

Thalia: better than yours

Jacqui: you'll be sorry you said that

Round 1, FIGHT!

Jax

Dialogue 1

Thalia: It's just training right

Jax: i'll kick it up a notch

Thalia:...great

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Jax

Jax: Zeus' lil' girl

Thalia: i'll kick your butt for dad

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Jax: Raiden had a kid

Thalia: raiden serves me

Jax: he won't serve you when you're dead

Round 1, FIGHT!

Jax: move along

Thalia: need help old man?

Jax: i won't need help kicking your ass

Round 1, FIGHT!

Johnny Cage

Thalia: I refused to be caged

Johnny: Can't change my mind, sweetie

Thalia: don't call me that

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: i wish to be tested

Johnny: alrighty, let's go pine cone face

Thalia: i'll kick this up a notch

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Johnny: *wolf whistles*

Thalia: ugh, really?

Johnny: let's begin

Round 1, FIGHT!

Johnny: Feeling pine?

Thalia: go jump off a cliff

Johnny: pft whatever

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kano

Dialogue 1

Thalia: you bastard

Kano: ello love, still angry with me?

Thalia: Yes, very

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Kano

Kano: i've brought a lot of fun toys

Thalia: should've got my pepper spray

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Kano: Ello my lovely

Thalia: I'll bring your head to Lady Artemis

Kano: Give it a whirl

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kano: we'd make a great team

Thalia: Sorry, i hunt animals like you

Kano: i don't like your attitude

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kenshi

Thalia: Kenshi Takahashi

Kenshi: the last name goes first

Thalia: i don't watch anime so sue me

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Let's practice

Kenshi: i will not hold back

Thalia: neither will I

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Kenshi: Thalia

Thalia: where's the pinata?

Kenshi: you are the pinata

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kenshi: Thalia

Thalia: good, if you said grace, i'll kill you

Kenshi: Graceful as always

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kitana

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Kitana

Kitana: Thalia Grace

Thalia: aaaaaaaaaand you're dead

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: You'd make a great huntress of artemis

Kitana: i am the hunter, you are the prey

Thalia: not today i am

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Kitana: On your feet, huntress

Thalia: on your butt, princess

Kitana: that will be decided

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kitana: serve me

Thalia: I only serve Artemis

Kitana: Then die

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kotal Kahn

Thalia: Speaking of getting osh-teknical

Kotal Kahn: a joke? at my expense?

Thalia: in your honour

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: we could be allies

Kotal Kahn: you could serve me

Thalia: there's a difference between slave and comrade

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Kotal Kahn: the daughter of Zeus

Thalia: yup, that's me

Kotal Kahn: prepare to die

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kotal Kahn: Tell me your secrets

Thalia: how about no

Kotal Kahn: i will examine them during battle

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kung Jin

Dialogue 1

Thalia: a fellow archer

Kung Jin: a better one actually

Thalia: now you're in for it

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Let's go, Jin

Kung Jin: i won't hold back

Thalia: then let's begin

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Kung Jin: Thals

Thalia: call me that again and you're dead

Kung Jin: like your mom?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kung Jin: You face a shaolin

Thalia: you face a huntress of Artemis

Kung Jin: you're facing your demise

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kung Lao

Dialogue 1

Thalia: so this is Kung Lao

Kung Lao: something wrong?

Thalia: your face

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Nice sombrero

Kung Lao: it is not a sombrero!

Thalia: well it's no top hat either

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Kung Lao: you face a shaolin

Thalia: you face a huntress of Artemis

Kung Lao: not any longer

Round 1, FIGHT!

Kung Lao: Jason Grace?

Thalia: Jason's the boy. I'm Thalia

Kung Lao: whatever

Round 1, FIGHT!

Liu Kang

Dialogue 1

Thalia: so this is Liu Kang

Liu kang: Show me what you can do

Thalia: alright

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: you can turn into a dragon

Liu Kang: yes, yes I can

Thalia: that's cheating

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Liu Kang: A daughter of Zeus?

Thalia: you face a huntress of artemis

Liu Kang: I will enjoy kombatting you

Round 1, FIGHT!

Liu Kang: I offer you great power

Thalia: really?

Liu Kang: but first i must test your worthiness

Round 1, FIGHT!

Mileena

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Mileena

Mileena: your blood will taste so sweet

Thalia: I'll drive a stake through your heart

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: speaking of mental issues

Mileena: Come closer

Thalia: keep your distance

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Mileena: Join my court and receive power

Thalia: I won't serve someone as crazy as you

Mileena: you're right, you're unworthy

Round 1, FIGHT!

Mileena: Little Thalia

Thalia: they were wrong to excommunicate you

Mileena: then you wish to be allies?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Quan chi

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Quan Chi

Quan Chi: join me

Thalia: i think i'm going to be sick

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: don't meddle with stuff you can't control

Quan Chi: Luke's power is within my control

Thalia: don't count on it

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Quan Chi: i will grant you powers

Thalia: what kind of powers?

Quan Chi: the kind that will end your life

Round 1, FIGHT!

Quan Chi: Thalia

Thalia: you're pretty confident, for a bald guy

Quan Chi: i am more than confident, child

Round 1, FIGHT!

Raiden

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Raiden

Raiden: I wish to test your skills

Thalia: get ready then

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: You serve my father

Raiden: yes i do

Thalia: and you know you're going to hurt his daughter?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Raiden: on your feet, Thalia

Thalia: i'm always ready

Raiden: are you ready for this then?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Raiden: Face me in kombat

Thalia: why not in rock paper scissors?

Raiden: now that won't be exciting will it?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Reptile

Dialogue 1

Thalia: oh gross!

Reptile: fear me halfblood

Thalia: yup, the smell is horrible

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Reptile

Reptile: the zaterrrean will rise again!

Thalia: and we huntress will hunt you into extinction

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Reptile: you huntresses hunted my kind into extinction

Thalia: there's one left

Reptile: you will be the one who is extinct

Round 1, FIGHT!

Reptile: Sweet flesh

Thalia: treat me as eye candy, not tasting candy

Reptile: I will rip off your head!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Scorpion

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Scorpion

Scorpion: my kunai will bring you over here

Thalia: i prefer where i'm standing

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Hanzo hasashi

Scorpion: i wish to test your strength

Thalia: toss your head in the air and let's see if i get it

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Scorpion: Thalia Grace

Thalia: the name's Thalia

Scorpion: why do you reject your mother's name?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Scorpion: a huntress of artemis

Thalia: lieutenant actually

Scorpion: can your goddess protect you from this?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Shinnok

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Shinnok

Shinnok: Join me thalia

Thalia: i'll bring back your head as a gift for dad

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Nice hat, got it from your mom?

Shinnok: humour will not mask your weakness

Thalia: then i should've worn perfume

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Shinnok: Thalia

Thalia: Hmph, former elder god

Shinnok: i WILL be elder god once i'm finished with you.

Round 1, FIGHT!

Shinnok: Daughter of Zeus

Thalia: i'll defeat you for dad's sake

Shinnok: it will be in vain

Round 1, FIGHT!

Sonya Blade

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Sonya Blade

Sonya: What do you want Thalia?

Thalia: Lady artemis wants to examine your strength

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: I'm a lieutenant

Sonya: Lieutenant is lower than general, kid

Thalia: why do think i'm here then?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Sonya: What do you want?

Thalia: Lady artemis wishes to see your strength

Sonya: So she sends her second fiddle down

Round 1, FIGHT!

Sonya: we could work together to catch Kano

Thalia: I refuse

Sonya: so it's that way huh?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Subzero

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Any female Lin Kuei?

Sub-zero: there is Frost

Thalia: I'll recruit her after i'm done with you

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: the ice bucket

Sub-zero: ice bucket?

Thalia: yeah, i nominate you for the ALS icebucket challenge

Round 1, FIGHT!

Sub-zero: You are great warrior, Thalia

Thalia: thanks

Sub-zero: but you lack the skill

Round 1, FIGHT!

Sub-zero: allow me to give a word of advice

Thalia: less talking, more fighting

Sub-zero: then let us commence.

Round 1, FIGHT!

Takeda

Dialogue 1

Thalia: are your weapons Takky?

Takeda: Puns are not your strengths

Thalia: yeah i think i should leave them to Leo

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: Takeda

Takeda: yup that's me

Thalia: let's see if you're strong as they say you are

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Takeda: Your mind

Thalia: get out of it!

Takeda:...i'm sorry for your loss

Round 1, FIGHT!

Takeda: Let's go pine cone face

Thalia: I'll shove an arrow up your as-

Takeda: aaaaaand fight begins

Round 1, FIGHT!

Tanya

Dialogue 1

Thalia: the edenian

Tanya: the huntress

Thalia: Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: the acrobat

Tanya: the failed marksman

Thalia: throw your head up and let's see if i can nail it

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Tanya: the daughter of Raiden

Thalia: it's zeus, hag-face

Tanya: you'll pay for that insult

Round 1, FIGHT!

Tanya: the illegitimate child

Thalia: illegitimate this you two face bit-

Tanya: enough formalities

Round 1, FIGHT!

Tremor

Dialogue 1

Thalia: another black dragon scum

Tremor: i am no longer in line with Kano

Thalia: You're all the same

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: a ninja?

Tremor: your killer

Thalia: riiiiiiiight

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Tremor: Thalia Grace

Thalia: and i'm suppose to know your name?

Tremor: you do not need to know the name of your murderer

Round 1, FIGHT!

Tremor: The daughter of Zeus

Thalia: the black dragon's slave

Tremor: i serve the black dragon no longer

Round 1, FIGHT!

Triborg

Dialogue 1

Thalia: what's going on here

Triborg: we are here to eliminate you

Thalia: you can TRY

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: What the...

Triborg: Thalia Grace, elimination is necessary

Thalia: you want me? Come get me

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Triborg: Thalia Grace

Thalia: the name's Thalia

Triborg: name is not necessary, your eradication on the other hand

Round 1, FIGHT!

Triborg: The cyber lin kuei will rise again

Thalia: and we huntresses will eradicate you

Triborg: we will take your head first

Round 1, FIGHT!

Alien

Dialogue 1

Thalia: another offering to artemis

Alien:*shriek*

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: a beast

Alien:*shriek*

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Alien:*greets*

Thalia: a monster?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Alien: *greets*

Thalia: i'll kill you like the rest

Round 1, FIGHT!

Bo rai cho

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Bo rai cho

Bo rai cho: i found Perseus' comments very hurtful

Thalia: Then file your complaint somewhere else

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: the drunken master

Bo rai cho: do not let appearances fool you

Thalia: that i will demonstrate

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Bo rai cho: the huntress of artemis

Thalia: it's Lieutenant to you

Bo rai cho: i find your technique lacking

Round 1, FIGHT!

Jason Voorhes

Dialogue 1

Thalia: Nico's told me about you

Jason:...

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: leave my friends alone

Jason:...

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Jason: ch ch ch ah ah ah

Thalia: get a respirator, darth vader!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Jason: ch ch ch ah ah ah

Thalia: this must be my lucky day

Round 1, FIGHT!

Leatherface

Dialogue 1

Thalia: we hunt for two different purposes

Leatherface: graah!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: nice mask, found it in a garbage can?

Leatherface: graaaah!

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Leatherface: *revs up his chainsaw*

Thalia: speaking of mental issues

Round 1, FIGHT!

Leatherface: *revs up chainsaw*

Thalia: i thought texas was the home for cowboys

Round 1, FIGHT!

Predator

Dialogue 1

Thalia: a fellow hunter

Predator:*shriek*

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia: honour the goddess of hunting or die

Predator:*shriek*

Round 1, FIGHT!

Dialogue 2

Predator:*scans Thalia*

Thalia: something funny?

Round 1, FIGHT!

Predator:*scans Thalia*

Thalia: what are you?

Round 1, FIGHT!

With herself

Thalia 1: huh?

Thalia 2: what's going on?

Thalia 1: it must be a test

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia 1: prove to me your identity

Thalia 2: jason ate a stapler

Thalia 1: how about your skill then

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia 1: Who are you?

Thalia 2: Thalia, lieutenant of Artemis

Thalia 1: prove it

Round 1, FIGHT!

Thalia 1: for Artemis

Thalia 2: for Zeus

Thalia 1: for Olympus then.

Round 1, FIGHT!
Ending

After defeating Shinnok, Thalia was relieved and brought the head of the former elder god to the olympian gods as a trophy and a spoil of war. As a reward, she was granted the powers of a goddess, a goddess of Kombat. As a minor goddess, she began watching over the earthrealm warriors, preparing them for the next mortal kombat tournament.

Victory pose

Thalia plops to the ground with tiredness and applies medicinal herbs to her wounds.

Thalia: damn, i'm tired

Thalia wins

Author's note: i hope you enjoyed these intros. Aqua out!