Chapter 21:
One month later:
Joe, Colby and Jon have been on the road for the last month. They haven't been able to see Amanda and DJ due to the grueling schedules they had. They have facetimed them, but it wasn't the same. It wasn't gonna be but another two weeks before they get two weeks off.
"I swear I am gonna fucking lose it soon!" Jon yelled as he got into the SUV to head to their next destination. "We need a fucking day off! UGH!"
Both Joe and Colby sighs as Colby gets in the backseat and Joe in the driver's seat. "Dude, I know what you mean, I haven't got to see Amanda for a fucking month and its killing me here!" Joe says as he puts on his seat belt.
"I don't know what the hell you both are fucking yupping about! This is what we worked our asses off for! Why are you complaining so much?" Colby asked as he gets situated in the back.
"Maybe because you don't have a fucking lady waiting for you asshole." he sneered, "Yes, we are achieving our dreams, but damn if they are running our asses ragged in the process. Hell, even Randy and Glenn, (Kane), gets time off at times. These next two weeks are gonna be hell..."
"That's right Joe, Colby, you may love this lifestyle, hell so do I, but we do need a break in between our schedules. My shoulder is still killing me from that damn chair shot I took from Randy a week ago. Taping it doesn't always help. And neither does meds. I can go for ever like my CZW days, but I am not 18 years anymore and we need to be taking care of ourselves. But being that we are the newbies, we have to just truck through."
Colby leans forward in the middle to where he can talk to both Jon and Joe better, "I get what you two are saying, I am just saying that we can't act like we can't handle this guys. This is what we were training to do. Joe, I get that you miss Amanda and DJ, hell so do I, but I am sure they understand that you are doing what you love to do. Maybe when are have our two weeks off, we should fly them out to Florida and let them spend some time in the sun and beach. But for now, we just need to just plow through and keep going."
"I understand that Colby, but damn, I haven't been able to relax since we left and I miss feeling her next to me. I got spoiled those two days we were down there. I miss my woman badly. I am tired of using my hand to get off. It should be her doing that!"
"OKAY...TMI Dude!" Jon said as he hits Joe on the shoulder. "I don't need to hear about your damn sex life. At least you got one! I haven't been laid in damn near 4 months!"
Both Colby and Joe looks at Jon and busted out laughing. "It's not funny guys! I have fucking needs and it's not being met! I get too tired from working that my dick isn't getting the proper treatment that it needs!"
"I don't seem to have that problem actually!"Colby says as he sticks his tongue out at Jon.
"You are such a fucking asshole, that the hell do you use, a vibrator? I don't think I hear a woman moaning from your room!" Jon replies with a smirk.
Colby smacks Jon in the back of the head, "Hey, I resent that remark, just because I don't always make a woman scream does NOT mean I don't satify her!"
"Does too asswipe! If I can't hear her scream your name, than you ain't hitting it right!"
"Will you two PLEASE shut the hell up about ya'lls sex or no sex life! Sheesh, you two act like toddlers! And Colby, I know for a fact that you have a fucking vibrator in your damn bag! So don't go denying it!"
Colby's eyes buldged out as Jon doubles over in laughter.
"I don't not Joe, What the fuck are you talking about?" he asked trying to hide his face.
"I saw the purple vibrator fall out of your bag the other night when you were getting out your gear for the show! You quickly picked it up, you didn't see me as I was fixing to come out of the shower!"
Colby hides his face even more as 15 shades of red appears while Jon, whose laughing hysterically trying to find words..."Oh the fuck you didn't Joe, why did you tell me this shit?"
"Because I was too much in shock as it was!" he said holding back tears from the laughter trying to be careful not to crash.
"Okay you two, shut the fuck up, its not illegal to satify yourself you know!" he groaned as he puts a pillow over his face to hide the embarrassment. He hadn't planned on his secret being discovered, but he misses being laid every night. He is not gay by no means, but he needed to get off somehow.
"But with a fucking PURPLE dildo? Why not a fake ass blowup doll or fake pussy hole? Dude, are you gay?" Jon asked in bewilderment.
"Fuck no Jon, I am not, damn! Never been with a man, EVER!" he yelled in defense. "Next time, I will buy a fucking blowup doll!"
Joe, sitting in silence, listening to Jon and Colby bickering, thinks of Amanda. How he misses her so much it hurts. He misses her touch, her kisses, her body. Just everything. A month and a half is a long time to go without seeing her in person. Yes, they skyped and facetimed, but it just isn't the same. He wants her in his arms.
"I don't know Colby, I have never seen you with a woman, just saying!" Jon said, snapping Joe out of his thoughts.
"Like you have either you fucking asshole!"
"Okay, enough you two! Colby, keep your dildo shit away from Jon, and Jon, buy him a damn blowup doll if you are so worried about him being 'gay'" he responded.
"I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!" Colby yelled as he leans back and looks out the window.
"Okay, okay, so you are not gay, I just wonder about you sometimes Colby. If it was Jon boy here, you would be thinking the same thing!"
"HEY! I resent that remark!"Jon said, smacking Joe again.
"Dude, you hit me one more time, I am gonna fucking spear you through the fucking wall at our hotel room! Got it?"
Jon puts his hands up in defense, "Yeah, I got it." he mumbles.
They drive the rest of the way to the hotel to get a good nights sleep. They can't wait for these next two weeks to get over with.