Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters.

Warning: Contains slash/het/crack. If you don't like it, then you shouldn't bother reading or reviewing.

Pairing: Harry/Ron

Okay these are going to be themed drabbles, with certain pairings.

Wham!

Running his left hand through the short red hair, Harry wondered - not for the first time - if Ron had ever thought of growing it out. It wasn't that Harry wanted Ron to change his hairstyle or anything, but it would be a little nicer if he had something more to tug on when they made-out like this. Moaning into the kiss, Harry let his thoughts dissipate so that he could feel the sensations more.

Pulling away so that they could catch their breath, Ron grinned down at him, head tilted in a thoughtful manner.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Then why are you grinning like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like you're wondering if you want to eat either bangers and mash or the meat and potato puds," the green eyed teen replied, raising an eyebrow.

"Nahhhh~! I was just wondering if you kiss better then Hermione."

Wham!

Spinning on a heel, Harry stormed out of their little cove and back to the common room, his face a picture of the worst storm in Great Britain, while Ron was left on the floor with a large red handprint on one side of his face.

Brooding Darkness: You can request couplings if you wish. I'll probably do any pairing if asked. Thank you so much for reading! Please review!