Valentines Special
Yeah i know it's not Valentines any more but i had forgotten to upload this on Valentines day so I'm uploading it now...
"Welcome to Petra's love corner!"
""today we have some special guests! ^v^ Soo Eren tell us who did you receive valentines from today!"
"…Why are talking about this when there are titans to kill?!(:"
"Ummmm…. Could you answer the question plz?"
"… 5"
"Ohhh who gave them to you, huh?!" said announcer Petra with her eyes shining
"…Misaka, Krista, an unknown person and… Armin… Levi" said Eren, his face flushing bright red.
"Hmm I can totally see you and Misaka"
"W-wha"
"But I just can't picture Armin or Krista… Especially Armin, and Levi…. Eren you are aware that Armin and Levi are GU.."
"I know, but don't ask me I wouldn't know why he gave me a valentine…"
"Ok… Know onto our next guest! Ymir!"
"…what's the point of this?"
"To find out who got the most chocolates this year:)"
"… I got 2"
"Really?!"
"One from Krista…" said Ymir as she blushed "and another from an Anonymous person…" Said Ymir with an unset expression that she didn't only get chocolate from krista.
"ooookaay now onto the next person… Our very own Captain Levi!"
"Tch"
"u-u-um Captain?" said Petra intimidated by Levi's Expression…
"Levi answer her now!"
"C-commander Erwin w-why are you here?"
"Relax Petra I came here because I heard that Levi actally agreeded to this farce.
"Damn it Erwin can't your keep your mouth shut, afterall you were the one who set me up…
"Umm Captain how many Valentines did you get this year?"
"…5 of those damn dirty things on my desk."
"5!?" "And here I thought that I was the only person to give it to him this year" muttered Petra to herself.
"do you know who their from Captain?"
"no, I don't I gave them away to that brat Eren"
"H-h-how could you Levi"
"Whoa Dylan where'd you come from?" asked Eren
"More importantly LEVI you didn't even look in the sliver box?"
"That's right I didn't"
"… How could you! I even when through the pains of repairing all that equipment"
"… That box was equipment?"
"That's right equipment me the genius repaired and modified"
"… Why did you wrap it in silver paper and make it look like a valentine"
"… AHHH I forgot to turn off the camouflage mode…"
"Brb"
…" what was that all about…?" "Btw who did the 4th valentine come from? (No including Dylan's mistake you said you got 5 right…"
"…" levi glared and walked away
MANY MANY HOURS LATER
"OK, onto Our very last guest… Dylan!"
"Hmmm? Did you need something?"
"ummm… how many valentines did you get?
"100,000 Billion"
"WTF" :(
"How F*** did you get so many?!"
"…you only say that cause you don't know what I look like, or what my voice sounds like…" "plus this year was pretty sad… Most of them were from titans" I said with tears streaming down my face…
"…" (… I actually feel bad for him for once…) ppl whispered in the back ground.
"Oh btw I gave out more than the usual…
"You gave out valentines…?
"Yup I'm pretty sure I gave I to EVERYONE though I didn't sign my name cause it was too much of a pain."
For Ppl who Just reallly need to know how much everyone got :P
Eren Yeger: 5
Misaka Ackerman: 3
Armin Arlert: 4
Reiner Braun: 2
Bertlot Hoover: 2
Annie Leonhardt: 3
Jean Kirstein: 1
Marco Bott: 3
Connie Springer: 1 (Connie cried when he found out his only Valentine was from a GUY)
Sasha Blouse: 15 (she stole other ppls valentines...)
Krista Lenz: 9 (boys in her squad...)
Ymir: 2 (only wanted Valentines from Krista)
Erwin Smith: 5 (... for ppl who ship male characters together...)
Zoë Hange: 2
Mike Zacharius: 2
Levi: 4 ( he got more later on during the day, the next day he woke up His room was full of boxes and boxes of Valentines. Man girls are scary...)Eld Jinn: 2
Oluo Bozado: 1 (Oluo cried when Dylan told everyone he had given them chocolates no matter who they where... Poor him...)
Petra Ral: 4
Günther Schultz: 3