Hey guys I haven't been able to think out a full chapter and I wanted to do a special for this for a while now, but I couldn't find the perfect time to do this, I probably have but I had just got a lot of a chapter done so I'm doing it now for no other reason than we've reached 20 chapters... so yeah I hope you enjoy.
just to make sure were clear this takes place between chapters 16 and 17.
Ps. I did my best to get the lyric's right.
Donut the musical special
The Reds and Blues glared at Ruby as the music started.
(let me blow you... away! you won't believe your eyes and ears today, you are in for a surprise when you look into my eyes you won't be able to deny my gaze!)
''wait your what?'' asked Qrow his eyes widening.
''oh come on you can't deny my deep, penetrating eye contact, my Gaze what did you think I said?'' asked Donut.
''err don't ask'' said Qrow very quickly.
''good move'' muttered Sarge.
''don't tell'' said Donut.
(let me blow you... away! there is nothing I will not do or say, to enter a red companion in this hot and sweaty canyon like a stallion I am bursting through the gate!)
''what?'' asked Ruby and Hope.
''you know a stallion, a stud'' said Donut.
''sorry still confused'' said Ruby.
''big sister whats a stallion?'' asked Hope.
''he means a horse'' explained Justice.
''yeah a horse with a big-'' started Donut.
''don't say it'' said Simmons.
''saddle, now who wants to mount up?'' asked Donut.
''oh god'' groaned Simmons.
(let me start with this inquiry which I've recorded in my diary, I've got a secret thing I want to say, whats worse than a conundrum? or a cheerleader threesome? {bitches})
''bow chicka bow wow'' guess who said that.
(not taking time to enjoy life each day! you see the fun will never cease as long as we have elbow grease (he rubbed something on Doc's elbows, which Doc quickly attempted to wipe off) theres really nothing to it when your using (he took a cleaning bottle out and started to pour it on Cabooses head) headlight fluid!)
as Donut said 'fluid' with a long pitch everyone else had questions.
''headlight fluid?'' asked Winter, Justice and Carolina.
''don't ask'' replied Grif.
''actually I've been curious on that for a while too'' said Wash.
''long story short Donut had just arrived at red base and we pulled the good old go to the store prank'' explained Simmons.
''really and you told him to get elbow grease and headlight fluid?'' asked Yang dully ''lame''
''hey it was comedy gold at the time'' said Grif.
''you really put up with this?'' Blake asked Wash.
''yeah, let me give you all some advise because I've got a feeling your going to be hanging out with us a lot, it's best just to go along with the madness'' said Wash ''which I'm not going to lie after year three thats exactly what I did, I would accept key moments of sanity now and then but ultimately it's just... just insanity, once you accept that the easier it is''
''ok we'll try to keep that in mind'' said Ozpin.
''how long is he going to trail off for the fluid lyric?'' asked Ren.
when Donut finally stopped Grif said ''Donut you do know there's no such thing as headlight fluid right, me and Simmons made it up''
''well Grif it all depends on what you mean by head'' said Donut, everyone just put on a face.
''lets all agree to pretend we don't know what he's talking about'' said Grif, everyone either said 'Agreed' or nodded.
''what is he talking about?'' asked Hope.
''don't ask Hope just don't ask'' said Wash as Donut started to sing again.
(I caught the fever for hot fun and I'm recruiting everyone, you know this army needs a little style)
''NO IT DOSEN'T DONUT IT'S FINE THE WAY IT IS!'' screamed Sarge.
''actually I agree'' said Faith ''your armour is all so bland the only cool two are my little brothers and Carolinas and that because he was creative enough to add yellow stripes and she has a different helmet, the one colour thing the rest of you have is just bland and boring, I'm thinking maybe we can add on strips or maybe unique markings onto your armour because the added colour thing is a cool idea but we need variety with it and-''
''Faith can you please talk to them about this later?'' asked Marry.
''sure sorry'' said Faith.
(or my ankles, stretch my hammies I know that you like double whammies 'cause I'm gonna sing and dance until you smile!)
Weiss quickly smiled ''there I'm smiling you can stop now!'' Donut didn't
(some soldiers only work or nap)
Ironwood glared at that remark, Sarge glared at Grif knowing who Donut was referring to and Winter simply rolled her eyes knowing there were soldiers like that.
(while I ride in shotguns lap, the solution is simple, I'll fill them up with my potential!)
as he dragged out potential
''shotguns lap?'' asked Pyrrha.
''yeah this is easier to explain'' said Doc.
''Shotguns Lap is simple sitting in the lap of the guy who called shotgun'' explained Carolina.
''it started when we needed to get somewhere and we only had a three seater and so half of us had to sit on each others laps'' stated Simmons.
Grif cringed and said ''don't remind me! please never remind me!''
''ok we get it, enough with the double enterdres'' said Ren.
''no don't-'' started Simmons too late.
''double enterdre? is that anything like a menage-a-trois?'' asked Donut.
''urge thanks Ren'' groaned Simmons as Donut started to sing again.
(let me blow you... away! like a needle I'll get lost inside your hay, easy if you know how just like milking a cow like we do in I-O-W-A!)
''Iowa?'' asked
''we'll explain that later'' said Grif.
(let me blow you... away! I'm on my knees to have a chance today, if you see me winking its because we are both thinking, this lightish red armour looks so garish!)
''what did he just call his armour?'' asked Glynda.
''garish, it means totally lacking in good taste'' explained Donut.
''hmm a lot like this song'' said Qrow.
''Donut I thought we already solved this, your armour's pink'' said Grif.
''I know but the only thing that rhymed was lightish-red'' said Donut.
''took him fourteen years to accept it'' sighed Sarge.
''how come it took that long for him to admit it?'' asked Ironwood.
''we have no idea'' said Tucker.
''my guess is he was just in deep, deep denial'' explained Simmons.
''err are we still talking about his armour colour or something else?'' asked Grif.
''enough talk you guys its time for some action!'' said Donut.
''NO!'' cried everyone.
(so let me blow you... blow you all... one by one... individually- or in a group... Blow you... AWAY!)
Donut did an epic power slid to end it off then jumped up and said ''what did you all think?'' nobody answered, Donut turned around to see nobody was there ''oh come on''