PSHH. xD This came up in a MSN conversation with Eternal.Angel. Therefore, I credit her for the thingy...XD

Warnings: SUCKERS! I GOT INSURANCE FOR THE CAMERAS NOW! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei

Number Twenty-One

I will not insist on eating computer keyboards.

"I'm hungry!" Mukahi whined.

"Gakuto, just eat something," Oshitari said.

"Um, newsflash? WE'RE IN THE CLUBROOM!"

"..."

"Why are you always hungry?" Shishido asked.

"BECAUSE I JUST AM, DAMMIT!"

"Whoa...temper problems."

"YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE TEMPER PROBLEMS!"

"JUST FUCKING EAT SOMETHING, DAMMIT!"

"THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT. NEWSFLASH, PEOPLE, WE'RE INSIDE THE FREAKING CLUBROOM!"

"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LOCKING US UP IN HERE!"

"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS THAT YOU THREE SHUT UP!" Atobe's voice was heard from outside.

"But Yuushi isn't saying anything!" Mukahi whined.

"Dude, you're just making yourself look bad."

"SHUT UP!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Atobe yelled.

"..."

Mukahi groaned. "I'm hungry."

"EAT SOMETHING, DAMMIT!"

"SHISHIDO SHUT UP!" Atobe's voice was heard once more.

Oshitari began reading Harry Potter 7 for the sixtieth time. He had nothing better to do.

"I shall eat my keyboard," Mukahi said suddenly.

"NO DON'T EAT IT!" Shishido yelled out. "IT'S BAD FOR YOU!"

Oshitari looked up. "Why would you care if he died or not eating a keyboard?"

"I don't want to get sued just because his parents think I murdered him."

"Ah..."

"But I'm hungry!" Mukahi was whining again. "Fine. I'll eat my water bottle."

"NO! DRINK THE WATER! INSTEAD OF EATING THE WATER BOTTLE!"

"THERE IS NO MORE FRICKING WATER IN THE WATER BOTTLE! I'LL EAT PAPER!"

"NO! DON'T EAT THE PAPER EITHER!"

"THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!"

"Paper tastes...weird..." Shishido was looked thoughtful. "EAT BREAD! OR CHEESE!"

"WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE! Let's see...I'll eat...uh...THE TUNER!"

"Tuner?!"

"YES! THE MUSICAL TUNER!"

"NO! DON'T EAT THAT EITHER! THAT'S BAD!"

"I SHALL EAT THE COMPUTER CHIPS!"

"NO! HOW ARE YOU GUNNA TYPE ON THE COMPUTER THEN?!"

"I don't know...spit the computer chips back out? But then I'd be hungry again! AGH!!!"

"URGH!"

"I KNOW! I'LL EAT ATOBE'S TENNIS RACKETS!"

"That you should so totally do," Shishido said.

"ORE-SAMA DOES NOT WANT HIS TENNIS RACKETS EATEN!" Atobe's voice was heard once again from outside.

"I'LL EAT THE TENNIS BAG!"

"NO! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING EAT THE FUCKING TENNIS BAG!"

"THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT? I KNOW! I'LL EAT THE UNGENDERED DANGEROUS OBJECT DUDE!"

"The ungendered wha?"

"The ungendered dangerous object dude!"

"Who's that?"

"The ungendered dangerous object dude, duhh!"

"Uh...okay."

"Yay!"

"WAIT! DON'T EAT THE UNGENDERED DANGEROUS OBJECT WHATEVER THINGY!"

Mukahi glared. "Then what am I supposed to eat?"

"I don't know..."

"EXACTLY!"

"JUST DON'T EAT!"

"BUT I'M HUNGRY, DAMMIT!"

"JUST WAIT! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OR ANYTHING!"

"URGHH!!"

"..."

"We have another important update. Mukahi Gakuto was admitted to the hospital right after he fainted Friday afternoon. Doctors have diagnosed him with hunger phobia. Please stay tuned for more important updates."

"Ii data," Inui said, scribbling madly onto his notebook.

Nya! XD

Like, half of this story was plagarized from an MSN conversation. So, I shall credit Eternal.Angel once again!

Oh, and the whole "I shall eat my keyboard, tennis bag, etc. etc." was from me. Eternal.Angel was all like "NO! DON'T EAT THE (THING)!!" XDDD

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