Yo, I urge you to, read better crap. At least read glitter covered crap. I don't understand why all of you are eating up slop. I may or may not have just compared you to a slop eating pig.

"Chat Noir?!" Marinette yelled out of shock.

"Chloe?!" Chat yelled.

"HOLY SHIT!" Chloe screamed shutting everyone in the room up. "Why is Chat here?!" She screamed at Marinette pointing at Chat.

"I just came back hoping that I could-"

"Back?! He was here earlier?!" Chloe continued to yell.

"I told him to leave!"

"Why was he even here?! Why did he call you princess?!"

"That's his nickname for me!" Marinette yelled now confused at everything that was happening.

"He has a nickname for you?! How many times has he been here?!"

Chat decided it was best to just stand there and act like nothing was wrong.

"Is this why you broke up with Adrien?!" Chloe accused.

"Yes! I mean, No!"

"Then why did you say yes?!"

"This is a very intense line of questioning!"

There was a small moment of calm after that. Both girls were panting from yelling at each other for that long. They were both trying to steady themselves when Chloe said something the others hadn't picked up on yet.

"Why does Chat smell like Adrien?" Chloe asked.

"What?" Both Marinette and Chat asked, surprised by her question.

"You," She said pointing to Chat. "Why do you smell like Adrien?"

Now Chat was worried. He might get found out now just because of something he can't control.

"He um, gave me some cologne for saving Paris so many times. I guess it was his way of thanking me."

"Okay then, but me and Marinette here were going to have a moment until you so rudely interrupted." Chloe said, going back into her normal bitchy mood. Marinette and Chat were only slightly surprised, but not for long they both knew Chloe. They both knew that she could have her favourite characters sidekick from her favourite book, and she would be upset that she didn't get the main character.

"Um, right! I got you some stuff Marinette. I got some flowers, some chocolates, some ice cream, and I even got some of your favourite, McDonald's." Chat stood there holding his bag up as if he was right in what he was doing. As if he came thinking that would work.

"What?" Marinette said dryly. She could feel her tears ready to flow again but instead she wasn't sad. She was angry.

"It's McDonald's," Chat started, nervous. "I-I'm sorry, I just heard what I said, who has Mc's as their favourite? You like it though, right?" Chloe already had her phone out at this point, even if it was Chat instead of Lady, she was still going to get this on film.

Marinette stood up and started walking towards Chat.

"I've only been to McDonald's once in the last two months!" Marinette was standing right in front of Chat at this point. "And you think that one time means that a gift will make everything okay?!" Marinette took the bag away from chat and flung it out her balcony doors. Chat watched as his best effort fell over the side. He didn't notice as Marinette went around him.

"GET OUT!" Marinette yelled as she started shoving him towards the balcony. "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!" Marinette's voice started to break as she got him outside. "Just." She finally allowed herself to start crying. "Please. Don't come back."

"Okay." Chat didn't want to deal with whatever was pushing him out. He didn't know what to do with this. The best thing he could think to do was get out of there.

At this point Chloe had stopped recording, she thought she had enough. Enough of what? She didn't know, she had it though.

"So, should I stay?" Chloe asked calmly, she still didn't have the compassion that she should have but at the least she was trying.

"Yeah, please." Marinette said coming back to sit down. "I need something to distract me from all, everything."

Chloe was still new to everything that she was doing, she had seen it in movies but after all this time the only experience she had was when she was on the hurting side. And the only one that was there for her was Sabrina and her butler.

"Want some ice cream?" Chloe asked handing Marinette the ice cream she was holding earlier. "You never opened yours."

"Yes, please, thank you." Marinette said collapsing onto the floor and immediately started opening the ice cream and began gorging herself. If she could, she would eat her mind away from everything that just happened. Like really, McDonald's?! She went there one time with him and immediately he thinks it's her favourite. Does he really not know anything about her?! At least, at least he didn't catch on she knows. If he didn't pay any attention to her, then he would never notice that she obviously knew who he was. Unfortunately, she didn't think anyone would no matter how obvious she was. It was clear to her that she would never had suspected Adrien to be Chat unless she saw him change like she did.

"So I'm new to the whole, making friends feel better thing, how do I start?" Chloe asked. No matter how bad she was, it was priceless for Marinette to see how hard she was trying to be a good person.

"Well," Marinette felt odd right now, she honestly wanted to feel disconnected. She couldn't, but she could try. Chloe was here to help her. And hopefully she actually would. "I am wondering, why is it that you used to like me?" She didn't know what she felt like doing. But she would do anything to feel any bit better. Right now she would do anything.

"Oh, well," Chloe started, rubbing the back of her neck. It was easy to see how off put she was by the question after everything that already happened. "I guess it was just how pretty you are. Seriously if it wasn't for the fact that I liked you I would be seriously jealous." Was that it? She was just pretty? That can't be the only thing. There has to be more to her to her friends other than she was pretty. It sounds like something Adrien would say. She knew he would say tons of things, but that's probably only because he knows that pretty isn't enough.

"Anything else?" Marinette asked. She knew Chloe was dense but she knew Chloe had standards. Extremely high standards. On second thought, Chloe was with Nathan so, maybe not.

"Oh of course. For one you are an amazing designer." Okay, now Chloe seemed very ready to start listing just about everything. She probably was going to do that now anyways.

"You're the only one that can bring a smile to everyone in class." She could really do that? She knew she was friends with just about everyone in class but really. A smile came to her face. She was starting to feel a little better, just what she wanted. "You are never one to back down no matter how many times I tried to humiliate you or put you down. Sorry about that." She always thought that idea was stupid. Bullying to show affection? She really thought Chloe hated her.

"Listen, can we stop talking about it now, it's kind of hard." Chloe asked, blushing at this point. Marinette nodded her head. She had no idea what she would talk about though.

Surprisingly Chloe seemed to be a great conversationalist. Both of them talked for at least two hours putting it well past midnight. She didn't even know what all they talked about. But at some point Chloe had brought up bees for some reason. Chloe just really liked bees. Apparently if she wasn't rich, as if a world like that exists, she would have loved to be a bee keeper. A good portion of their talking was about bees now that she thinks about it.

"SO!" Chloe yelled. They were both starting to doze off and neither of them felt like falling asleep yet. Their sugar high from the ice cream never came, sadly. Marinette was actually enjoying having Chloe around. Her mind was far away from Chat or Adrien and right now it was focusing on Chloe. Chloe and her great speaking skills, her wonderful air of bragging, her great fashion sense, and her actual care for her right now. She was extremely comfortable right now.

"Remember when Alya thought I was ladybug?" Chloe said with a giggle escaping her mouth. This also made Marinette laugh along with her. "She actually couldn't tell blue hair from blond! What was her deal that day?"

"Oh she is obsessed! She once thought Ivan was Ladybug!" Marinette added, stifling a few laughs that tried to escape her.

"What so Ladybug can change size and gender?! Alya is so dense sometimes! How obsessed is she really?" Chloe asked.

"She runs a blog called the LadyBlog, you tell me!" Marinette said, finally allowing herself to laugh.

"What about Nino? Is he really with the bug crazed lady?" Chloe asked.

"OH MOST DEFINITELY! You would not believe the tension between them when I was around."

"Tension? It was the most obvious thing in the classroom second to your crush!" Chloe continued laughing. "Well, I guess I was more obvious but still."

"Thanks for coming over tonight Chloe." Marinette said with a smile. She was happy and tired. She was having trouble keeping her eyes open as is. And Chloe is even worse giggling like a mad woman.

"It's no problem. I'm actually having a great time."

Meanwhile, a sky light to a large mansion opened.

Marinette and Chloe continued to talk on random things. Marinette, not realizing what she was doing, was leaning in closer to Chloe almost every minute.

"And that is why I hate ELF as an event makeup, short parties only. And it's super cheap compared to the stuff I usually use so I guess it makes sense that it isn't supposed to be for high class like me." Chloe finished.

"Hey, I use ELF!" Marinette started to defend her favourite makeup.

"And yet you still come to school looking great." Chloe said.

"Failure, disappointment, guilt, finals can be so difficult for high school students, but so easy to use for me." Hawkmoth said to himself, honestly pretty sadly as he was talking to himself. A small white butterfly flew into his hands as darkness surrounded it. Hawkmoth let it go through the skylight. "Go my little akuma!"

SLAP

Marinette barely registered what had happened. They were both having such a good time, she thought it was the right mood. She thought it was okay. Damn it.

"What made you think it was okay to kiss me?!" Chloe screamed. Marinette honestly didn't know.

"I thought the mood was right! It was a mistake that's all!" Marinette honestly had no idea where the words came from.

"And you thought that made it okay to kiss me?!"

"Well you said earlier that you liked me! And we were just throwing compliments around this whole time! I thought that was the message you were sending!"

"I was just talking Marinette! You know, a conversation! It's not like you kiss Alya when you talk to her!" Chloe continued and they both stood up.

"That's different!"

"How?! As I see it I'm just supposed to be sloppy seconds!" Chloe retorted. Marinette hadn't seen that coming. "You dump Adrien and then you think you can just have your way with the next person that you see?!" Chloe exclaimed, she had pulled out her cell and started texting someone.

"You aren't sloppy seconds! I didn't even know what I was doing! Things are just really confusing right now!"

"I'm leaving. I already texted an uber where to pick me up. I'm gonna wait outside." Chloe said shoving her phone back to where it was.

Chloe turned her back to head toward the trap door as Marinette's eyes started leaking again. It felt like there were wires constricting tighter around her heart and lungs. She couldn't just let Chloe leave like this. She didn't really understand it but she needed her here.

As Chloe was bending down to reach for the panel Marinette grabbed her wrist and pulled to make Chloe look at her.

"Please." Marinette started, tears streaming down her face now. "Please, I need this." Marinnette was acting on emotion, she didn't know why she was saying these things right now. She couldn't even get a grasp on her own emotions. She brought Chloe's hand up to her cheek. The warmth of her hand honestly felt good on her. "I don't need you to be sloppy seconds I just need someone here with me right now. It just, it feels so good."

Chloe watched in disgust at Marinette's honestly pathetic state. Her face was beet red and so were her eyes from all the tears. She was almost sniveling although it didn't help the tears made her face disgustingly shiny. And not only that. The strong bold Marinette was begging her to stay for, for this!

After a few seconds Chloe snatched her hand back to her in her own confusion. She liked how soft Marinettes cheek was and she honestly wanted to stay. But she couldn't do that.

"I'm leaving. I can't be around 'this' any longer." Chloe said lifting up the trap door.

"Chloe please!" Marinette yelled at her hoping to change her mind.

"No! I don't need any of this right now! I can't just be here with you the way you want! I'm already with Nath! You're making it so confusing!" Chloe screamed back with tears of her own. "I can't keep having these feelings for you now! I was done trying to get your attention and now this?! I just, I can't do this! You are sick right now, and I am not the one to help with that." Chloe finished. Unable to make anymore words come out she left out the door and went outside.

Marinette was just left there crying. Chloe was right, she needed help. She just wanted something physical to keep her mind at ease. She knew how it was to talk out her problems but she needed this. She needed some kind of physical attachment to someone else. She just needed to forget what it was like with Adrien.

She fell on her butt and leaned against her love seat. Why? Why did Adrien have to be Chat? Why did Adrien have to get the Chat miraculous? Why does this have to be torture for her? She was willing to be with Chloe and now Chloe already hates her more than she already did. She'll probably tell the whole thing to Alya and then she'll have a stream of questions from Alya. Dammit. She really needed something right now.

"Akuma wait!" Hawkmoth ordered as he felt another rising distress. One far more powerful than the simple test anxiety. He could sense heartbreak, confusion, misguided lust, and even more lying under the surface. "You have a new target. Follow this one instead. It might be strong enough to get us want we want this time."

Hello, I have finals this next week.

Wish me luck, or, even better, review the chapter. I know I haven't updated in a long while. And that's because instead of doing a really easy thing in writing class that gives me extra time. The exact opposite happened.

Let's have one of those contest things to see if any of you read these author notes.

A. a Rose and Juleka chapter

B. I pull a completely dumb idea out of my head that you'll probably think works really well

or C. I give Adrien a redemption to not be a complete sack of whatever he is now

D. I make another chapter in my one shots story about mlp midnight sparkle

honestly I forget.

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I have plenty of stories I've been reading for years. And a few years ago I became really glad I hit the random tag. This story never fails to crack me up.