Chapter 20: I said I don't care what you think! Stop flaming, okay, preps! Fangs to Raven for the help! Oh yeah. By the way, I'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next 3 days so don't expect updates.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I put on a black leather mini, a black corset with purple lace stuff all over it, and black gothic combat boots. MCR were going to do the concert again, since Voldemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to Fang you for the Venom. I got all mad and turned it off, but secretly I hoped inside that it was Draco so we could do it again. "What the fucking hell are you doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Lupin! "Are you gonna come rape me or what?" I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a pedophile.

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) can I please borrow some condoms," he growled angrily.

"Yeah, so you can fuck your six-year-old girlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarcastically.

"Fucker," he said, going anyway.

I put on some black eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Then I gasped….Snake and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, doing it, and Dobby was watching!

"Oh my God, you ludicrous idiot!" they both shouted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. They got up, though. Normally I would have been turned on (I love seeing guys do it), but both of them were fucking preps. (by the way, Snape was moved to Gryffindor now)

"What the fuck. Is that why you wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (see I spelled that)

Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lupin shouted angrily.

"Well, you should've told me." I replied.

"You dimwit!" Snape began to shout angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a picture of them. You could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well excuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was that all about?"

"It's to blackmail you." I snarled. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you can't fucking rat me out or I'll show this to Dumbledore. So fuck off, you bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and they tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"What the fuck? Where's Draco?" I asked him.

"Oh. He's being a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't come." Vampire said, shaking his head. "You wanna come with me? To the concert?" Then… he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his godfather Sirius Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it.

The one on the back said 'EBONY' on it.…

I flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, and I began to make out, moshing to the music. I gasped, looking at the band. I almost had an orgasm. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin to sing 'Helena' and his sexy beautiful voice began to fill the hall. …And then, I heard some crying. I turned and saw Draco, crying in a corner.

Editor's note: I think she meant to spell sarcastically. Almost, right?

How does one make out and mosh at the same time? Honestly, kids these days are just ಠ_ಠ