A/N: Sorry I was late! I had to have surgery to remove my brain and now I'm OK! No, seriously, I still have my brain….I think. In fact, I think, and therefore, I am! No, WRONG story! Anyhow, it WASN'T my fault that I didn't get to update on my USUAL night! And that's because FF wouldn't LET me! Something about :
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See? I wasn't lying! Anyhow, somehow they could finally convert my document…or something. And so, now that I've been able to finally update, let's take it from the top, the part with which I was originally intending to open this chapter… ROLL IT!
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WOW! I just got my 100th review! YAY! Thank you, you wonderful readers! And I just feel like celebrating by eating some chocolate! (All right, so I eat chocolate even when I'm NOT celebrating! At least I have a real reason for it now, is that a crime?) So, here is Chapter 21! I dedicate it to my 100th reviewer, who happens to be—Angelus alvus! Wa-hoo! Remember the 'IDNOAC' and 'IGFCTTTAOAPEFAD' things. OK, Marv, you know what to do!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 21—Pell-Mell
Blooper 107
What You Want
Cut to the scene in the beginning of the show when Danny and Tucker are at a carnival. They are at a table in front of a tent-like stand that reads: Madam Babazita's Mystical Oddities". Attending the table is Babazita, an old woman dressed like a gypsy. And on the table are various lamps, bottles and cards.
Tucker picks up the golden bottle that's on the end.
Tucker: (incredulously)A genie in a bottle? I don't think so. (putting the bottle down). Thanks anyway.
He and Danny leave, pass by a 'cotton candy' stand, and then a mother holding onto her red-headed little girl carrying a balloon. The mother and little girl then begin to pass the 'cotton candy' stand.
Little Red-Haired Girl: Please mommy! Please mommy! (points behind her and then shouts)Can I have some cotton candyplease, please, please, please?
Mother:I think you've had enough sugar today.
They then begin to walk past Babazita's table and the golden bottle.
Little Red-Haired Girl:I want it! I want it! (crying) I want it!
Just as they pass the table, the little red-haired girl's balloon brushes against the golden bottle. In the next instant, the string attached to the balloon wraps around the bottle and knocks it off the table.
The golden bottle breaks when it hits the ground. It then begins to smoke and in the next instant, the Box Ghost materializes! And he's dressed just like a female genie.
Box Ghost (beet red with embarrassment and anger, shouts to the air): That's not funny, Desiree! I said I was sorry for taking your make-up box!
Butch grabs his face and groans.
Blooper 108
Realty Trip (real blooper, thanks to BrandyMyDog)
Have you noticed that the book that Sam had about the Reality Gauntlet kept appearing and reappearing? Well, let's investigate that, shall we?
Cut to the scene where Danny, Sam, and Tucker are at the end-of-the-school-year concert from Dumpty Humpty.
This is where the book first appears. Sam tells Danny about the Reality Gauntlet and who the author is.
The Dumpty Humpty band begins to come out of the huge egg, which cracks open, and has a real yolk and white in it with the band members immersed in it.
Freakshow shows up and Lydia grabs Sam, the book and Tucker.
Fast forward to Freakshow fighting Danny on stage. You have to look hard, but just when Freakshow is beginning to form the monster made out of the band's drum set, Lydia is holding Tucker and Sam in the background the entire time and Sam does not have the book in her free hand.
Danny fights the spider-drum set monster, and just when Danny's stuck to the monster's web, the scene switches to Tucker, Lydia and Sam, who is now holding the book.
Sam jerks away from Lydia and runs toward Freakshow.
Sam (throwing book at Freakshow): Leave him alone!
The book hits Freakshow.
Sam then kicks the book away from Freakshow. Danny breaks free from the web and then he, Sam, and Tucker all attack Freakshow and his Reality Gauntlet. They accidentally activate all of the gems.
They continue to struggle with Freakshow in midair, and finally think of a place to hide the gems.
The Reality Gauntlet is deactivated and everyone crashes to the stage. Danny's secret is revealed.
Fast forward to the arrival of the Guys-in-White to the stage.
Agent K:Nobody move!
The Fentons, the Mansons and the Foleys meet at the Fenton's home and then captured by Lydia.
Back at the Dumpty Humpty concert stage…
AGENT O:You're coming in for questioning.
AGENT K:And experiments. Lots and lots of really painful experiments.
DANNY:I don't think so!
He grabs his friends and tries to fly away, but he loses his powers and they fall back to the stage.
Sam: I'll get us out of here! (grabs Danny and yells): MOSH PIT!
The book is missing the entire time until it coincidentally appears right next to Danny, Sam and Tucker just as they're entering the 'mosh pit'.
After they emerge from the 'mosh pit', Sam no longer has the book.
Then the book is missing during the entire time when the trio is trying to escape from the Guys-in-White. This includes the time when they escape the school field by dressing up in a football, cheerleader, and the ravens' mascot outfits. And when they go to Danny's house, run into the Guys-in-White again, and escape in the Fenton Blimp/Jet, Sam doesn't have the book.
But suddenly, after the jet has been invisible and in flight for over a day, Sam has the book again!
Tucker (frowning): Hey, Sam, what's with that book, anyways? It keeps disappearing and the reappearing. It's kinda creepy!
Sam (nonchalantly): Oh, didn't I tell you? I found it in the "Freaky Stuff" section at the 'Ghost Books Я Us' store.
Butch: CUT!
Blooper 109
Phantom Planet (thanks again to BrandyMyDog)
Cut to the scene when Danny has attempted to capture the ghosts using the Fenton Jet and a ridiculously large net.
Danny: Awesome! I think this is going to work!
He captures almost a bazillion ghosts and thinks he's succeeded when the Fenton Jet is attacked and seriously damaged.
Robotic Voice coming from the Fenton Jet: Auto Eject….
Danny: What?
Before the boy can do anything, he and his pilot seat are rocketed upward out of the Fenton Jet.
He ends up outside and goes intangible to release himself from his pilot seat. He then turns around when he hears ghostly laughter.
All the ghosts he has captured in the net are being released. But then, Skulker is in the forefront…
Skulker (blowing the smoke off the top of his gun): We warned you once, ghost brat!
Danny: Wait! Let me explain! Our worlds are linked! If mine goes, yours goes, too! I have a plan!
Skulker then shoots at Danny….only to miss and hit Vortex instead!
Vortex screams in pain.
Skulker: Oops! Uh, my bad? I just re-calibrated my weapons and I guess I need to do more tweaking?
Butch (groaning): CUT!
Blooper 110
Maternal Instincts
Cut to the scene where Danny and his mother are in the private leer jet and are on their way to The DALVS Group's mother-son Science Symposium weekend.
Maddie:Come on, Mr. Pouty-Pants. This weekend is supposed to be about us! Those DALV people sent this private jet just for us. How perfect is that?
Danny:Do you want the truth, or one of those little white lies that doesn't hurt your feelings?
Maddie looks down and sighs; and then closes her eyes.
Maddie:Forget it, Danny. Just look out the window at that warm, sunny Florida coastline.
Pilot (over the intercom):Folks, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window on your left you'll see the cold, bleak Colorado Rockies.
Danny startles in disbelief.
Danny:The Rockies? That's nowhere near Florida! What gives?
Pilot:And if you look out the window on your right side, you'll see me! Bailing out of the plane before it careens out of control and crashes.
Danny: Wait! Do you mean to my right or mom's right?
Butch: Cut! Danny. Just look out the window, OK?
Danny (smiling mischievously): Yeah, I just wanted to be left, I mean, right!
Butch rolls his eyes.
A/N: Hope you liked! And you know what to do if you did! Uh, it's down there! That pretty green thing! And, BTW, have a great week! I will now that I finally got to update! And I even still have my brain…I think! truephan