A/N: Ok, I've seen this kind of story written before, but I enjoyed them so much that I really wanted to write my own one… K, let's get it done! :D Enjoy my fellow fiction-ers! K, I just thought I'd explain: Basically the team have all got Facebook and they're all chatting whilst they are in the office, etc., etc., etc. SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! I had like five essays to write this week! I'm deeply sorry…
Disclaimer: It's still not mine. Nearly Christmas though so… fingers crossed! :D
U for 'U + me'
Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon are now friends
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Wayne 'Rolo' Rigsby: Wow, didn't expect that. ;)
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Grace Van Pelt: Ikr?
Wayne 'Rolo' Rigsby: She's always throwing stuff at him…
Kimball Cho: mmm.
Grace Van Pelt: Maybe there's some development… ya know…
Wayne 'Rolo' Rigsby: Say what?
Grace Van Pelt: Oh come on Rigs, srsly?
Wayne 'Rolo' Rigsby: What?
Kimball Cho: Never mind.
Teresa Lisbon: Excuse me, am I missing something here? :(
Kimball Cho: No, ma'am.
Patrick Jane: You three do realise that this is being put up for all to see, right? :D Tsk, tsk. You should all be ashamed. :(
Teresa Lisbon: Oh, hush you! Come on, back to work guys.
Patrick Jane: Killjoy…
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Teresa Lisbon: Ahem. I'm still here ya know. -.-
Teresa Lisbon: is very annoyed right now. I wonder why…
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Patrick Jane: Why my dear? DO tell. I'm happy to help. ;)
Teresa Lisbon: I don't need your help. Don't you think you've done enough for one day?
Patrick Jane: Ouch, sting. Come on, you don't mean that.
Teresa Lisbon: Oh, believe me, I do.
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Patrick Jane: How so? I'm afraid I don't follow. :/
Teresa Lisbon: Well, getting me suspended by HIDING A WHOLE FREAKIN' MONTHS WORTH OF TRASH IN LEROCHE'S OFFICE might be a small indication, don't you think? :(
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Patrick Jane: You know Lisbon; you really shouldn't frown so much. It increases your chances of getting major frown lines when you're older… And 10 people liked that? Dear God, guys! Get a life!
Kimball Cho: You do realise you're one of those ten, right?
8 people like this.
Patrick Jane: Just sayin' guys. :(
Kimball Cho: No. Don't say anything. At all.
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Messages:
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Sorry! :(
Message: Hey, I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to get you in trouble…
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: Yeah right…
Message: Pft, yeah right. Ooh, is that a flying pig outside my office window? :(
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Seriously!
Message: Seriously! I am sorry! I know I can be pig headed and arrogant at times, but come on, that's just the way I am. You know you love it really. ;)
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: In your dreams!
Message: Keep on dreaming, Jane. And you hit the nail on the head there. Although can I tweak it a little? 'I am pig headed and arrogant all the time.' There, that's better.
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Aww, come on…
Message: Come on Teresa! Don't beat yourself up like that! :D Didn't I say before? It's better to be happy then sad!
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: Shut up.
Message: (Please see above) and when did you ever tell me that? :/
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Aww…I'm hurt, Lisbon…
Message: Ouch…You really don't remember? :( OK, I tell you what. Lemme get you a coffee, and we'll talk about it yeah? I really am sorry…
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: …
Message: Fine. But you better have a good explanation for all this crap I'm getting lately! Or did you mean talk about me not remembering? Cos I really don't want you inside my head again…
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Relax.
Message: Hey, I wasn't intending to 'go inside your head' as you put it. After all, you and I both know that is physically impossible anyways…
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: All right, that's enough.
Message: Stop being such a smart ass, Jane! Do you want another freakin' stapler thrown at your head? Cos believe me, I will if I have to.
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Mercy! Little white flag goin' up!
Message: Oh I know all too well that you will, after all I am looking at you right now and I can see you holding it… Crap. Anyways, shall we go now? I need a coffee. ;)
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: WHAT ARE YOU, A STALKER?
Message: Why are you looking at me, Jane? That's just creepy. Yeah, U + me both.
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Ooh, Lisbon! :D
Message: So you're looking at me too then? Since you said both of us? ;D
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: HUSH!
Message: That's not what I meant, you jackass! For God's sake, I want my coffee! NOW!
Patrick Jane Teresa Lisbon:
Subject: Whoa, calm down!
Message: OK, then! Let's go! And watch your language, missy! :D
Teresa Lisbon Patrick Jane:
Subject: Hey! :(
Message: Don't tell me what to do! Meet me out by the car… -_-
Three hours later…
Teresa Lisbon changed her relationship status to 'In a relationship'.
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Patrick Jane changed his relationship status to 'In a relationship'.
Teresa Lisbon likes this.
Kimball Cho: OK, that has got to mean something…
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TA DA! :D I actually REALLY enjoyed writing this chapter! Please, please, please review! It'll make my day! :D MUCH LOVE! :D DWG32 xxx