Chapter 22: The Stakeout
Ana's POV
It was almost three in the morning. I texted my mom telling her I was sleeping over at Kate's. Kate told her mom she was sleeping over at Bliss' and Bliss didn't even bother with her mother. Damon told his that he was sleeping at Christians. It was perfect. We parked the Escalade right across the street; it gave us the perfect view. Christian and I were in the front seat and Damon sat in the middle between Bliss and Kate. Elliot was in the very back but he moved to squeeze in with the other three, once we were all situated. I opened the huge bag in front of me and began to dig through it.
"Who got the Hot Cheetos?" I asked.
"That would be me." Damon grabbed the bag and handed it to me.
"Elliot, here are your Mini Oreos." I tossed them back.
"And here are Kate's Twizzlers." I handed them to her along with Bliss' candy. "Give that to Bliss."
"And the rest is ours, Christian." He reached in the bag to grab his Takis and I grabbed my Hershey bar, along with my graham crackers. Yeah, I'm weird, I know, but it's delicious. "Everyone has their drinks right?" I asked. Everyone gave me grunts in answer. I looked back and they were all stuffing their faces. I laughed. "Okay than."
Christian asked Elliot for the camera. He handed it to him, but it wasn't just a camera. "Elliot, you brought a damn cam recorder?"
"Yeah, I wanted the picture, or video to be excellent quality." He explained through a mouth full of Oreos.
"And why do you need it to be perfect quality?" I asked him.
"Because," he swallowed his food, "I'm going to put that juicy shit on YouTube."
"Of course you are." Christian mumbled as he put the recorder against the windshield. Kate and Bliss snickered.
"Wait, how are we sure that he will even go looking in his trunk? I don't think people normally check there trunks for anything unusual." I never check my trunk. I don't know who does. "Maybe you guys didn't planned this properly or think it all the way through."
"Ana, c'mon, you know we think of everything." Bliss said.
"Have you that little faith in us dear Ana?" Kate giggled.
"How are you guys so sure?" Elliot asked. They continued to laugh. It made me want to join in.
"We took his phone and put it in her," Bliss hesitated, making me all the more interested, "cleavage."
My eyes were bugging out of my eyes and Christian head snapped to the girls. "You guys didn't?" I screeched.
"We most certainly did." Kate retorted.
"Wow, that is great." Elliot chuckled.
"You two are total bitches!" Christian joined in the laughter. "That is too funny. You know she is going to be so fucking pissed when she finds out it was you guys."
"If she has any memory of what happened, than she'll know it was us, but I doubt it. She was pretty wasted. I could care less if she found it was us. She doesn't scare me." Bliss replied.
"When do you think he'll realize his phone is gone?" I asked.
"It shouldn't be long. Rick's on that thing a lot, he's an all-nighter and his room light is still on, so he can't be asleep." Christian said.
"What if he passed out with it on?" I countered.
I saw Damon shake his from the corner of my eye. "Nah, he hardly drank anything. He only had one beer. He wasn't anywhere close to being buzzed when he left, let alone drunk. If anything he's playin' video games right now."
I looked up at his window and I saw movement. "Well your right, he isn't asleep. I see him moving around."
Elliot leaned forward and had a pair of big black binoculars.
What the hell?
"Elliot, where did you get those?" I asked him in disbelief. He really did come prepared for this.
"I had them in my room and I wanted to make sure I see everything." He said while looking in the eye enhancing lenses. "And boy do I see everything. He's got a girl in there."
Bliss crawled over Damon and had her face against the glass. Kate was already there staring up intently. Elliot was leaning over me to get a closer look and Christian stared out as well. And me, well I was staring too. I couldn't quite see all that well. I snatched the binoculars away from him and looked in.
I think I just puked in my mouth.
The girl was on her knees, her head bobbing up and down.
What? He didn't think to close the damn curtains?
"What a lucky bastard." Damon muttered.
"Is Bliss not giving you any?" Kate snickered. Bliss giggled as well.
"I guess he didn't think to shut his curtains?" Christian said.
"I was thinking the same thing." I removed the binoculars from my eyes and handed them to Christian. "You wanna see?" I smiled.
He took them from me and looked through them. "Oh, damn. That is quite some action."
"You know I brought those for me." Elliot said his arms over his chest. .
"I guess we are going to be here for a while." I assumed.
"Yeah." Everyone, except me and Christian, said in unison their eyes still glued to the show taking place in Rick's room.
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Two hours. That's how long it took for that chick to leave. I fell asleep in Christians lap while he played with my hair. I woke up to everyone yelling.
"She's finally leaving!" Everyone screamed and I jolted right up.
"Look guys." Bliss said.
I looked out the window and she was standing on the front porch with Rick. He kissed her and they exchanged a few words. He kissed her again and swatted her on the ass. She started to walk away and he watched her as she left.
Oh shit!
She was walking this way. "Does she see us?" Kate asked. The girl was getting closer and I was panicking. I really didn't want to get caught.
"Guys, duck." Christian yelled in a whisper. We all did what he said and she walked in front of the car and then walked down before she got to the house that we were parked next to.
"So he has a fuck buddy that live across the street from him?" Elliot beamed. "Well that is fucking convenient. I have to say, I'm a little bit jealous."
I giggled at him.
"This should be when he searches for his phone, realizes he can't find it anywhere and then call one of us from his landline." Kate said.
"Yeah, he will probably think he left it at the party." Bliss finished for Kate.
"That or he'll Call his phone, when he can't hear it anywhere in the house he'll go to his car." My grin grew, reaching my ears. "Oh my god, he'll call his phone while searching in his car and it will ring, leading him to the trunk. And what will be in there?" My excitement went through the roof.
"He'll find his phone and a drunk bitch!" Kate yelled. We all busted out laughing, even the guys.
"All we have to do is wait." Damon said.
"Yeah." Bliss agreed.
Christian's phone went off and he pulled it out to look at who it was. "Or maybe not." Christian showed us and it was Rick's picture that was displayed on the screen.
"Answer it!" Kate screeched.
"Put it on speaker." I added.
He answered and put it on speaker. "What's up man?" he said.
"Dude are you at home? I can't find my damn phone. I think I left it there."
"Did you call it and check everywhere? Your room?"
"Yeah, bro, it isn't here."
"What about your car?" Christian was really good at putting on a show. I was having the hardest time trying to keep my laughter inside. I couldn't say the same for Kate. Her face was red as an apple. She was silently laughing.
"Oh right. Can you look around while I check?" Rick said.
"Yeah, call me if you find it."
"Alright man, thanks." He hung up and I quickly grabbed the camera, turned in on and pressed record. I pointed it towards the house, making sure I got his front door and car in the same view. The light in his room turned off and I knew he was about to walk out that door.
"Wait, who has the steady hands? I'm going to be laughing way too much." I said.
"Damon." Everyone said in unison. I laughed and handed him the camera. He switched places with Kate so it would be easier. I also rolled down the window a tad, so we can capture his sounds as well.
I looked at the door and out walked Rick. I could already feel myself begin to chuckle. He had the house phone in his hand and he walked down to his car. He unlocked the car and opened the passenger's door. "Oh my god, this is it." Bliss squealed. He put the phone to his ear. He stood up and looked around. His ring tone was loud as hell, I could even hear it. He checked his back seats and he was getting so confused I could see it on his face.
I couldn't help it. I let out a small laugh. It was too funny. Kate joined me.
"He's walking toward the trunk!" Elliot was getting excited.
Rick stood in front on the trunk and pressed the button. It popped open and he placed his hands under it to bring it the rest of the way up.
Priceless, is all I have to say. Holy shit.
Rick's POV
What the hell? Where is my damn phone? I hear it ringing but it's not in the front or the back seats. I checked everywhere, between and under the seats. I swear I'm not going crazy. The only place left is the trunk, but it makes no sense for it to be in there. I might as well look what could it hurt?
I rounded the car and unlocked my trunk and instantly here my ringtone get louder. So it is in here, that's fucking odd. I use my hands to lift it the rest of the way up and get the sight of my life.
I jump back and scream, it was a manly scream though, and fall back on my ass. My hands break my fall and I am too scared to get off the ground. What the fuck is in my trunk? I lean forward so that I'm on my knees and I slowly rise and peak over the opening.
Oh my fucking god. It's a girl! How in the hell did she get in here.
Is she dead? Oh shit she's dead!
What am I supposed to do with a dead body?
I'm going to jail. Awe, fucking hell.
I stand up and just stare at the limp body in my trunk.
"Wait a minute." I whispered to myself. "Is that Elena?"
This is just fucking great. I run my hands through my hair and pace. I pace for a while and then I stop and look at her again. Maybe I should dump her body somewhere.
Nah. I would never get away with that.
Maybe I should check to see if she has a pulse. It would really suck if I dumped her somewhere and she's actually alive. I reach for her and when I do her eyes shoot open.
I reeled my hand back and let out a girly scream.
She jumped up and my phone came flying out of her fucking boobs. It landed on the ground with a crack. Great, now I'll need a new one.
"What am I doing here?" she shrieked.
"Uh, good question. I don't know." She gave me a look that told me to back up. She stumbled to the ground and ran after to me.
"You tried to kidnap me!" I ran for my life. This chick was insane.
"No I didn't!" I yelled as I went on one side of my car, putting distance between us.
"You're lying! I swear I am going to hurt you." Her eyes were blood shot. If she didn't smell like alcohol, I'd think she was possessed.
"You're fucking crazy!" I yelled. She dashed for me and I ran back around, grabbing my phone and sprinting to my door. I opened it and threw myself in, locking it behind me. She pounded on the door once and I just ran to my room. I let out a deep breath and sighed with relief, I didn't die.
Wait until the guys hear about this. I thought.
Ana's POV
"Please tell me you got all of that?" I asked through my tears. Everyone was laughing uncontrollably. That was the funniest thing; I think I have ever seen in my life.
"I got everything!" Damon chuckled.
"That was fucking amazing." Bliss cried.
"Oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing so much." Kate said.
"He screamed like a little girl!" Christian bellowed.
"I swear this is going to get thousands of views!" Elliot literally had tears falling.
We watched the whole thing and laughed every second. Elena even chased him to the door, I thought she was going to break in or something. She was running all over the damn street and she eventually pulled her phone out of her pocket and made a call.
I was surprised when I saw Jack picking her up. When did those two start talking? Every time I saw him, he was alone. He drove up in one of those old classic cars that guys find 'sexy'. How a car can be sexy, I will never know.
"Hey guys I'm hungry." Damon said.
"Let's go to IHOP. I have been wanting a Blueberry pancakes for like, ever." Kate replied.
"Sounds good to me." I said. I looked at Christian for approval.
"Yeah, I could use some food." He said. I kissed him sweetly on the cheek and everyone was seated with their seat belts. I'd say they had the same thoughts.
Christian pulled out and headed out of the neighborhood and onto the highway.
We headed to IHOP, with great footage, empty stomachs, and all at five in the morning.
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