To Blacky and all! If you need/want my facebook then search up 'Doggyd Cookiethief' and its the one with the wolf (same as Fanfiction!)
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Onwards with the story!
"I'm so stupid." I moaned as I crawled to the edge of the bed with slow groaning steps. "Never... Never again will I trust a creepy barman..."
"Well, it was a bar Kitten. You should have guessed there was alcohol." Don pointed out with a chuckle as he propped himself to watch me. I glowered at him through bloodshot eyes. "Now now, you already look like a horror monster. No need to add the nasty looks. It will ruin your beautiful complexion."
"You are an asshole." I spat crawling beneath my pillow. "Go away. Leave me to die in peace..."
"Fufufu, I guess you're not one for booze though. You're quite the light weight." He grinned on as he ignored my 'request'. "You remember much?"
"No. I remember the barman and my throat burning a bit. I remember your stupid antics too by the way but nothing past the first couple mouthfuls." I frowned as I settled into the covers.
"..." Don chuckled as he leaned in near me and snickered. "So, you're in love with me huh?"
"W-WHAT?!" My head shot out of the covers and I gaped at him before groaning as my head spun and I flopped back on the pillows. "What crap are you talking about?"
"You admitted your undying love to me last night." He said casually as he rolled his eyes. "Quite dramatically I might add."
"Your lying.
"Nope. Mind you we were alone so it wasn't really that embarrassing but still kind of cute." He nuzzled into me and I moaned at him. "Fufufu... Kitty got a crush!"
"Maybe I thought you were somebody else." I snapped blushing. "Ever think of that jerk?"
"Oh? Like who?" He snorted as his grin tightened. "Who would you mistaken with me?"
"Bellamy." I answered with a shrug. That caused Don to pause.
"Bellamy?"
"Have you seen that man? He's got muscles, tattoos and the spring spring fruit. He could get pretty kinky in bed I bet." I hummed with a roll of my eyes. "He has fashion sense too. The scar is a bit of a turn down but he's got some bad boy hair... Mmmhm. I wonder if all his body parts could turn into springs? That would be interesting to test out at some point. Maybe I'll try and catch him.
"Bellamy." Don stared at me in disbelief. "You have a crush... on Bellamy."
"No, just more like open check out. He walks by I may give his ass a grab though." I shrugged as I snuggled into the pillows. Don growled as he pressed himself against my back and I sighed with irritation. "Yes Don?"
"You're damn crazy you know that?" Don fumed as he let out a slow snort through his nose. "First you go off telling me you're from a totally different world, then you say you're going to leave at some point to go back to this 'other world' and now you are telling me while you're in my bed that you want to jump Bellamy's bones."
"When did I tell you that?" I gasped sitting upright. "When did I tell you about my world?"
"Eh? So it wasn't drunk blabbering?"
"I'm afraid not." Rejar's voice warmed its way through the room as he, Jen and Brit all stood bearing gifts. Fruit, water and some sort of eggy breakfast. "I apologize for busting in but I thought I should speak up."
"I got eggs." Jen said handing them to me. "They help with hangovers."
"Fruit too." Brit pipped up pushing a bowl of cut pears as she gave Rej the stink eye. "We would have brought strawberries but we were afraid it wouldn't make it."
"Krm... Well anyways!" Rejar coughed awkwardly into his hand as he turned and blushed. "As for being from another world I don't doubt she was. All four of us were if I'm correct. I'm from Germany by the way."
"Finland."
"Florida!"
"Canada." I shrugged. "So, you guys are from there too? Did you get pulled through the shadow portal thing? Do you know how to get back?"
"Well... we can't. Not right now at least. Hasn't Shadow talked to you yet?" Brit frowned as she crossed her arms. "She must be fighting Light then. See, we're something like... uh.. benders?"
"Benders?" Don frowned as his lip twitched. "What crap have you all been smoking?"
"What do you mean by benders?" I asked with a sigh as I gave Don a look.
"I think she is referring to Avatar. Earth bender, fire bender, air bender and water bender, only we're elemental castors not benders. " Rej answered with a frown.
"There's a difference?" I frowned.
"We cannot produce the power on our own. Our element near us in order to use it." Rejar explained scratching the back of his head. "A pain in the ass sometimes but those are the rules..."
"So, why can't we go home?"
"If Light followed us home then she'd wipe out our families without a thought. Besides we're stronger together." Jen said crossing her arms and snorting. "She'll do anything to stall us or kill us, even if it means spilling innocent blood. Bit of a mind trip though isn't it? I would have figured Shadow would be evil and Light be good but surprising its the other way around."
"Well... that sucks." I sighed as I rubbed my throbbing head as I munched on a piece of pear. "So I can't go home?"
"Eventually we will." Brit sighed as she gave me a sad smile. "Just, not right now. We have to kick Light's ass first."
"You're all a bunch of crazy people." Don snapped as he glared venomously at the three of them. "All was fine until you three morons showed up! You honestly expect me to believe that you idiots are from another world? That you 'teleported' and now you have to try and fight off an element of Light? You're seriously believing this crap Kitten?"
"I am not from here Don!" I snapped back. "Remember? I fell in your pool from thin air! Don't you think that would be hard to explain too?"
"Where's your proof then? Use your 'element powers' and show me your not lying and maybe I'll start believing this crap." Don snarled. "Prove to me you all are from another world and can use the these powers of yours and that they aren't devil fruits."
Well crap, how do you explain that to a hardheaded flamingo fool? I inwardly grouched as I scowled at him. He snorted back.
"That's what I thought." Don snorted with a glower. He swung his feet off the bed and stretched as he headed for his coat. "You're a bunch of damn loo-"
"I never said I couldn't prove it Doflamingo." Rejar stated loudly as he crossed his arms and stared at the man with a challenging expression on his face. "I am the commander of Water. If you want proof then follow me. I'll give you proof."
Don stilled as he looked over at the determined male, his snarl growing smaller as he stared. Then slowly the smirk grew back as he pulled his coat off the back of the chair and walked back to the bed. Picking me up with little difficulty he grunted at me before picking up my water glass and walked to Rejar with the crazy grin still in place.
"Alright then, show me what you got." He sneered. "Lead the way."
We were taken outside (much to my pain of my eyes) to the pool where the magical Tidal wave lived. Grunting Rejar glanced back at us before closing his eyes and letting out a sigh. Then slowly his eyes opened and suddenly he had no pupils. His whole eye went white though the center was paler then the rest (1), his gaze alarming both Don and I. We went stiff as he took a step onto the pool water and walked on its surface. Rejar was walking on water (2). He walked about halfway before he sank down into the depths and disappeared. We waited him to resurface for nearly five minutes.
"Do you think he drowned?"I whispered never taking my eyes off the pool.
"Dunno. He's been down there a while." Don grunted as he eyed the water warily.
"No, he's fine. He's just shifting." Brit shrugged as she gave us a smile. "Wait for it... wait for it... Explosion!"
As if by her word alone suddenly the pool water shot nearly straight up as though a canon landed in its center. A loud roar echoed through its murk though and the water began to twist as though a twister made itself within the depths of the water sprout. Emerging from mist came a giant wolf's head. It opened its mighty jaws as it roared, emerging farther from the twister's center. A paw slammed itself down outside the pool, just inches from us as it faced us, white eyes searching almost empty. The last of the water fell revealing the monstrous creature.
A shaggy wolf nearly two stories high and fangs as long as Don. Its fur moved like the waves while its heavy growling breath reminded me of thunder rolling after a fresh spring rain. It fur was tinted white yet at the same time I could see through it, as if it was really made from water. Its paws were huge, bigger than me and Don put together. Its left paw was shackled and a heavy collar locked itself around his neck, a broken chain hanging a couple links from the collar's clip. Turning its whitened eyes to look at me it let out a low growl before nudging me gently with its nose. I could smell the sea coming from his breath, his breath oddly cool as though it was a breeze of the lake. I blinked up at him before slowly reaching out to pet his nose. I watched as his long bushy tail wagged slowly in response, pleased apparently that I wasn't freaking. Don the other hand wasn't sure what to do. Clearing his throat he chuckled awkwardly before scratching the back of his head.
"Well, I guess that changes things."
Sorry this chapter is way short but I wanted to respond to the others and this was the only way to do it. So as a bit of a make up I decided to take "Mitt Romney Style' and change the Lyrics it into 'Don Quixote Style'.
If you want Mitt Romney style here is the link
watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns
I ONLY CHANGED A COUPLE WORDS! ALL CREDIT FOR ORIGINAL GOES TO PSY AND COLLEGE HUMOR!
Don Quixote Style Lyrics
Don Quixote style!
Quixote style!
I got a horse in the races girl
But I don't even watch 'em
In and out of tax loopholes
'Cause I'm so fuckin' awesome
Bitch it's Friday night so we be benefit hoppin'
Check my con-spic-u-ous consumption
I've got distinguished flare
And a private jet that flies me way up in the air
Buy and sell ya company with so much savoir faire
I bough a mansion for each one of my two dozen heirs
Straight up millionaire
Affluence
Extravagance
That's Don!(Hey!)
That's so Don(Hey!)
Profits, investments!
That's Don! (Hey!)
Yeah, that's so Don! (Hey!)
You should love me
Cause I go so much mon-ay
AY AY AY AY AY!
Don Quixote style!
Quixote Style!
Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don!
Don Quixote style!
Hey, Sexy ladies!
Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don!
Don Quixote style!
Hey, sexy ladies!
Don! Don! Don!
(Bellamy breaks in)
I'm the only Bellamy
Yo bones I be jumpin'
I got the eyes and body
So you know I'm gon' be struttin'
I'll cut ya stupid safety nets
You losers ain't got nuthin'
Gotta stop losin'
Start bustlin'
(Back to Mitt Romney)
I got large amounts
In all bank accounts
Mihawk and Hancock in my vacation house
Talkin' wine and cheese
Mad lovin' degrees
Baby baby
I got maids just to fight me
You know what I'm sayin'!
Don Quixote style!
Quixote Style!
Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don!
Don Quixote style!
Hey, kicking babies!
Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don!
Don Quixote style!
Don Quixote style!
(1) Storm from X-men. Basically her eyes when she's using her powers.
(2) Jesus D:
Thanks you for reading!
