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Mulch Diggums, master thief, was tunnelling below Haven city, the dirt he chomped down on was warm, probably because he was a few hundred meters away from the core of the planet. Mulch took another huge chomp, and started choking.
Violently.
"HACK HEK HOOK" coughed Mulch as a small diamond was ejected from his ginormous mouth and onto the tunnel floor.
"Ooooh! Precious diamond!" Mulch whispered as his eyes grew large and sparkly.
He snatched the diamond and stuffed it in his pants pocket, then continued to tunnel.
Suddenly, there was a large booming sound from behind Mulch. The dwarf turned around and saw a troll, a big one, no, a HUGE one. The troll took one step, then another, and another, and another, and soon the troll was rocketing down the tunnel at an impossibly fast pace. Mulch tunneled upwards, he was tired, so there was no possibility that he could really take on that troll without collapsing the tunnel, which he did not really want to do.
He emerged in what looked like and actually was, Foaly's Ops booth, where Foaly himself demonstrating his new invention to Commander Trouble Kelp.
"And now if I point the 'Mixer' over here and fire..." said Foaly without looking behind him and spotting Mulch.
Mulch felt something hard bump him in the behind.
Then the worst thing possible happened.
Foaly fired the mixer, which was supposed to hit a rabbit and a frog that were sitting peacefully on Foaly's desk, but instead hit Mulch, who was sitting on the troll's head which was still inside Mulch's tunnel.
Mulch spasmed, then started emitting bright light, which lit up the entire Ops booth, then started to rise up into the air, with the troll, also emitting bright light, rising up with Mulch.
The two beings slid into each other, then there was a giant explosion.
BOOM
Foaly and Trouble were blasted backwards, out of the Ops booth and smashed into a white wall with an LEP insignia on it.
The monster Foaly had accidentally created, was massive, had giant tombstone sized teeth, enormous claws dripping paralyzing venom, giant dreadlocks on it's fur and worse, it's bum was showing.
"I AM THE MULCH-TROLL!" Roared the beast, "PREPARE TO BE EATEN DISGUSTINGLY!"
The Mulch-troll stomped over to Foaly and Trouble and was about to shove them into it's giant gullet, when Artemis and Holly literally came crashing through the roof on a hover-scooter.
"Get away from my friends!" yelled Holly and fired her Neutrino 5000 pistol.
The Mulch-troll roared in agony as the beam tore through it's fur and scorched the flesh beneath. It swung it's massive shaggy arm at Holly...and missed, instead creating a big crater in the LEP building's floor.
Artemis maneuvered the hover-scooter and rammed it into the back of the Mulch-troll's skull.
"HOW DARE YOU INJURE THE MULCH-TROLL!" screamed the Mulch-troll and swung it's giant clawed hand at the small scooter.
Surprisingly, the troll hit the hover-scooter and sent it careening into the ground, Holly's Neutrino pistol spiralled away after the crash.
The Mulch-troll stomped over and lowered it's shaggy head towards Artemis and Holly, it was about to dine on their innards when...
"GET AWAY FROM THEM!" shouted a voice, and along with that voice came a steam of hissing green acid, the acid splashed the troll directly in the face, causing the troll to writhe and howl in pain.
The voice and acid stream belonged to the centaur known as Kitty Eden, who was holding her modified acid filled water gun, followed by a small pixie named Becca Norma, who was followed by two elves, one who held twin longswords in each hand was known as Sarena kane and the other elf who was wearing a crapload of LEP gear was known by the name of Toby Zana.
The floor directly behind the Mulch-troll exploded, revealing a newcomer who happened to be Norman Sulfix.
Norman pulled his illegally gotten LEP helmet off of his head and clocked the troll over the head with it.
"Die, you abomination!" yelled Norman and continued to pound the angry Mulch-troll. The others quickly ran at the beast and beat the living [Censored] out of it.
"IMA FIRING MA-" yelled the Mulch-troll, but was cut off by his butt sending millions of pounds of farts out, quickly levelling the LEP building, and about 3 other homes that belonged to fairies, the others were blown back about 20 meters.
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Things started to go downhill after the LEP building was levelled.
The Mulch-troll was now out in the open and found out that he could jet-pack around by farting, which sounds terribly stupid. The gang was getting tired from all this chasing after the Mulch-troll, and were also getting tired from it's smelly farts. Another horrible thing was that about 13 innocent fairies had gotten paralyzed because the Mulch-troll had slashed them with it's claws.
Holly emerged from the remains of the LEP building.
"Find anything?" asked Kitty Eden.
"Naw, except this!" said Holly and pulled out what had to be the biggest Neutrino bazooka ever made.
Foaly, was beside Kitty, said, "That there is the Neutrino bazooka 250, the first of it's kind!"
Becca appeared on the scene, "Lets go blow that sucker up!" she shouted enthusiastically.
Holly stomped over to where Artemis, Norman, Toby and Sarena were distracting the troll by either shooting with deadly lasers, or throwing rocks at it or slashing it with swords.
"Stand back!" Holly commanded and proceeded to pull the trigger of the giant Neutrino bazooka 250, but nothing happened.
"What!?" everyone cried.
Holly looked at a screen positioned on the side of the Neutrino bazooka 250 and saw a flashing low battery icon.
"D'arvit." swore Holly.
Norman rushed over and pulled out the battery of his LEP helmet and held the small battery out to Holly, who took the small thing and jammed it inside the Neutrino bazooka 250.
Taking careful aim at the Mulch-troll, Holly fired the weapon, a huge laser, as big as your typical everyday fridge, erupted from the bazooka, and in spite of the million-to-one odds, it was at that exact moment that Artemis got in the way of the beam, while throwing rocks at the Mulch-troll.
The beam blasted Artemis over the Mulch-troll's head and he went flying, eventually hitting the concrete wall of a building with a dull thud.
"Artemis!" screamed Holly, dropped the Neutrino bazooka 250 and rushed past the Mulch-troll, despite it slashing talons and teeth, she made it.
The mud-boy Holly had come to know and love, (More like, uhm, yeah I dunno) didn't look to good, his skin was smoking and some of his hair had been burned off, his suit had been reduced to so much burned cloth. Holly hugged his limp form and started crying.
In the background, the Mulch-troll was advancing on Artemis and Holly, it's eyes filled with a craving for flesh.
As the Mulch-troll was about to eat our heroes yet again, The Mulch-troll found itself looking directly into the barrel of a Neutrino 5000 pistol, it did not have one clue how. Holly looked behind her and saw Artemis, holding her Neutrino 5000, and staring hard into the eyes of the abomination that Foaly had accidentally created.
The charred Artemis smiled his signature vampire smile, and said, "The lasers send their greetings"
That superbly awesome human, pulled the trigger, and the Mulch troll went flying.
Holly gaped at Artemis.
And all he could do was smile.
Like a boss
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Initiating Author comments...
I'm baaack!
Anyway, this is it, the final chapters of AVFC, so if you enjoyed this great long chapter, leave a nice review, if you did not enjoy this long chapter, then get the heck out of here.
Oh yes, and Captain Holly Sparrow? I think you should be Captain Holly Sparrow.
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