so this chapter has absolutely NOTHING to do with the story at hand.

It's just dumb.

So, read it if you want, it's kinda funny, but if you don't wanna waste your time reading about psycho beetles, that's ok!

(Disclaimer: I have never done any research on beetles, I have no idea about the legitimacy of "Parrot Beetles" I made them up, and this is in no way intended to be scientific, also I don't own Kirby, or any of the characters except Kitty, the craziest Puff to appear on Dreamland)

Beetle's Plan

P.O.V Beetle Imposter

Kitty didn't suspect a thing, I had taken the form of her pet beetle and every day her psychic aura grew stronger.

Meta however, hated me.

I think he knew everything, his eyes are creepy, he can see into my mind I think.

After I had found my way back to the real world since I was trapped in Subspace, I went to find a psychic link so I could stay here, otherwise I would just be taken back to Subspace.

I knew whoever I linked to had to have a measure of psychic ability, and they would die afterwards, so Kitty seemed like the perfect host.

I hated her guts, and she was psychic!

I also hated Meta Knight, he was the one who trapped me in Subspace, and unfortunately my son who disappointed me.

Yes my friends.

It is me.

Galacta Knight.

P.O.V Meta Knight

There was something fishy about that Beetle character.

He never left Kitty, and whenever I asked him about it he said he just liked the way her hair smelled.

Only I get to say that!

Not that I do... Heh...

That aside there's something off about that bug.

I caught him the other day trying to bite Kitty, and trust me, the day you see a vampire-y bug is a bad day indeed, like when you get mosquito bites.

So I decided to do a little investigating, usually I don't read that much about bugs, they gross me out, but I did some research on beetles and discovered that some beetles can mimic human speech, they're called Parrot Beetles, and although they are more intelligent then the average beetle, they are also more susceptible to mind control.

I thought back to what had happened at the brawls, I didn't know how Kitty had found out about her powers, she wasn't supposed to find out.

And after that she suddenly had a pet beetle.

Suddenly it all clicked, somebody wanted Kitty dead, somebody needed a psychic host, somebody could transform into other beings, but in order to confirm this suspicion I would have to do some recon.

I slung my cape over my back and grinned, "Recon Mode, on!"

I started dashing through the halls of the Halberd, "dunna dunna dun dun dunna dun dun dun."

Epic background music can't hurt right?

I prowled my battleship for hours, it felt good to just be a knight again, nothing else to worry about.

Don't get me wrong, I love being in a relationship, but there's a certain feeling in running around alone in the dark that gets my adrenaline flowing and my pulse up.

I looked everywhere for that stinkin beetle, I figured he would be wherever Kitty was, which made him easier to find, but it also made my blood boil with rage.

Only I get to stalk Kitty!

Not that I do... Heh...

I got sidetracked to the kitchen a lot, but hey, snacks are yummy.

Then I finally found Beetle, he wasn't hanging with Kitty, he was in the control room!

The Beetle grinned a Beetle-y grin, and grew to the same size as me, transforming into...

GALACTA KNIGHT!

"Your love is as good as dead!" He cackled.

"I'd think twice about that," a familiar voice emanated from the shadows.

Kitty stepped into the light, and Galacta grinned.

He drew his lance and said, "Kitty, the one I've been after the whole time."

Kitty's sword glinted, and so did her eyes, she tapped her sword on the ground, one, two, three times.

It transformed into a magnificent golden bow, trimmed with platinum, bowstring made of pure energy.

A quiver of arrows appeared instead of her sword scabbard.

Faster then my eyes could recognize, she had an arrow knocked and was firing.

She hit Galacta in the arm, "understand this, you butt, next time it goes," she pressed an arrow at his chest, "here."

Galacta grimaced as he disappeared.

"Whoa, just whoa, I wouldn't wanna get in a fight with you!" I gaped.

She just laughed and turned her bow back into her sword, Scarlett.

Sometimes that girl seems more fearless and strong then me...

So yah

weirdo beetles.

Crazy Kitty.

*quickly* loggingoffwithoutmetaphotobombingbye!

Meta: hiiiii!

Me: #*%^#*