A/N: So I made this list of events to write about to wrap up the story, and since there's quite a lot of stuff to fix so the ending is to my liking I'm going to have to throw in a few smexy lovey-dovey moments too, just so all the politics and stuff doesn't bore the hell out of everyone.

And because I really like how Naruto and Sasuke interact with each other. I mean, they spent SO long apart, they kinda deserve some waff too, right?

So yeah.

And now, for something much more interesting than author notes:


Naruto snickered at the purrs and mewls coming from the man on his lap, as he scrubbed the inky locks on his head. Anyone but the Uchiha's teammates would probably see this behavior as outrageously out of character, but people who had actually had missions with the bastard knew how obsessive he was with his personal hygiene, and soap - let alone shampoo – was a luxury he hadn't indulged in years.

Sasuke tilted his head and lay more comfortably on top of the blond, sighing contentedly. The waterfall stopped on a small pool before continuing down the mountain, and they were now blissfully enjoying a lazy bath under the early spring late afternoon sun, the cold water contrasting with the warm air. Sasuke thoroughly enjoyed this dryer time of the year, after the rainy, muddy winter and before the equally rainy, but stifling hot summer.

Naruto began combing his hair, slowly untangling the knots.

"You think the daimyo will really take charge this time?" he asked, and Sasuke sighed.

"They better, you'll be there to pester them if they don't, won't you?" he asked back.

"Hm. Yeah, sorta", Naruto said in a pensive tone. The apprentice monk turned his head to look at him quizzically. "I've been thinking of sending clones instead of going myself. I mean, I know eventually I'll want to go back to the continent and travel around sometimes, visit friends and stuff, but", Naruto said and rinsed the comb before throwing it at his backpack, "I want to help you guys rebuild here, after the daimyo are gone you'll still need tons of help. And besides, honestly, if I can't live in Konoha anymore, I'd rather be where you are. I've been thinking about stuff, and I wanna talk to those elder ninja later, they seem damn knowledgeable about seals. You think they can help me out with modifying the Hiraishin no Jutsu? I was wondering if there was a way to connect to the seal across long distances" he said. "I mean", he amended, giving Sasuke a worried look, "If you don't mind living with me, ya know, for good."

"Hn", Sasuke slipped forward and dipped underwater to rinse his hair. "Let me weigh the pros and cons of that", he said as he surfaced and slipped back onto Naruto's lap.

"Cons: you're loud, obnoxious, stubborn, clingy, nosy, a general pain in the ass, addicted to ramen," he counted on his fingers, "messy, clumsy, can't really do anything but fight and don't have useful labor skills, you get bored easily, talk too damn much, and knowing you're an attention whore, you'll probably spend most days nosing around with Taro-sama; and you're dumb as a doornail most of the time, not to mention you think menial work is beneath you", he continued, as Naruto either groaned, huffed, or outright cursed.

"Pros", he said, and tilted his head, apparently immersed in silent thought, for an entire minute.

"You asshole, stop that, I do have some qualities!" Naruto squealed indignantly, pushing him and crossing his arms with a huff.

"Hn", Sasuke smirked. "You are actually able to think creatively, albeit very slowly", he easily dodged a punch at the last, "you aren't lazy, you like to help people, and you can work fast; you are also generous and honest, and you understand people; you're low maintenance, as long as you get enough food, and though you do get bored easily, when you find something that you see as a challenge you actually apply yourself to it", he said, counting on his fingers again, and looked sideways at the blonde, who was giving him a stunned look. "You are also kind, loyal, and because you're social you'll probably spend most days nosing around with Taro-sama – that one is also a pro because I at least won't have to worry about him so much, he isn't getting any younger – and though sometimes I do want to strangle you with your own intestines, you make me laugh." Naruto rolled his eyes and blew him a raspberry.

"You know me inside and out; you truly care about me, I truly care about you, we're comfortable with each other, and" he gave him a lopsided smirk, "I think I've gotten addicted to your body", he finished in a sultry tone, wriggling his ass against Naruto's groin.

Naruto moaned quietly and pulled him to recline against his chest, spreading his legs and shuddering as Sasuke began to slowly grind against his crotch.

"So yeah, you can stay", he whispered on the Jinchuuriki's ear, "But I'm happy you'll be traveling, it means I don't have to feel guilty when I want space, I'll just point you to the continent and kick your ass there", he said in a deep, husky voice, and began snickering.

Naruto pouted. "Teme why you so mean to me? I swear, I spent half my life running to defend your skinny ass, trying to make you fucking happy", he huffed in mock anger, "suffering like a soap opera heroine for you, getting my poor hide beaten like a dirty rug for you, by you", and here Sasuke started laughing heartily, "being ridiculed, having Itachi shove an entire crow down my throat and coughing it up later for you, I swear, I ain't even got a gag reflex anymore -"

"Thank you, nii-san!" Sasuke yelled at the sky, and Naruto gave up pretending to be mad, joining in the laughter.

"You think Itachi knew what was going on between us?" Naruto asked when their laughter subsided.

"I don't know, but he kinda told me to trust you, and considering what he said to you… well…" Sasuke mused over it for a while, and shrugged, "If he thought we were just friends I think he had some really weird views on friendship. And I can truly tell you that he didn't see you and me as brothers, man. Definitely not, the same way I never did. Even when I saw you as some kind of family to me, as becoming important to me as Itachi was, I knew it was different, I knew the word 'brother' didn't fit what I felt about you. It wasn't like what I felt about Sakura, I actually grew fond of her too, but like she was like a sister…"

Naruto cringed at that, and Sasuke snorted.

"Now you understand why I was so grossed out by her romantic fantasies about us. Blegh. Ewww. I didn't like Karin's advances but I didn't see her as my sister, so I could at least tolerate that. And she actually knew I wasn't ever gonna reciprocate, so it was more riling me up than anything, I mean, now that I have finally gone through puberty I can't imagine she didn't see something was physically wrong with me, being my personal healer and all. I mean… damn, ever since that first traumatic boner my cock has stiffened up so many times, it's like it's got a life of it's own", he said, and looked down at himself with a frown.

Naruto guffawed. "Welcome to manhood, bastard", he said, grinning, "better get used to it cause it's been like that for me every day for the last six years", he laughed, "Damn, after I realized I loved you and consequently wasn't straight I had to stop going to the onsen altogether, even Rock Lee's hairy ass got me hornyghhhhhh" he gasped as pale hands suddenly grabbed his neck.

"Excuse-me?" Sasuke asked in a dark, menacing tone, looking down at him with murderous intent.

"Wa-wait, teme, it's not what you think, it's just a natural… gaaahhhh… body reaction… gaaaahhhk… it don't mean anything!" Naruto blurted out.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes, and slowly released the pressure on Naruto's throat. "Hn. Fine", he said. "However", he said in a threatening tone that chilled Naruto's bones, "If you ever pursue those reactions from other people behind my back, I will Chidori your dick off and seal your asshole closed. Do you understand what I just said, usuratonkachi?" he snarled, and his bloodline limit flared.

Naruto gulped. "Uh, yessir", he answered, enthusiastically nodding as he panted, privately wondering when the hell had he become so insanely perverted, because watching Sasuke break into possessive fury had somehow gotten him rock hard.

The bastard must've noticed it too, because he raised an eyebrow and looked down at where their bodies touched as he straddled him. Sasuke pursed his lips, and licked them, before raising his eyes slowly back up at Naruto's fiercely blushing, meek face.

"You like it when I get angry with you, don't you", Sasuke purred, and ground down on Naruto's erection, earning a submissive mewl in response. He gave him a lopsided smirk. "How did that happen?"

"I don't know!" Naruto blurted out with wide eyes, "And don't you think I'mma gonna let you go nuts again because of that, teme, cause all I know is that I can totally separate you being stupid from you being, er, like this", he mumbled the last.

Sasuke deadpanned at him. "Che, I may be new to this sex business but I am not so naive I can't see the difference between what is going on now and what happened at our last serious fight, usuratonkachi", he said. "This", he grabbed Naruto's cock and gave it a rough pull, "is something else. And I like it", he said smugly, pumping it again when he felt it twitch in his hand.

Naruto whimpered in hopeless pleasure, as Sasuke loomed over him and pulled his head towards his own groin. Sasuke definitely wasn't lying when he said he liked his reactions, by the hard-on in front of him, and Naruto obediently opened his mouth, raising his eyes.

Sasuke let out a lusty sigh, and pushed his shaft deep inside Naruto's mouth. No gag-reflex, huh? Well, time to try that out then, no sense in not making use of nii-san's favor, right?

He gasped as he felt Naruto take every inch in without complaining or gagging, and shuddered as the head hit the back of the blond's throat. Holy shit he wasn't kidding… Sasuke gave a few short, staccato thrusts against that sinful throat, and pressed his eyes closed when Naruto made a guttural lusty sound, grabbing his ass cheeks for purchase.

It was exhilarating to… use the usuratonkachi like this, and even more because the blond liked it. Sasuke remembered not minding being bound last night, actually being thrilled as he was harshly pounded into the wall, the sting from the scratching against the rough surface actually enhancing the pleasure of his nerve endings being pressured as his insides were pushed, stretched, pulled.

It seemed different from what Naruto was feeling, though. He had looked aroused from the very idea of Sasuke acting on his possessive instincts, and right now his eyes were burning with passion just from letting the Uchiha take his pleasure by using him. The blond's flustered face and the drool dropping from his mouth, as Sasuke opened his eyes and looked down, made his natural possessiveness spike in unbidden pleasure, pushing him closer to his orgasm.

"Mine", Sasuke growled, and thrust harder. Naruto moaned and swallowed around his cock, and it spurted a jet of cum down his throat, but just as the blond was swallowing again Sasuke pulled out to let his seed fall on the blond's face, covering his cheeks and his open mouth.

It was impossible for the Uchiha to stop from smearing the cum all over Naruto's face with his dick, the Jinchuuriki gasping and sliding his tongue out to lick whenever the angry red tip passed through his lax mouth.

Sasuke pulled his panting usuratonkachi up to stand before him, and began kissing and licking the tan face as he started guiding him out of the water and into the blanket they had stretched on the grass next to the natural pool. He pushed Naruto down on his back, and sucked on his pulse, the blond writhing under him.

Sasuke rose and fetched the glass jar from the basket they had brought their lunch in, straddling the blond right after and beginning to coat his erection with the balm.

Naruto gazed at his own cock uncomprehendingly.

"What?" Sasuke asked with a smirk.

Naruto whined in response, and the Uchiha chuckled. "Not happening", he said in a smug tone.

Naruto whined again, making puppy eyes and pouting, and Sasuke realized it pleased him tremendously to deny what the blond wanted.

On a whim, he turned away from the blonde, before straddling him again and slowly taking Naruto's cock inside his hungry hole. He stretched his back, reveling in the sensation of feeling the tan body go rigid under and inside him.

"Haahhh… Sasuke please… wait", Naruto breathed out, grabbing his hips. "Mmmnnnghhh… just… just… oh fuck", he groaned, trying to hold back from coming too soon.

"Don't move", Sasuke said after a moment, and, when Naruto finally relaxed, he began rolling his hips as if he was rubbing his thighs together, clenching his inner muscles while slowly rising and relaxing them as he impaled himself over and over.

Naruto panted, whimpered, mewled and moaned, grabbing the blanket for dear life. Clench, right, up, left, relax, down, clench, twist… as in every other aspect, the Uchiha proved to be a natural evil genius when it came to sex, and the poor blond's admittedly simple brain was turning into goo. He couldn't tell right from left, nor up from down anymore; it was a very good thing they were in a safe place, because the Jinchuuriki at the moment wouldn't even notice if wild horses trampled over him, let alone an attack from a stealthy enemy; all his heightened ninja senses were focused on his dick and the incredibly tight ass doing amazing things to it.

On top of him, Sasuke was having immense fun inflicting this sensuous torture to his idiot. The physical pleasure was strong and steady for him, waves of it traveling up his spine whenever he brushed his prostate against the hard shaft inside him, and the mental high of turning Naruto into a trembling, panting, incoherent puddle of liquid fire was so damn good he was firmly set into putting off the inevitable end for as long as he could.

"Huuuuunnnbbrrrllllghhhh", the blond drooled as he occasionally raised his head to see what was going on, the sight of the gorgeous back and ass sinfully riding him overloading his brain. He'd watch his cock going in and out that delicious heat, forgetting how to breathe, until the lack of oxygen made him fall back, heaving heaps and heaps of neglected air, just to raise his head, take a look at the sexy view above him, and forget how to move his lungs all over again, it was that good.

"Teme… please…" he mumbled, after a long while, his cock hurting in need for release. Sasuke then laid back over him, writhing on top of his torso and pulling his hands to hold pale hips.

"Naruto…" he breathed on his ear, "fuck me, usuratonkachi."

The blond shuddered in relief and brought his knees up, bracing his feet on the blanket before turning his head to kiss the man above him. He then secured his grip on Sasuke's hips and began thrusting into him hard and fast, encouraging Sasuke's moans.

"Fuck yes, Sasuke, talk to me, tell me what you want", he moaned, feeling the Uchiha's bangs whipping his face as he shook his head from side to side in pleasure.

"Harder", the brunet mewled breathlessly, and braced his feet on the blond's knees to push back against his thrusts.

"Oh gods, Naruto… yes, right there, so good, don't you dare stop!" he yelled, as his lover changed the angle and hit his prostate directly. He then pulled one of the hands holding his hips over his own cock, intertwining their fingers before beginning to pump it harshly.

Naruto accelerated his thrusting, chanting incoherent praises to his lover as he felt his orgasm building up, shivers running through his whole trembling body, and he was dragged over the edge as Sasuke reached his own mind-blowing orgasm on top of him with another of those guttural yells that he apparently couldn't hold in every time and that were quickly becoming Naruto's favorite sounds ever.

They came down from the afterglow high and turned their heads to the side to see their clones standing a few feet away, clapping quizzically at their performance before saluting to them and dispelling themselves.

Sasuke disengaged from the blond and entered the pool to bathe again, blushing and muttering curses at his own clone. Naruto laughed at him.

"Don't worry, you get used to it after a while", he said, giving a yelp as he joined him in the cold water. "Well, that worked out all right", he mused, tilting his head as he hugged the Uchiha from behind.

Sasuke nodded and hn'd. He wasn't too happy at the idea of sending a clone back to Konoha, but he could understand the necessity of it. At least with the chakra batteries he wouldn't have to leave his duties in the island as well.

"Come on bastard, let's go back and eat something, I'm starving", Naruto said, kissing his neck and already planning out what they would do the next day, based on his clone's memories.


A/N: Bet ya girls never thought a dominating bottom could be this sexy, right? Ku ku ku ku…