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Okay... I was originally saving this for the last few chapters, but the idea was TOO AWESOME!! I HAD TO DO IT NOW!! So... I did it. Read on. :D

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"Hello?" Becky answered the phone.

"Hiya Becky; It's Hikaru! Do you remember the show?"

"What show?"

"The fashion show you agreed to last week?"

"…Oh, right."

"Are you still up for it?"

"Yeah."

"Well… It's been postponed. Are you free in two weeks?"

"Yeah…"

"Good. C'ya later!!"

And with that, Hikaru hung up the phone. Becky put the phone back on the receiver and flopped on the couch.

Shelby sat idle at her laptop. INSANELY bored. She heard a ring, indicating that she had a new email. She hopped on AOL, and looked into it. One message- from Nick Foat, subject: 102 things to do in Wal-Mart. Shelby smirked.

"Becky? Addie? Are you guys free tomorrow?"

"Yeah!" Becky said, the sponge bob theme playing from the room she was in.

"Yeah. Hey... One question! What letter does pink come after in the alphabet?" Addie asked.

Shelby laughed. She assumed that Addie was trying to alphabatize her closet. Stupidity was definitely hilarious.

"It comes after D, Addie."

Becky had appeared in her doorway. "Why? What are we doing tomorrow?"

"I just got a chain email. '102 things to do in Wal-Mart'. I figure it would be quite entertaining..." Shelby said, scrolling through all the things.

She printed it out. The orange eyed girl picked up her cell phone, and called Kyouya.

"What? I'm busy."

"I don't care how busy you are TODAY, but how about tomorrow?"

"I don't believe I have anything planned."

Shelby smiled. "Good. Be at my house at 10:00 AM."

"Why?"

"Just be here. Call the rest of the hosts too... Tell them the same thing."

She hung up. "Becky, call Nick."

"Are we inviting him too?"

"Yeah."

--The Next Day--

Time: 9:56 AM

"Alright. We're missing Kyouya and Nick still." Shelby announced, scanning over her attendance clipboard. On said clipboard was her attendance sheet, a sheet of Guitar Hero 3 stickers, a list of the best ice cream parlors in town, and the 102 things to do in Wal-Mart.

"Kyouya doesn't like waking up early." Haruhi said.

Shelby smirked. She picked up her home phone, and dialed Kyouya's number.

There was a growling at the other end of the line.

"Listen Kyouya. You have two minutes to get your lazy ass over to my place. GET MOVING!!" Shelby screamed.

Another growl.

"Don't growl at me." Honey laughed at the face she made.

"Fine, I'm getting up..."

"That's a good boy. See you in two minutes." And with that, she hung up.

There was a knock at the door. Tamaki answered it. Nick sat there... Janna right next to him.

"Hey... Janna, Nick. You guys ready to go? We're just waiting for Kyouya to drag his bum outta bed."

"Who?"

"Kyouya. Ya know, black hair, glasses, sitting with me at the beach?" Shelby elaborated.

"Huh?"

--Two Minutes Later--

Kyouya was practically falling asleep in the passenger seat of Shelby's monster truck. Due to lack of space, Addie was sitting on Tamaki's lap, Honey on Mori's, Janna on Nick's, and the twins had squished together in one seat. Haruhi, much to her dislike, was sitting on the floor in the back. What of Becky?

Well... She was strapped onto the roof. (Only Addie and Shelby knew) I mean, not like any police would be able to see way up there, right?

"So... Shelby, what on earth are we doing?" Hikaru asked.

"Have you guys ever gotten the chain email of, like, 24 or so things to do in Wal-Mart?"

There was a chorus of 'yeah', and a snore from Kyouya. Shelby glanced at him, and swerved in the road, causing his head to slam into the window.

"Wha...?"

"What the hell Shelby?!"

"SHUT UP JANNA, I'M ALREADY HALF TEMPTED TO THROW YOU IN THE TRUNK!!" Shelby roared.

"Anyway... Back to the 24 things to do in Wal-Mart... Nick there sent me 102 things to do. So... We're gonna do all of them."

Shelby turned into a back road, and started speeding. A scream was heard from the roof. "What. The. Heck?!" Kaoru asked, clinging to Hikaru.

"That would be Becky. It seems like she's enjoying herself." Addie said.

Shelby laughed. "It would appear so. You guys seriously didn't notice that she wasn't here?"

Another scream, then "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" was heard from the roof.

Shelby took a hand off the wheel, and tapped the ceiling of the truck. "You having fun, Becky?"

"HELL YEAH!!"

Everyone (except Kyouya) laughed. Shelby glared at Kyouya. "Dude, you have GOT to wake up."

"Meh."

The glare intensified. She had pulled up to a stoplight, and reached over to the radio. Poking the on button, the amazingly loud radio came on, the song 'Because I'm Awesome' blared through the speakers.

Kyouya blinked. He glared at the radio, and when Shelby hit the gas again, he slammed his head into the back of the seat, while everyone else was completely unfazed. Except Haruhi... She was a bit banged up from being with all the legs.

Shelby heard Janna whispering something to Nick, then Nick yelling "NO!!"

To Shelby and Addie, it was quite obvious what she asked.

"Guys, we're here. Hikaru, Kaoru, wake Kyouya up. Whatever way possible. Mori, help me get Becky off the roof."

Okay... The real coolness starts in the next chapter! BTW... If you've never gotten the email, and wanna read it, send me a PM with your email, and I'll email it to you.