Hunger Games Parody Part 21!
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"She's my ally….no…no you can't have her!" I hear faint voices arguing as I wake up. "No, you did not just mess with a Jersey girl!" I hear. "Timmy, is that you?" I ask in a fog. The voices stop. I look up and see Peeta starring at me. "Who were you talking to?" I ask feeling a sharp pain in my head. "No one…" he replies curiously. "Why does my head hurt?" I ask. "You were struggling so I hit you in the head with a pan…" replies Peeta matter-of-factly. "You what?" I ask aggravated. "Uhhh forget it. So um, how are you?" he asks twirling around. "Katniss how are you going to get out-a this one?" I mumble to myself. I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around and see nothing. Then I know what it is, I know who Rue was talking about! "Timmy, where are you!" I whisper. I see writing in the dirt that says follow me! While Peeta is magically twirling around I follow the foot prints ahead of me. When we are at a safe distance away we break into a run and climb up a tree. "Timmy, you have no idea how glad I am to see you, Rue said you were dead and that she ate you, and then she died and," I stop when I see a tear drip down onto the branch out of mid air. "Oh, I'm sorry. I miss her too. She had all the bombs that I've been waiting months for in the black market," I say. I hear a little sniffle and try and put my arm around him. But since he's invisible I end up smacking him in the face. He plummets to the ground and I hear a thud. I rush down to him where he lays. His arm is broken and I know that he has a bad cut on his leg because there is now a river of blood up to my neck. He has an infection, and I know he needs medicine, or he'll die.
I pull Timmy into a cave and lay him down. He throws an apple at me and I smile. That's when I have an idea! I splash mud all over him and suddenly he is visible! He's really short like a midget. "Wow Timmy you are the shortest person I've ever seen!" I say. "What are you a midget?" I ask. "Um we prefer little people!" says a high pitched boy voice. "You sound like an elf," I say squeezing his ear. "How'd you even get here?" He looks up at me, "Well, I'm not supposed to say anything but…I'm an elf from the north pole." "Who sent you?" I shout. "Santa, why?" he asks. I run out of the cave like a little school girl. He grabs my arm and spins me around, "Katniss what's wrong?" he asks. "Santa killed my father!" Timmy pulls me close, "I'm so sorry!" he says. "Don't be, I paid him!" I say happily. "Why?" "He wouldn't give me a cookie!" I scream. Then Timmy collapses.
He's not dead but I begin digging his grave knowing the end is near until I hear, "I'd like to welcome all tributes to a feast! We know that you all have something you need and insure that it will be provided to you! Be there at the Cornucopia at sun rise!" says Claudius Templesmith. I look at Timmy, my last "friend" in the arena. I start sprinting in the direction of the Cornucopia which will probably take me a few hours but I have to do this for Timmy. I break up a tree branch when I hear Peeta's voice, "Katniss, I just want you back!" he yells and runs past. I hop down from the tree, "That was close!" I breathe. I trudge through the forest trying so hard not to fart. I know if I do the fumes will surround me and I'll die. But I just can't hold it in anymore! I let out a huge bomber and zoom through the forest. Why didn't I think of this before? My fart propels me all the way to the edge of the woods where I land smack down on my face! I get up, "Well I got here faster than I expected…..oh gosh this is boring," I say and sit down next to a tree. I sit there and stare at Face of the Fox prancing about in the distance until the sun rises.
I'm getting mad when nothing happens so I stand up and foolishly walk out into the open, "Ok, what's the deal! Where in Tom Hanks's name is our stuff!" I scream. Then the ground starts to shake and I'm expecting to see a table rise from beneath me. But instead I see Man Lady running towards me. She gained about 200 pounds since the last time I saw her and her cheeks almost completely cover her mouth. With each step she takes the ground rumbles. "Get over here Katnisssssss!" she shouts in an even deeper voice than before! She trips and falls and sends me flying backwards! I land in a daze and she jumps on me! Usually my superior strength would bale me out. But not against a 500 pound whale! "So, I seduced Cato into letting me kill you as long as I make it memorable," she says. "Seduced him? Wow he sure does have a type!" I say. She snarls, "You little peasant!" she screams. "What did you call me Butt Munch!" I scream. She pulls out a knife and is about to cut my face off when I say, "Why are you so mean?" she looks at me, "Wha…what?" she asks. "You heard me! I said why do you go around acting tuff and stuff?" I ask. She hesitates, "Well, I guess because I….I have no confidence," she sighs. I struggle to free my hand and put it on her squishy shoulder, "I believe you are beautiful no matter what they say! Words can't bring you down. You are beautiful in every single way," I tell her. She slides off me, "You really think so?" she asks. "NOPE!" I say and jump on her. We resale until she has me in a head lock. Right when I feel the life fading from me she is swept up into the air!
Thresher Shark is there! He throws her on the ground, "Oh, oh my gosh! That is some heavy chiz right there!" he says. I gulp at the sight of his size. He then picks up a lonely squirrel and chucks it at her. It hits her in the head and she loses consciousness for the 10th time in this game! "Wow she was nuts!" says Thresh waiting for a response of laughter. I sit there looking bored. "Uh, well this is awkward…," he then picks up another squirrel and is about to throw it at me when his face seems to be conflicted, "No, I can't do it!" he says. "Because I helped Rue?" I asked. "No, I can't do this to this squirrel! I mean I just chucked his friend and well, he's been through a lot," he sets him down gently. But the squirrel turned around and attacked Thresher Shark. I walked away as Thresher Shark was slowly devoured by a mutant rodent. I walk over to the table that just magically appeared and swipe the bag labeled District 12/ Timmy. I sprint away into the woods just as Man Lady's Cannon fires.
Author's Note: I made this Chapter really long because I got 100 reviews! That's awesome thanks so much!