The Author Says: I'll be jumping back to regular, non cartoon-ish, songs for awhile; wrapping my anime excursion up with one everyone should know! Don't forget the four R's!
Sung to the One Piece Rap!
YO!
Yah-yo,
yah-yo!
Training!
(Don't give it up, Ashy!)
Training!
(Don't
give it up, Brock-y!)
Training!
(Don't give it up,
Misty!)
Training!
(Don't give it, give it up, give it up, give
it up, give it up, give it-- NO!)
Here's how the story goes, we
find out
'Bout a Tourney in advanced B, there's no doubt
The
Trainer whose eye is on it, he'll sing,
"I'll be pokemon
master, I'm going to be!"
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!
His
name is Ketchum
(That's Asthon Ketchum)
(Gonna be pokemon
master!)
He's undefeatable
(How did that happen?)
(Yo-ho-ho,
he got a pikachu first!)
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
His name is Max, he's
a genius type guy
And a L-A-D-Y Misty's not shy
May is doin'
that contest thing
And Brock is cookin' for the Hoenn
Team!
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!
Set sail for AB, it's the
name of the Country
(with the Grand Line)
Yah-yo, yah-yo
Set
sail for AB!
Ash's Pokemon sung to 1985 by Bowling for Soup
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Jessie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One failure a day
Partner's an id-de-ay
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four?
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Lance's car
The yellow pika-fiend is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since
Ash Ketchum, his Pika
Way before Duplica
There was Tracy, Brock, Misty
And that annoying May/Max team
Her two friends, from R school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With Ash's, Ash's, Ash's pokemon
Woohoohoo
(Ash's Pokemon)
Woohoohoo
She's seen all his basics
She knows every 'mon
Swellow and his Grovyle
Even that Torkoal one
she caught Seviper
not a fan of Cacnea
thought she'd make it work
as a 'mon coordinator
Where's the evil plot, where's the big scheme
and who's the other guy that's hanging with the loser team?
when did B & C become favorites?
what ever happen to the blue one, red one?
(or the talking meowth)
Ketchum, his Pika
Way before Duplica
There was Tracy, Brock, Misty
And that annoying May/Max team
Her two friends, from R school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With Ash's, Ash's, Ash's pokemon
She hates them make it stop
when did Team Magma catch a Kyogre? (Kyogre)
And when did Aqua become contenders?
Please make this stop, stop
Stop!
And destroy
Ketchum, his Pika
Way before Duplica
There was Tracy, Brock, Misty
And that annoying May/Max team
Her two friends, from R school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With Ash's pokemon
Woohoohoo
Ketchum, his Pika
Way before Duplica
There was Tracy, Brock, Misty
And that annoying May/Max team
Woohoohoo
Her two friends, from R school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With Ash's, Ash's, Ash's pokemon!