Pairing: Puzzleshipping
Genre: Humor

X-x-o-o—Balls—o-o-x-X

Sugoroku whistled a happy little tune as he walked from the living room to the door that led to his humble little shop, connected to his house.

Life couldn't be any better. His son-in-law was doing great business in America; his daughter, albeit missing her husband, she was very pleased with their current life and his son in law had found his soul mate.

Sugoroku and his daughter were first shocked when their youngest family member announced that he was homosexual and that he even had a boyfriend. They were reluctant at first, but eventually warmed up to the man Yuugi had fallen in love with. As long as he made Yuugi happy, he would be welcomed in the family.

"Wow Yami! Your balls are so big!"

Sugoroku halted abruptly as the voice of his grandson was heard from behind the closed kitchen door. That sentence did not sit well with him.

A chuckle was heard next, a voice deeper than the previous. "I told you so Yuugi, you never believed me." The tone was smug.

"Yeah… I guess I just really had to see them. Why are they so big anyway? What's your secret?" Yuugi asked. A second of silence was heard, as Yami had shrugged his shoulders. "Years of practicing I guess."

If Sugoroku had a glass in his hand, it would've have shattered. He did not just want to barge in and catch them in such a situation. Yuugi would not talk to him for months!

"Can I touch them?"

Sugoroku's eyes doubled in size.

"Of course you can!"

Sugoroku breathed in and out deeply, his hand already on the doorknob. He could not yet barge in. They were teenagers, they were hormonal. He would interfere when they went too far.

"Wow… so smooth. How did you get them so smooth?" Yuugi's voice was full of admiration and awe.

Yami chuckled once again. "The secret is spit. It's the best polish one can find." Yami answered.

"Can you do that to mine too?"

"Sure, take them out."

Okay! That was it! He would stop them before they went too far. And in the kitchen no less! They ate there! Sugoroku slammed open the door with an 'aha!'

"Stop it right there you two!" He hollered.

Yuugi and Yami looked at the man in confusion. Sugoroku assessed the situation, slightly confused. The boys were fully clothed and they were holding bowling balls.

"W-what's going on?" Yuugi asked as he gave his grandpa weird looks.

"I can ask the same to you!" His grandfather said.

Yuugi just shrugged his shoulders. "We got to choose an activity to participate in for gym class. Yami and I chose bowling. But Yami got bigger and heavier balls since he already has experience." Yuugi explained.

Sugoroku mimicked a fish as his mouth formed an 'o'. He had never felt this stupid before.

"Very well then. Carry on." He said as he nonchalantly left the kitchen to open up the store again after his break.

Yami and Yuugi looked at each other in puzzlement and just shrugged their shoulders, continuing discussing how they could make Yuugi's bowling balls even smoother.

Author's Note: Hehehe you pervs, you thought something else, didn't you?

I really don't know how this idea came to me, but I was riding the train home and it just suddenly popped into my brain.

I have NO idea, if spit really is good for polishing bowling balls. But I know that spit is the best make up remover EVER.