50 ways to annoy Harry Potter

by iwmango

Or, how to get a Grimmauld yell out of the boy who lived. I don't know why, It's just so tempting to annoy the wizard!

21. Pink Gifts are confusing

I warily brought in the pink school bag I bought, with all the school things I also bought inside.

I threw it at Harry.

"This is my gift?"

"I assumed whatever I hated would be something you hated, and I hate pink!"

"So you bought me something you thought I'd hate…why?"

"What are you, a psychologist?"

"I hate pink"

"That's why I got it"

"So—Ugh, I'm confused"

"Will you use it?"

"Sure sure—I mean—NO!"

I made puppy dog eyes.

"ALICE!"